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"That Annoys the Queen."

- My 5-year-old daughter, who was dressed in a queen costume for Halloween, in response to my whistling in the car.

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Blogger Logophile said...

OMG,
I love your daughter.
That is awesome.
Sounds like something my mouthy little buggers would pop off with.

9:56 PM  
Blogger Gregory said...

Man, only on Halloween.

Any other day it just sounds haughty and insolent.

Your daughter sounds like a riot.

10:03 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

She is definitely a character. And conveniently, I was planning another post about her today. Stay tuned...


fdovov, Vladimir Ilyanovich (1891-1956) Russian playwright and misogynist. Known for his acerbic wit and chronic digestive tract problems.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous cj said...

:)I think my little girl and your little girl would get along just fine.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Citymouse said...

What a bright child!

9:13 AM  
Blogger G said...

Then I suggest that you stop it immediately.

10:12 AM  
Blogger G said...

Whistling that is :)

1:08 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Did the Queen kick the driver's ass?

2:34 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Yeah, she's a sharp one. I stopped whistling, but only because I was laughing so hard.

dan - Every day for the past five years. Sigh.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOOOOOOOOO.....the Queen gets what the Queen wants!!!!!
Karen

9:16 PM  



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