There is one place you do not want to end up, and that is a medium security prison. From what I've heard, minimum security prisons are pretty posh, and you can potentially meet some pretty important people, like Michael Milken or Martha Stewart. Maximum security prisons at least carry a certain bad boy cachet. But nobody wants to read a book by someone who crashed a stolen minivan and ended up doing six years at Podunk Medium Security Facility. Medium security prisons are for people who either aren't very motivated or don't have enough of a life to bother escaping. I think we can dispense with the barbed wire. No way these guys are going to scale a ten foot wall.
Today's Dispatch: If you're considering a career in crime and you're not smart enough to go white-collar, make sure you swing for the fences.
This one's a real problem case. Lock 'em up in humor-blogs.com and throw away the key.
Today's Dispatch: If you're considering a career in crime and you're not smart enough to go white-collar, make sure you swing for the fences.
This one's a real problem case. Lock 'em up in humor-blogs.com and throw away the key.
| posted by Diesel at Saturday, February 17, 2007 |
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what crimes does one have to commit in order to be sent to these so-called "medium security" facilities? i have friend who had an eye-lift done by a doctor who used the demerol he prescribed for her on himself: by the end of the surgery, he wound up feeling no pain, she felt nothing but pain, he actually made fun of her for crying, and now she can't close her eyes.
would he be a candidate? i'm thinking maybe. xox
NOW you tell me. Thanks, ya jerk.
No one appreciates the mediocre.
I'm a bit antisocial. Can people sit around and read lots of books in medium security? I heard Martha got a lot of reading done.
Paul Delay is a local Blues artist. Local meaning, to Portland and all points Northwest. Well, about a dozen years ago, Mr. Delay got caught with a kilo or so of cocain. He was sent to a medium security prison. A federal one. While his absense left his band to play on without him, they continued---no lie---under the name The No Delay Band. The name was changed back when Paul was able to rejoin them.