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What Do Larry King, Richard Dean Anderson, and Keira Knightly Have in Common?

Me, apparently.



Yeah, not bad, huh? Except for Larry King, with whom I share only a pair of glasses and an unfounded sense of moral superiority.

Did I remove some ugly guys who didn't really look like me? Like, say, Rupert Murdoch or, oh, I don't know, maybe THIS GUY:



I'll never tell.


Update: I forgot to mention that I found this at: SayNoToCrack.com.

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Anonymous cj said...

:) ya know like 10 years ago we'd all have been hollaring "Ohhhh look at him, he looks just like Dillan on 90210!" 20 years ago it would be "Did you see how hot he was? He looks just like MacGyver!" Larry King has never been hot. (at least in my world)

10:35 AM  
Anonymous neva said...

you wear "unfounded sense of moral superiority" well. and i think it's best if we don't know of those other potential matches. (just sayin'...)

11:41 AM  
Anonymous neva said...

by the way, i was having trouble trying that program with my picture so i popped up a mug-shot of my youngest son. do you think he'll be alarmed to know he shares a 76% likeness with... Hillary Swank?

11:43 AM  
Anonymous neva said...

d'oh! that said, Hal Sparks and David Beckham are a close 2nd and 3rd. (maybe there's hope for my kid, after all.)

11:45 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

cj - I think I'm actually about the same age as Luke Perry. His career peaked a bit earlier than mine. It's never occurred to anyone to say I look like him though. Of course, you can't tell in that picture, but I weigh 400 pounds.

neva - Well, if you're a young guy, you could do a lot worse than to look like Hillary Swank. I always thought she was better looking as a boy anyway. Now I have to try my children...

11:54 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

This can't be good dude. I'm beginning to notice the resemblance to Kiera Knightly and all I can say at this point is ... er ... are you free on Saturday?

12:37 PM  
Blogger Joel Bezaire said...

Kiera Knightley is OK...but MY #2 look-alike is Gisele Bunchen!

I wonder when Victoria's Secret will be calling me with a contract offer?

12:47 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

dan - ROTFL!

I should be laughing, right? Right?!?!

What's even worse is that my son is apparently the spitting image of several female supermodels. I'm going to opt not to post those, as I think it's best for everyone.

And then there's my wife, who really does look a lot like Cybill Shepherd, a fact which has just been independently confirmed. Apparently she also looks like "Cybil", however: her first match is Sally Field. That kind of dichotomy is enough to drive someone crazy.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

By the way, I just did it for my own photo and posted the results on my blog. ;)

1:18 PM  
Blogger The Drive-by Blogger said...

Yes, that face recognition technology is really something...Kiera Knightly and Larry King are practically twins!

7:04 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

joel - Gisele, huh? Let me get you dan's #.

dan - on my way over...

drive-by - Yeah, just imagine if Larry King was a terrorist and they were detaining everybody who looks like Keira Knightly because she matched the profile.

7:27 PM  



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