Last night I dreamed a commercial for a nonexistent TV show called The Howard Hesseman Show. It consisted of various clips of the show, one of which was Howard saying, "I want to die in these pants. It really wouldn't be heaven without these pants."Note to big time Hollywood producers: My subconscious is available to write your crummy sitcoms at $3000 an episode.
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| posted by Diesel at Monday, November 06, 2006 |
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Isn't it about over for old Howard?
If you want us to pony up 3 large per episode, you're going to have to give us something that will appeal to the kids...
Two words: Scott Baio.
Will BOOOOOOOOOOGER be a bad word in that show too? (At least I think it was on WKRP)
i believe this is definitely funnier than Becker. xox
That's right, "booger" was the reason Johnny Fever got fired and ended up in Cincinnati. Strange, boogers are coming up a lot lately.
And what are the odds that right now I would be watching a guest appearance by Howard Hesseman on an episode of House we had Tivo'd?
Must be the Great Green Arkleseizure trying to tell me something.
Damn! I think you are on to something. What a great line...i
Hey, $3000 an episode is a downright bargain in Hollywood! I wouldn't expect nearly this high quality of writing for that price.
I'd be doing it as a public service, so the fee is nominal. Also, right now I'm not making anything while I'm in bed, so why not whore myself to Hollywood, right?