Today I'm guest posting over at Central Snark, so head over there for my recap of 2006's most disappointing movies.
Hey, didn't you hear me? I'm not here. I'm over at Central Snark.
Seriously, go away. There's nothing here about the Saddam execution. There's nothing here about Saddam at all, in fact. Saddam Hussein, I mean. That is what you're searching for, right? You want to see the Saddam video on Youtube. Or for those of you who can't spell, the "Sadam" video.
Yes, this site would be a nice resource if it provided a link to the Saddam Hussein execution video. Not as much of a nice resource as Studivz, Jobster or Limewire, but a nice resource nonetheless. But I'm afraid there's nothing here about Saddam or even some less notorious dead people, such as James Brown or Gerald Ford.
Yeah, you want to see a hanging and a funeral, but you're not going to get either. Nor is there anything about Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowles, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Fergie, Cameron Diaz, the USC song girl who showed her ass, or any of the other hussies you're searching on.
Not to mention the complete lack of porn.
Did I mention that I'm over at Central Snark today?
UPDATE 11:07am: I feel kind of bad for all of you people stumbling on this site after searching for "USC song girl ass." So I present to you the USC Song Girl Ass:
I'm not sure it's a girl. Maybe somebody could check. Go Trojans!
| posted by Diesel at Wednesday, January 03, 2007 |
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Someone is trying to attract the wrong element via search engine...
Thud - It's more of an experiment to see if it actually does attract anyone. Sadly, it seems to be working.
Yeah, right, you're not here...
Al - Ok, I am occasionally checking in to watch people leave in frustration.
if you really want to pump up those Google hits, you have to mention Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie, as well. i'm sure the fact that you left them out was simply an oversight.
NI-I-I-I-ICE job on the Snark today.... no really. you've gone beyond brilliant in ways that defy the laws of illumination. (you can go back to being your usual "brillaint" self, tomorrow.) xox
Oooh, "Neva's bustin' Diesel's chops, Neva's bustin' Diesel's chops..." arf arf arf...
BTW, Deez, the way to really jack up your search engine hits is to weave a phrase like "See from real death video that Saddam is hung like Anjelina's Brad Pitt" into your post.
The current winner is "USC Song Girl Ass". I'm very tempted to post a picture of a donkey with a USC logo on it. VERY tempted.
Well, there's only one sure way to deal with temptation.
All hail Diesel the blog pimp! ;)
I'd be interested to hear how many people came here because of Britney. I had a bunch of people search for "Britney Spears Geometry" and land on my site a couple weeks ago. Who searches for that?
Love the USC Ass! LOL D :)
Oh what a sullen crew we mass
when lure we them with specious ass
All I can think of is "Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
Anita - I'm getting nothing for Britney. My ass is incredibly popular though.
FelineFrisky - Thanks, it took me almost 2 minutes.
Joe - Ain't that the truth? This is going to be a record day in terms of sheer hits. I feel dirty.
Al - LOL! Paint it red and make it sing a song and all is forgiven.
Now that Britney is a vagina model I'm sure she'll get many more hits...
Nice ass.
You sure do yack alot for a guy who's not here. I'm pretty sure that donkey isn't a girl.
not a "girl", but definitely girly.
Well, I just tried visiting your other 89 blogs, but none of them loaded. Just got a blank page. So here I am to tell you that. Please don't shoot the messenger ... or was it the piano player?
I'll try again later to see what the heck you've been up to in that depraved laboratory of yours.
Bwah ha ha ha....,!!! USC song girl's ass. Made me giggle.
This long post and we're supposed to believe you're not here? Look, you're here! You're commenting! LIAR!
Claire - She's going to have to work hard to beat my ass.
Angela - Thanks. I take pride in it.
Kat - How can you tell?
Neva - Definitely.
Dan - I just tried 85 of them, and they seem to be working fine.
Notaclue - I hope everybody else is as amused.
Malnatured Snay - I can't hear you. I'm not here.
fu*ck u go usc