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Make Diesel Read a Book - Update 4

Despite the impending holidays and the recent string of coups at the Mattress Police, the Lamest Contest Ever soldiers on. I have just ticked off two more books on my list, simply by reading them. You wouldn't think it would be so easy to anger books, but they are a surprisingly temperamental lot. Check out my reading log to review my thoughts on Nessa's Happenstance and Mark Teague's Letters from Obedience School. I'm expecting a shipment of new reading material from Santazon tonight.

In case you don't know, the Lamest Contest Ever works like this:

You post an entry on your blog recommending a book for me to read. You link to my site in your post. You post a comment here letting me know about your post. I add your book to my reading list, with a link back to your blog. I read the book and post my thoughts about it on my reading log. That's it? You say. That's it, I say. That's lame, you say. That's why it's called the lamest contest ever, I say. I then add, Try to keep up.

The latest entrants are:
  1. Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser suggested by Kat from MagicKat

  2. The Truth Machine by James Halperin suggested by Neva of PuppyToes

  3. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini suggested by Ann from At Home with Ann

  4. Foreigner by C.J. Cherryh suggested by Claire from Notes from a WildCat Fan

  5. New Rules: Polite Musings From a Timid Observer by Bill Maher suggested by Sar from Belle of the Brawl
Only 27 more slots open. Better get moving!

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Anonymous neva said...

cool. neato. groovy. good for you.

i have more excellent(ish) book(ish) suggestions -- can i enter this lame(ish) contest more than once(ish)?? xox

1:16 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You haven't read the one I suggested yet?

You bastard.

Merry Christmas, my friend!

3:59 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Neva - I'll tell you what. If I haven't filled the list by the end of January, I'll open it up to multiple entries. Double your chances of winning!

Fab - Right back at you, you crazy sumbitch.

9:21 AM  



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