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Just a note to let you know that yesterday I guest posted at Crummy Church Signs, so if you want a quick fix of snarkiness, head over there. I tried my best to provide the same level of withering sarcasm that Joel does on a regular basis, but he's a tough act to follow. Seriously, I think Crummy Church Signs has the highest laugh:word count ratio of any site I've come across. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff these churches put on their signs.

In other news, I'm probably going to discontinue the Dispatches in their current form. I think I'm going to try to implement some kind of "thought of the day" like Wolfe's Random Quote. By the way, if you ever wonder what I would blog about if I wasn't crippled by the inability to take anything seriously, head over to Wolfe's Musings. His blog pretty much reflects my thoughts on politics, current events, etc., but he's a little more in touch with reality than I am.

Oh, and I'm hoping to make another Important Announcement very soon. Like maybe later today. Check back soon.

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Blogger Logophile said...

Do I have to comment now or can I wait till after the very important announcement.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Logo - You have to wait. I will not respond to any comments until after the announcement.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Joel Bezaire said...

Thanks for the nice words, Diesel, and thanks for the pinch-hit. Even the most fervent CCS reader has to admit that you filled in more than admirably.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

Tease.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Wolfe said...

This is rather scary. I thank you muchly for the shout-out, but it's just after I post a sad tale about a deceased fiance and a dying dog. Maybe people will think I'm a country singer?

Someone accusing me of being more in touch with reality than he is? Dear me, this will force me to higher standards!

Best, always,
-wolfe

6:12 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Joel - Thanks, I tried to measure up to your exacting standards. I'd be glad to do it again some time.

Robin - :D

Wolfe - Still, it was a moving and heartfelt post. Maybe not such a bad introduction to you.

7:29 AM  



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