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If It's Tuesday I Must Be At the Snark

...so head over there to read my thoughts on how the U.S. can retain its cinematic supremacy.

I've decided to kill the Psych-Geist. It was kind of fun creating dummy posts to frustrate visitors looking for Playboy centerfolds and the USC Song Girl Ass, but the unruly bastards drank all my beer and left the place in a shambles. Also, it made me feel kind of dirty. Damn, here they come again.

For those of you visiting from the Snark, skip over this lame post and read about my recent encounter with Zombies or Kenny Skywalker's pitiful attempts to secure gainful employment.

Also feel free to catch up on my reading log at Central Booking. I've finished Fast Food Nation and I'm moving on to The Kite Runner. And it's not too late to suggest a book for me to read.

Make sure you check back soon, as there is going to be some cool stuff going down with Crummy Church Signs and some of your other favorite funny bloggers.

And tomorrow? Learn what the Bush administration doesn't want you to know about the Moon.


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Blogger Logophile said...

Its Tuesday already?
How did that happen?

9:23 AM  
Anonymous neva said...

yeah -- but what month is it? that's what i'm still trying to figure out...

as for "killing" the Psych-Geist -- um, will that involve any Uruk-Hais, or what? how's that work, and tell me quick, before those unruly bastards stuff me in the laundry shoot again (seriously, it was bad in there last time, what with those dirty socks, and all... and please, for godssake, do NOT tell me what it was that made those things so dirty and/or smelly. i don't want to know.)

as for your post on the Snark? BRILLAINT. oh, and pretty darn funny, as well. xox

3:41 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

What's that Bad Boy Bush doing with the moon? I must know.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Logo - I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Neva owes me for a hamburger.

Neva - Yes, the Psych-Geist were no match for the fighting Uruk-Hai. Actually, I think those were Uruk-Hai socks you were smelling. And probably not just socks.

Goldennib - Check back tomorrow morning. It's a real scandal.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

Oooh ohhh! Not too late to suggest a book?

OK, I just have to look at your list of to-reads. I can't remember - have you read Dune?

9:58 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Candace - I have. A list of some books I've read is here.
I loved Dune, btw. I've read a lot of sci-fi, but if you don't see it on that list the odds are I haven't read it.

6:51 AM  



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