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| posted by Diesel at Friday, November 17, 2006 |
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He's just trying to gain your confidence. You'll be surfing the net, all tra-la-la, and you'll let your guard down. You'll get whacked over the head with a keyboard, and suddenly your printer is making you its bitch.
Mark my words. They will assimilate us all.
Gregory - Don't be ridiculo*e9l;kja;lkholwqgwsdqjh
I'm my printer's bitch. It's all very sad.
The Vista release of Windows offers an upgrade to that feature: "After writing such a depressing and self-indulgent blog post, only a pathetic, whiney asshole would press 'Publish'".
Al, i think i have that program. oh wait... i just checked, mine features this prompt: "after writing such a pathetic and uninspired post, only a nitwit and/or baglady would press "publish"".
my mistake.
Well you know, it would be more than some husbands do...
but not mine!
Angela - A printer is a harsh mistress.
Al - I've seen that. The caption on the dialog box says "Confirm Assholeness?" and you can click Yes, No, or Give Me a Small Jolt of Electricity.
Neva - That's Win XP. You need to upgrade to be called an asshole.
Cindra - Hang on, I gotta close the door. My wife is sobbing again and it's distracting me.
qvaukt - To be inexorably doomed to an ignoble fate. Usage: "Oh man, we are qvaukt!"
As always, Windows falls very short of being helpful. The Mac's features in this regard are so much better.
It says:
You seem a little blue today. Would you like to order a copy of Final Exit: An Aesthetic Guide to Suicide?
Or at least that's what I reprogrammed to be pushed to all macs in our organization. No one has yet noticed that the suicide rate amongst mac users is up 156% this year.
-wolfe
Wolfe - That may have more to do with the subliminal messages from Steve Jobs that are pumped through all iPods.