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Inappropriate Card Day Recap / Oscar Cap

I'm over at the Snark again today, recapping the Oscars.

Thanks to everybody who participated in Inappropriate Card Day! It was the best one ever.

I got highly inappropriate cards from Angela, Chrissy, Robin, Lizza, Awaiting, Neva and G (I'm being pretty generous in my definition of "card").

Special thanks also to Logophile, Central Snark,
TubaPants, Tan Lucy Pez, Jennifer and Arlene for doing their part to spread the good cheer/best wishes/condolences/whatever.

Here's the card my wife gave me:



...and the one I gave her:



Thanks for participating, everybody! I'll be back tomorrow with a post about the marketing geniuses at the Dr. Pepper company.

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Blogger Citymouse said...

thank you!!!!

8:42 AM  
Blogger Lizza said...

Those cards are hilarious! I LIKE this new tradition.

Gonna go look at your Oscar thingy at Snark now.

P.S. I'm so glad CSL mentioned your blog. She rocks! So do you.

8:49 AM  
Blogger ARM said...

Very nice cards. Where did she find the one she gave you? That is too classic.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

LOVE IT! Those cards are fantastic. I was at the store and couldn't help popping by the card section. They've got some potential winners! LOL! I once gave my grandma a card for her birthday with a half naked guy (with chiseled six pack). I can't remember what the inscription was, but it was pretty vulgar! Everyone told me it was inappropriate for my grandma, but she thought it was a hoot!

11:34 AM  
Blogger Arlene said...

I love Inappropriate Card Day :-) I didn't get to play...I got sick to my stomach right after work :-(

12:53 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

i'd say Inappropropriate Card Day was a grand success. so much, in fact, i think you may need to expand on the franchise next year -- encourage the sending/recieving of aforementioned "inappropriate" cards early enough to be purchased/sent/recieved/re-sent/whatever. and post about it. and... um... have contests. and stuff.

whatev. it was all good. and loads of fun. as was your post in the Snark today. not that anyone's around to see/read/comment, mind you, but please don't let that deter you from doing another one next week, my friend. remember. i know where you live. sort of. xox

1:25 PM  
Blogger Kuanyin said...

I mentioned Humor Blogs in the first sentence today of my BB Post? Does this mean I get IN?????

1:45 PM  
Blogger actonbell said...

Oh, I can hardly wait!

2:18 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

I did my best to be inappropriate on as many levels as possible.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Minka said...

there are matching socks to that outfit? God help us! Smashing *Austin Power voice*!

3:36 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

Mrs.Diesel needs a blog. She's funny too!

3:47 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

not sure "Dave" needed socks to match that outfit, by the way, but i'm very happy to see those new horns/facial hair you've added to your avatar do. Très Inappropriate, Diesel. well done! xox

4:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

Happy Day After Inappropriate Card Day! (Such a letdown.) Enjoy your time at the Snark. LOVE THEM! Love YOU! Love EVERYONE!! :o)

4:07 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Citymouse - You're welcome! For whatever it is I did! :)

Lizza - Thanks. Yes she does.

Arm - I don't know where she got it. She stops for porn on the way home a lot.

Chrissy - That's awesome. Your card was priceless.

Arlene - You can still do it. It's even more inappropriate now. Hope you feel better.

Neva - I'm pleased with how it went. Glad you liked the Snark post. Looks like a few people dropped in at least....

Kuanyin - It does!

Actonbell - For my Dr. Pepper post? It's a good one. Actually, I've got a string of good ones lined up, if I do say so myself. Been feeling creative lately.

Robin - I counted 16.

Minka - I know, I'd love to see them.

Claire - Yes she is. I can barely get her to comment here though. She reads it all, of course. :)

Neva - Yeah, I kept looking at that pic and thinking, who the f--- does this guy think he is, anyway?

Angela - Are you experiencing post ICD depression? I've got a post for tomorrow that might help. :)

7:21 PM  
Blogger The Drive-by Blogger said...

I kind of envy "Dave" there, he doesn't look like he's ever been troubled by a serious thought in his life.

You know Diesel, I wouldn't be surprised if Inappropriate Card Day out lives this whole blogging phenomenon.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You couldn't have picked a better day ~ Inappropriate Card day falls on my anniversary with my ex. The possibilities were mind-boggling. It's a natural ... and the anniversary of our divorce is Pearl Harbor day, though the card selection is surprisingly disappointing for that holiday.

10:21 PM  
Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

Chrissy! I have no idea you're THAT nutty! That's so wrong... hee hee -- made me cringe!!

Happy Inappropriate Card Day to you too, Diesel!

12:07 AM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

LOL! Curiosity...I know. I have a warped sense of humour sometimes. I think when you and I hung out in Toronto, you never really saw my wacky side. What can I say? My husband sometimes thinks I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing, but I like to think I'm an angel with horns ;)

4:46 PM  



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