Heya folks!
Sorry about that last post and the recent technical difficulties. We're doing a little house-cleaning, and you know what they say, you can't clean a house without breaking a few eggs!
You'll be happy to hear that Diesel has been reassigned to another location. He wanted me to relay this message to you:
What do we have in store for you, well a lot more of this kind of stuff!!! So I'll see you tomorrow with lot's more cool stuff
(Non-Mattress Police personell can stop reading here!)
Grey Fox - Mission "Burn down the chicken coop" is a success! Red herring is in the sausage factory. Tagus Intactus, Civitate Intactus!
Sorry about that last post and the recent technical difficulties. We're doing a little house-cleaning, and you know what they say, you can't clean a house without breaking a few eggs!
You'll be happy to hear that Diesel has been reassigned to another location. He wanted me to relay this message to you:
Hello my blogging readers. I have decided of my own free will to stop being the Chief Inspector of the Mattress Police, because I have other dreams that I want to pursue, such as building a house and reading many interesting children's fantasy books in an undisclosed location. Please do not feel badly for me because I am not suffering very much pain at all. I have done lot's of "soul-searcing" recently and I think that I made a mistake when I decided to post many uninteresting stories about "pop music" and other things not furthering the goals of the Mattress Police. For that reason I am retiring to an undisclosed (painless) location and I want you to "put your hand's together" for the new Chief Inspector, Troy J. Van Dellen. Troy is a great guy who has the undie-ing support of everbody here at the Mattress Police! I think we all will enjoy his new "blogging style". CONGRADULATIONS TROY!!!Well in case you havent guessed Im Troy Van Dellen! Welcome the Mattress Police web site!!! Our site is here to inform you of the "goings-on" at the Mattress Police and even have some FUN from time to time!!
What do we have in store for you, well a lot more of this kind of stuff!!! So I'll see you tomorrow with lot's more cool stuff
(Non-Mattress Police personell can stop reading here!)
Grey Fox - Mission "Burn down the chicken coop" is a success! Red herring is in the sausage factory. Tagus Intactus, Civitate Intactus!
| posted by Troy Van Dellen at Wednesday, December 20, 2006 |
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Sorry to see Diesel departing; hope all is well. Good luck, Troy.
-wolfe
oh lord. not another one... oops! did i say that out loud? i *meant*: wowie! how cool is this?? altho' i sure am fond of Diesel, so i hope we get to see that happy-yet-hulky-green-avatar of his around the blogosphere.
best of luck, Troy, if that's who you really are. xox
Oh, boy. Hi Troy. Just dont' forget to read the book i mentioned!
I didn't know 1984 was on the book list
In light of the last post, I find this quite disturbing. I'm not going to pussy-foot around on this. You've killed Diesel, haven't you?
wolfman - All is better than well!
neva - diesel is a great guy, we all sure miss him around here. but i think we can all agree that his sight needed some help! i think youll be happy wiht the new direction.
cindra - i'll forawrd your message to deisel.
allen - Van Halen rocks! you just gave me an idea for a post - who is cooler, david lee roth or sammy hagar?!
candace - diesel is fine, didn't you see the message from him? i forgot he aslo said for me to say, tell candace that im not dead.
So now you're refering to yourself in the third person?
I too wish Diesel all the best. Welcome aboard Troy, I am looking forward to reading your missives.
PS... I must admit that I am saddened to see that JUST as I made "Cooperative Citizen", there is a change of administration and I have been dropped off the list. Chief Inquisitor Troy, tell me please, what I must do to gain your favor?
robin - whoops, looks like I was so excited about responding to youre comments that i signed inot the wrong account! that last comment wasnt from diesel, it was from me. diesel is gone away.
john - trust me, there are going to be some changes in the organization. a lot of these sites he has on here i just dont get at all. I like sights with hot chix and cute puppies. and sports
I am confused and intrigued by these developments and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
WTF?
Troy seems harmless enough...if a little dimwitted. I say we give him a chance.
Troy? Diesel? Is this how Lois and Jimmy feel, like, all the time?
Did someone forget their anti-psychotic medicine?
I'm starting to think that Diesel didn't kill ANY Jehovah's Witnesses AT ALL.
As disappointing as THAT news is, check this out:
I think this Troy Von Douchebag actually killed Diesel.
Bummer. I don't know if I can survive the holidays now.
jess - we just have a web site righ tnow
fiar - does that stand for something? do you ahve a question?
gregory - thanks!!! its abougt time i got some support around here for the changes im making
al - lois and jimmy who? i think you have the wrong blgo
kat - are you trying to say I need meidcation??? b/c deisel is the one who needs medication -- for his wolverine bites!!! just kidding, diesel is fine, i just talked to him and he says he's fine
joel - it's Van Dellen. your starting to get on my nerves.
if you all love diesel so much, why don't you go dig him up?!?! just kidding, he's fine, i just talekd to him and he says hes' fine, and he wanted to say hi :) :) :)
Good. I never liked that sonofabitch.
Best wishes & you're already missed my pal, Diesel!
And...
Welcome Troy! You're off to an excellent start taking the reigns, as your caption for this week's photo contest was quite clever and made me laugh.
Oh, s**t.
mr. fabulous - i'm glad somebody had the courage to stab that winy jerk in the back.
sar - and I didn't even steal it off of diesel's desk.
miss kitty - you can say snot hear.
so i'm guessing this is why Diesel never returned any of my e-mails? hmmmm. the lengths some people will go to avoid communicating with me. what's up with that?
oh wait, this isn't about me... is it?
Hasn't anybody noticed that in his avatar Diesel is barefoot ?
Troy? Care to explain?
Uh oh! Joe's right. I can hear the Psycho music now. . .
OMG Diesel OD'ed!!!!
Well Troy- Sammy is definitely cooler. Love the new look...
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