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In honor of Halloween (and the apparent lack of interest in my previous post), here's a special treat:

The World's Ugliest Dog

Why didn't I just post the pic here? Because I didn't want you to have a heart attack when you came to my site. Yes, it's just that awful.

That'll learn you to pay more attention next time I spend 4 hours writing a story for your amusement. Don't make link to something like this again.
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Blogger Joel Bezaire said...

That dog fell outta the Ugly Tree and hit every damn branch on the way down. Geez...

Oh, and I liked your previous post/story.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

poor thing. he actually *is* dead now, right?

and i LOVED your previous post, bub... so quit yer whinin'. besides, the day's not over yet, ya know. (not real big on patience, are we?) xox

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Robin said...

EEEEK! That should be good for a few nightmares

5:37 PM  
Blogger The Drive-by Blogger said...

I think that calling it the World’s Ugliest Dog might not be enough. We could be talking interplanetary ugly here.

7:48 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

I almost couldn't believe it was a real dog. Nightmares indeed. And yes, I do believe he died recently, which probably improved his complexion.

And thanks, I'm glad you liked the story. It has a special place in my heart.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous cj said...

You know I don't think the word ugly quite cuts it here. I am speechless.

7:57 AM  
Anonymous SonyAD said...

That's just plain wrong.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure that's a dog??
Karen

9:14 PM  



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