Caption Contest Winners!

First place:
Data looked up at the captain wishing he knew how to quit him.
- Pavel of Probably Pavel
Second place:
"12, Data. 12 Hornecian Flognarts to screw in a lightbulb. No. I didn't get it either."
- Candace of Jumping at the Ground and Missing
Third place (tie):
"Data, you're in charge. I have to head to my night job fronting David Letterman's house band."
- Brad of Diaries of the Professor
"With my new X-ray Specs I can clearly see Uranus."
- Anne of Queen Anne's Revenge
Congratulations to all the winners! I'll be posting another picture this Friday. Will I be on American Idol? Lost? Queer Eye? Even I'm not sure.
One more thing: I'm losing miserably in Tracy's Booger Award contest. At this rate, I may not even get third place, and there are only three blogs competing. I think I'm losing to "None of the above" and Pat Buchanan. Please spare my dignity by voting. Polls close sometime today, so do it NOW. Thanks ever so much.
I'll be back with a typically well thought out and coherent post on Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody!
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Labels: Caption Contest, Shout-Outs
| posted by Diesel at Saturday, March 31, 2007 |
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Congrats to the winners!
Even though I'm not a big fan of the shows you mentioned, I'm looking forward to reading the entries in next week's caption contest.
Voted for you (though I think the other two were funny, too).
I really wanted to post a caption, but you looked to hot and I got distracted and well....you know, maybe next week you wont be so sexy.
Love the captions.
I didn't register to vote, I'll see if I can squeak in as an elderly Floridian.
Congratulations! I too loved those captions.
congrats to our dear friend Pavel for a fantastic caption (that said, i confess i voted for Candace's... even tho' i didn't get it)
and what a FANTASTIC idea it is to create your own funny pictures for the purposes of posting 'em and/or holding a contest. wonder how you came up with something so ingenious. so clever. so...brillaint. guess we'll never know...
love it, i really do. ; ) xoxo
That's hilarious :) Great idea, Diesel! Pavel, I'm so happy the best caption award went to you. It couldn't have gone to a better blogger ;)
Wow...good things come to those who stumble across great blogs. Thanks for including me in the contest.
My mother was so proud when I told her I tied for third place with a play on the word "anus"...
...well, she cried, anyway...but I'm pretty sure it was from being proud.
Talk soon!
Wow!!! I'd like to say thank you to the academy for... Oh, wait. Wrong speech. (smile)
Seriously, thanks for the contest! It was fun to come up with something and even more fun to win, especially amongst such great entries.
Can't wait to try my luck in the next contest.
I can always pick a winner.
You've stumbled onto a very enjoyable blogtime here. I can't wait for more.
I'm so going to win one of these.
Dude, I just voted for ya...
I tried to vote twice, but it was on to me...
I love the Brokeback reference! Great movie, but that line always makes me giggle. Probably because of all the silliness people have done with it :-)
Congrats to the winners!!
Yay! That was fun. There are some very funny people here (in a good way).
@ Brad - I know, I can't believe my Uranus joke was even in the running. I hope people won't think I'm undignified now. Hee-hee!
Thanks to everyone who voted.
Wow, I never thought I'd make it as far as second place! I'm shocked! I actually voted for Anne's, LOL! There's something about Uranus that just Cracks me up. ^_^
Congrats to Pavel! :) Look at that lovely picture. I hope you do this again , Diesel. :)
I voted for Anne too... Uranus jokes are timeless.
Fun contest! They were all really good. Diesel, you really must do a House photo at some point. Oh, the fodder!
Congrats to the winners! Those were great:)
Lies!! Deceit!! The vote was stolen by Pavel and Diebold with the help of evil Dieselovian plots.
I demand a recount of all voters that picked my choice. Voters were disinfranchized by being required to vote for their vote to count. I'm pitching a hissy now. I demand my choice wins.
Skul
Congratulations to me, The Super Secret Winner! Yay!
COngrats to Pavel and all the placers - they were good indeed. Oh and for what's it worth, my vote tied you for that auspicious award you're gunning for.
I'm starting a vote for the worst website to make these results totally invalid. muhahahahaha
Just kidding, I'm totally too lazy to do that.
Man. Those gay cowboy jokes just aren't going away, are they?
These guys are totally on a different wavelength. I salute them.
Congrats, everybody! Sorry it took me so long to get back here. Been busy with the house and landscaping stuff. I just planted 6 fruit trees!