Once again I'm guest posting over at Central Snark, so head over there to read my revelations regarding the uncanny synchronicity between Apocalypse Now and the Huey Lewis album Fore! Really.
What? You're still here? Well I guess I need to give you something for your persistence. I had so much fun with my USC Song Girl Ass the last time I filled in over at the Snark that I'm thinking of doing a regular feature called the Psych-Geist. It's like the Google Zeitgeist, but with fewer empty calories.
The search term of the moment seems to be "Michelle Manhart." Who is Michelle Manhart, you ask? Well, she's an Air Force Sergeant who got in trouble for the following picture:
Well, not that picture exactly. The Air Force doesn't want you to see the real picture of Michelle Manhart, because she's not wearing body armor in it. In fact, as you can see, she doesn't even have working fasteners on her combat shorts. I couldn't bear to show you the real picture, because her t-shirt is in even worse shape. It's all torn and sweaty and clearly does not offer adequate support for lifting weights or other Air Force-related duties. It's pathetic. We can pay $15 Billion for an invisible airplane that can vaporize a nickel from outer space, but we can't fork over another whatever it costs for a decent uniform.
Poor Michelle Manhart. Poor, poor Michelle Manhart.
Mattress Tags: Michelle Manhart Playboy
What? You're still here? Well I guess I need to give you something for your persistence. I had so much fun with my USC Song Girl Ass the last time I filled in over at the Snark that I'm thinking of doing a regular feature called the Psych-Geist. It's like the Google Zeitgeist, but with fewer empty calories.
The search term of the moment seems to be "Michelle Manhart." Who is Michelle Manhart, you ask? Well, she's an Air Force Sergeant who got in trouble for the following picture:
Well, not that picture exactly. The Air Force doesn't want you to see the real picture of Michelle Manhart, because she's not wearing body armor in it. In fact, as you can see, she doesn't even have working fasteners on her combat shorts. I couldn't bear to show you the real picture, because her t-shirt is in even worse shape. It's all torn and sweaty and clearly does not offer adequate support for lifting weights or other Air Force-related duties. It's pathetic. We can pay $15 Billion for an invisible airplane that can vaporize a nickel from outer space, but we can't fork over another whatever it costs for a decent uniform.
Poor Michelle Manhart. Poor, poor Michelle Manhart.
Mattress Tags: Michelle Manhart Playboy
Labels: Current Events, Pop Culture
| posted by Diesel at Tuesday, January 16, 2007 |
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poor poor POOR Michelle Manhart -- (tell me, is that her real name?)
by the way, your post on the Snark is nothing short of brillaint! (really fab, couldn't love it more if i'd have written it myself) xox
Yes, that poor woman.
It breaks the heart.
She makes a strong case for a military buildup.
Yeah... Poor... Michelle... Manhart... yeah...
Huh? What? What surge?
I will be sending her positive vibes.
Neva - Brillaint, eh? That's a strong word. And yes, that's her real name. Because she's a man at heart.
Logophile - I'm tearing up.
Doug - And just look at her arms race!
Al - Keep your surges to yourself, please.
Actonbell - And fan mail, no doubt.
She's all that's between us and terrorists? These modern day war tactics are just a little scary.
okay.. was that suppose to be funny? cause i liked the signs on the bathroom door better
Kat - Well, she's off duty now, so presumably a lot of uglier people will have to die before she's in real danger at this point.
Citymouse - Not really. My real post for the day is at Central Snark. I didn't want to just post a link to Central Snark, so I did this lame post instead. Don't worry, I'll have something better tomorrow.
Huh. *I* never got to wear combat shorts. Even when it was bloody stinking boiling out. Not fair. (yeah, yeah, the fair's in August. . .)
Okay, I know I'm going against the grain here, but I just don't see the attraction.
When I got my Playboy this month, I was a little disappointed when I saw her photos. She looks mean and manly. Especially in the shots at the gym, she looks kinda like a tranny with tits.
And the opening shots of her in full camo yelling at a group of dudes... not hot.
Um, I see the attraction, and I'm not even gay.