Today's quiz is particularly lame. It's shamelessly designed to reward my long-time readers as well as anyone intrepid enough to muck through my archives.
Post your answers in the comments. If you don't know the answer, feel free to cheat by looking in the back of the book. Or just make up something to confuse the other participants.
How Well Do You Know Me?
Post your answers in the comments. If you don't know the answer, feel free to cheat by looking in the back of the book. Or just make up something to confuse the other participants.
How Well Do You Know Me?
- If I had a dog, what would its name be?
- If I had directed a movie, would would the title be?
- What famous actress do I look most like?
- What song's babies do I want to have?
- What is my first language?
- Would I rather watch the Teletubbies or Big Brother?
- What movie do I want to see starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman?
- What annoys the Queen?
- What book am I currently reading?
- What kind of animal did my wife once mistake me for?
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| posted by Diesel at Saturday, December 09, 2006 |
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1. Fluffylumpkins
2. Spinning in circles until I fall down, then picking myself up and doing it again (that's the shortened title at least)
3. Either Zsa Zsa Gabor or Phylis Diller
4. Splish splash
5. COBOL. Making the conversion to English must have been tough.
6. Teletubbies, but luckily for you they'll be locked in with the Big Brother crowd next season so you won't need to choose between two
7. Adventures in Babysitting
8. She finds it rather annoying when the Knave steals her tarts
9. Home Building for Dummies (also known as McGuyver's guide to finishing a house in 30 days using only a hammer and a truckload of paper clips)
10. A Peruvian long hair llama
10 out of 10, right?
Anita - Ooh, so close... to almost getting one right. LOL! You're the front runner so far.
If I had a dog, what would its name be?
Abe Vigoda.
If I had directed a movie, would would the title be?
"Workers leaving Lumiere factory"
What famous actress do I look most like?
Keira Knightly.
What song's babies do I want to have?
Huh?
What is my first language?
Fortran.
Would I rather watch the Teletubbies or Big Brother?
No.
What movie do I want to see starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman?
"One-Eyed Jackmans"
What annoys the Queen?
Abe Vigoda.
What book am I currently reading?
That one with the green cover over there on the coffee table.
What kind of animal did my wife once mistake me for?
Abe Vigoda.
If I had a dog, what would its name be?
Snoopy
If I had directed a movie, what would the title be?
The Little Train That Could
What famous actress do I look most like?
Doogy Hauser
What song's babies do I want to have?
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
What is my first language?
Sarcasm
Would I rather watch the Teletubbies or Big Brother?
Spiderman
What movie do I want to see starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman?
Murdering Magicians Gone Wild
What annoys the Queen?
The King
What book am I currently reading?
A big one.
What kind of animal did my wife once mistake me for?
Godzilla
1. You do have a dog, and I'm still waiting to be compensated after Wuffles bit my lawn gnome, Steve!
2. Rashomon, The Director's Cut (in which you reveal what really happened, and why a hedgehog named Philbert is to blame for the whole thing.
3. Divine?
4. 16 Tons, as recorded by Tennessee Ernie Ford
5. Sarcasm, of course. WHat you failed to tell any of us is that it was sarcasm in Hungarian!
6. I recall that you preferred Teletubbies, which--Hey! Who could blame you?
7. "The Prestige 2: Revenge of Max Headroom" No, wait! That's the one I want to see!
8. The blind sincerity of hairy guys wearing chaps.
9. Puff The Magic Eragon
10. Your cat, Felipe (who still isn't returning my calls. Can you do something about that?)
"jorfaka" - the little-known faction of the Jedi/Sith conflict, who were horribly frightened of water buffalo
Wow, I wish I had thought of this before: Make you guys come up with all the funny stuff. Genius.
Actually, between the lot of you you've gotten the correct answers to most of them. But which ones are correct and which ones are Abe Vigoda? It's a mystery.
ktompey - The name of Tom & Katie's next baby, conceived during a volcanic eruption.
1. Douchemonkey
2. Douchemonkey and Me
3. Bea Arthur
4. Who Let the Dogs Out
5. Esperanto
6. The Teletubbies so you can masturbate when the little red one rides her scooter.
7. Douchemonkey and Me
8. Burnt Pop Tarts
9. Mein Kampf
10. The best looking donkey EVER.
I'm answering what I know off the cuff and I will not go archive diving for answers, I have my limits.
4) The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance (was it quintuplets?)
5) Is it Dutch, Dr. Von Diesel?
10) a cat.
Do I get a lame ass prize for that lame ass response?
1. Stumpy, the No-Leg Dog
2. The Widow of Turmeric Falls
3. The Knightley Keira
4. Take On Me by ah-ha (don't deny it)
5. C++
6. Time for Tubby Watch-Watch
7. Logan vs. the Dark Knight
8. Whistling in the Car
9. Eragon and/or Fierce Pajamas
10. The Bavarian Wisp-Tailed River Otter
okay... i'm reallyreally late for this... and you've already done your post honoring the "friends" who DID answer in a timely fashion, but, being a TRUE FRIEND (and one of your *first* and why do you keep forgetting this????) i am ready to answer. and no. i DID NOT PEEK at the answers in the preceding post.
1. Skeet? Scour? something you changed from Duke.
2. uh...
3. Sandra Dee? (i know this one, i just don't *know* it right now)
4. The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. by the way, this is the the big *hot* CD these days, or is if you believe everything i read in Rolling Stone.
5. English
6. Teletubbies.
7. Gone with the Wind? nah... something like "The Road to Morocco" -- a remake of one of the Hope/Crosby films, right?
8. your annoying whistling.
9. Eragorn or Aragon or Air Jordan.
10. a cat.
so??? how'd i do??? wait. guess i can find out for my own damn self once i hit publish. xox
wait! did i say "English"? i meant to say *sarcastic* English. i know i know. too little too late. sigh.