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Once again, I'm over at the Snark, bitching about Hollywood girlie-men.

While you're here though, can I ask you a favor? You may have noticed I've made some changes to this site. One of these is a new section over there to the right that reads "Be a Helpful Citizen." What does this mean?

Well, when you click one of those little graphics, it helps this site climb the rankings in that blog directory. A higher rank means more people can find my blog, which increases the odds that I'll keep writing stuff like this and this for a while. That would be a good thing, right?

Most of the sites will log one click/vote per user per day. So if every one of you clicked on one of those links every time you visited this site... we could probably crash my server. I'm willing to risk it.

Thanks!

I'll be back tomorrow with a post about my imaginary friend, Toby.

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Anonymous Anita said...

Geez, and all this time I didn't realize that people "voting" for you on those sites could raise your rankings (I thought it was just total pageviews). I voted for ya! I learn something new every day ...

11:38 AM  
Blogger Arlene said...

My imaginary friend is Jake.

And I'd like you to keep writing please :-)

1:29 PM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

Done :) Oh, and you're at #11 now.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Anita - Thanks! I'll make sure to vote for you too. Some of them seem to be page loads only, but most of them seem to incorporate voting or clicks to their site as well. I'll make sure to start voting for you as well. Although you seem to be doing fine....

Arlene - Thanks! Make your voice heard!

Chrissy - Cool, thanks! Now if you could just do that every day, and get 10 of your closest friends to do it, I might be able to compete with Anita. :)

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anita said...

It looks like every incoming vote counts as 100 "visitors" ... so if 30 people voted for your per day, you'd be pretty near the top right now. Interesting algorithm.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

i'm clicking and linking and doing everything i'm supposed to do. suddenly, i feel like a whore. i sure hope there's something in this for me, otherwise, i'm gonna find myself a new pimp, yo. xox

3:38 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

Always happy to help out ... :)

4:58 PM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

Sweeeeet. Up to #5 now! :) LOL!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Bah! Get links the old fashioned way: write posts, lots of posts, and build your readership! Bah! Bah I say!

10:29 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

OK - when are you and Toby sending me my money?

2:40 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I have clicked my ass off for you.

Now I have no ass.

Great.

3:06 AM  
Anonymous Hammer said...

Well, you toplist whore, you're little tactic worked. You passed me and moved into spot number 5 even though I have 5 times more traffic. And look, so far you've gotten a whopping 10 hits. If you want to crash your server anytime soon you'll need to find a couple thousand more toplists. ;)

5:54 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Thanks to everybody who voted! And please keep it up! I've moved from 17 to 5 on BlogTopList, from 34 to 30 on TopBlogArea, and from 100 to 97 on BlogTopSites.

True, it's not going to make a huge difference in my traffic any time soon, but every little bit helps. More people find out about my site, and then they vote for me, or link to me, or tell their grandmother....

As for building my readership "the old fashioned way" -- yeah, I tried that. And all 12 of you seem to really appreciate it.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Gawpo said...

Ah what the hell. I'm good for a few hundred clicks. You big lug, you.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compliments on the blog design and quality of posts. I recently started a blog all about midgets and it would be cool if you visited and let me know what you think. Not as cool as yours, but improving.

The address is http://www.allaboutmidgets.typepad.com and it has funny pics of midgets and dwarfs. Safe for work, too.

Joe

5:29 PM  



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