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There Can Be Only Four (Funniest Blog Post Contest)

You probably know by now that I run a little black ops project called humor-blogs.com. One of the goals of humor-blogs.com is to give some recognition to lesser known but very funny blogs. The problem with most blog directories -- even the ones that have some kind of voting mechanism -- is that they are biased toward sites that already get a lot of traffic. I'm working on a way to more objectively rank blogs, but until that's done, I thought I'd enlist your help in determining which are your favorite funny blogs.



To that end, I'm running a Funniest Blog Post Contest. The rules are as follows:

1. Submit your nominations for funniest post for the month of February 2007 to me, either by posting a comment here or sending me an email (diesel -at- mattresspolice dot com). You must include the url to a specific POST, not just the blog url. (If you don't know from urls, just send me the title of the post and maybe the date).

2. The post must be dated some time during February 2007.

3. All nominations must be received by midnight Pacific time on Thursday, March 1.

4. To be eligible, the blog must have a link to humor-blogs.com.

5. You may nominate as many posts as you like, from the same blog or different blogs. And yes, you may nominate your own post(s).

6. Posts must be original. Duh.

7. With the help of some disinterested (though not uninterested) individuals, I will whittle the nominations down to a manageable number, probably around 10. I reserve the right to disqualify any blatantly offensive posts (sorry, Fab).

8. On Saturday, March 3, I will post a poll in which people can vote for their pick for funniest post. The polls will close at midnight on Thursday, March 8.

9. My posts are disqualified. I know, so sad.

10. I will announce the top four vote-getters here on Saturday, March 10.

THE PRIZE
  • The top 4 will be recognized here and on the humor-blogs.com home page.
  • The top 4 will be added to the "Featured Blogs" rotation on the humor-blogs.com home page and the Featured Blogs widget that is displayed on an ever-increasing number of sites (including this one).
  • The top 4 will be invited to have their posts included in the feed that appears on the humor-blogs.com home page. If any of the winners are already in the feed, I will work my way down the list of top vote-getters to get four new bloggers for the feed.

So what are you waiting for, a personal invitation from Adrian Paul? Submit your favorite posts today!

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Anonymous neva said...

clever lad. gee... i can't WAIT to see the entries! i so adore reading a funny blog post. and i haven't seen one in ages and ages and ages...

.....and ages....


..................and ages.

(i'm kidding! please, don't dele...

4:45 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Hmm...maybe I can find a clean one...

Was the Rodney one offensive?

I'll have to look through them...

6:23 PM  
Blogger That's one clever little Yvonne said...

I nominate Mist. I don't know about links and all that but her blog To Do: 1. Floss 2.Find Hobby is hilarious.

9:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/

1:00 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Don't push me, Neva.

Fab - Nah, I was talking more about your Mayberry molestation posts. I'll consider your Rodney post nominated. :)

Yvonne - Pick a post, any post...

Anonymous - Thanks!

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Harry L said...

http://monstertruckman.typepad.com/monster_trucks_on_the_roa/2007/02/how_to_save_the.html

8:14 AM  
Blogger Matt-Man said...

Hey Diesel just found out about this. I am submitting the following from my blog Bagwine Ruminations...I have added the link on my site to Humor-Blogs. Cheers!!

http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2007/02/what-would-matt-man-dothe-beginning.html

http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2007/02/what-would-matt-man-do.html

http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2007/02/praise-lord-and-pass-bean-burrito.html

http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2007/02/its-presidents-daylets-party.html

1:51 PM  
Anonymous archie said...

I have just found this competition and while I don't blog humour all the time, sometimes I play games.
http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/2007/02/27/vista-a-repost/

3:19 PM  
Blogger Kungfukitten said...

I can nominate myself? How about the second one down: Things I don't recommend doing number 74.

7:52 PM  
Blogger Charlie Shame said...

Boom

http://charlieshamegame.blogspot.com/2007/02/franklin-challenge-stinky-rons.html

12:54 PM  
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I don't know if you'll be laughing with her or at her, but you'll definitely be laughing! :D

http://purpleplanetblog.blogspot.com/2007/02/inherently-dishonest-people.html

10:23 AM  
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Giving out an award is fun, isn't it?

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