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Funniest Blog Post Contest Update

A couple of clarifications to my Funniest Blog Post Contest:

Remember, you have to submit a post, not a blog. For example, "mattresspolice.com/2007/02/brilliant-james-blunts-songwriting.htm" or just "Hey, Diesel, go to mattresspolice.com and find the James Blunt post." (Just an example; my posts are ineligible....) Why posts and not entire blogs? Because I think it's a lot easier to rank the relative funniness of blog posts than entire blogs. And one really funny post is a good indication of the author's ability.

Also, to be eligible the blog must have a link to humor blogs.com somewhere on the site. You can see a list of qualifying blogs at humor blogs.com (any of the sites listed on the right are eligible). If you find a funny blog that's not listed, tell the author to get with the program and add a link to humor blogs.com. Once they do, they'll be eligible. It's like magic.

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One more very important announcement: Inappropriate Card Day is TOMORROW! Dig out those inappropriate cards today!


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Anonymous cindra said...

What fun, what fun! I've been outta the loop. I will be celebrating tomorrow for sure, too. Thanks, Diesel!

10:51 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

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4:46 AM  
Anonymous the amoeba said...

Let's try this again. %*$#*$@ Blogger ...

I emailed you a Hannukah card. Did you get it? ;)

4:49 AM  
Blogger tkkerouac said...

sounds like fun!

7:24 AM  
Anonymous cindra said...

Oh, my gosh, I had the weirdest dream last night. A woman who died about 15 years ago was telling me that she was going to two baptisms that day...one of a baby...and one for Diesel. My brain is broke!

8:16 AM  
Anonymous cindra said...

No, no, no....go back to my post, Diesel. My NEW dream...from last night. You were baptized. I just posted it.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Charlie Shame said...

Nice to see you're still polluting the net with a subtle pity smiles worth of nonsensical drivel

your good friend Charlie (aka Tbone)

2:54 PM  



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