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I seem to be on hiatus

The good news is that I'm healthy.  The bad news, from your perspective, is that I seem to have stopped blogging.  I'm not sure why.  Part of it is that I've been focusing on revising the beginning of my novel, Mercury Falls.  Tru... [Read the full post]
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Guest Post in which Johnny Truant Does Not Deny Being a Goat Molester

First, let me apologize for all the frequent outages and other weirdness lately on this site and Humor-Blogs.com/Blog-Storm.com.  Turns out my server didn't have enough memory to, um, remember that my websites are supposed to stay up for several... [Read the full post]
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Regarding my Pepsi logo post:The Office Scribe said...Am I the only one who thinks that the new Pepsi logo looks like a Barack Obama bumper sticker?Obama 2008: Yes we 'Pepsi' can!Several readers pointed this out. I actually ran across that assertion... [Read the full post]
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1000 New Species Discovered; New Total is Whatever the Old Total Was Plus 1000

Recently I ran across the remarkable headline “WWF: More Than 1,000 New Species Discovered in Southeast Asia.”I assumed, as most people would, that this discovery was a side effect of a scientific expedition to to determine the genetic origins of fem... [Read the full post]
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Do I Know You?

One of the inevitable consequences of being a handsome, charismatic man who has just written what is bound to be a runaway bestseller is that I am soon going to have to grapple with the pressures of being a minor celebrity.The glare of the spotlight ... [Read the full post]
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Lords of Light!

As you know, I'm a highly educated man with a vast depth and breadth of knowledge at my disposal. One might expect such an erudite individual to pursue greatness within the halls of academia, but I have elected instead to rub elbows with the Common ... [Read the full post]
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Ask Diesel About Language Stuff #2

Recently I started a new feature on this site with the creative and inspiring name "Ask Diesel About Language Stuff."The goal of this feature is to impart to you some insignificant fraction of my vast knowledge of grammar, punctuation and usage. Les... [Read the full post]
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Hey, can I borrow $700 billion to reassure you that my finances are sound?

Welcome to this special edition of Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary. Recently we have seen the dollar gaining on foreign currencies and gas prices falling sharply, while the economy grows at a rate of 3.9% and interest rates remain historical... [Read the full post]
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Best of MP: The Legend of Diesel

While I'm on hiatus, working on the new version of Humor-Blogs.com, please enjoy this classic post from the Mattress Police archives.The Legend of DieselOk, so this is the first time I've ever felt the need to put a disclaimer in front of one of my p... [Read the full post]
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The Unbearable Dumbness of Being

So lately I've been trying to catch up on reading other peoples' blogs, and one of the inevitable consequences of that activity is me being irritated by how dumb some people are.Before I continue, I should explain that I myself am an idiot. A few da... [Read the full post]
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