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Caption Contest Winners!




First place:


Data looked up at the captain wishing he knew how to quit him.

- Pavel of Probably Pavel


Second place:

"12, Data. 12 Hornecian Flognarts to screw in a lightbulb. No. I didn't get it either."

- Candace of Jumping at the Ground and Missing


Third place (tie):

"Data, you're in charge. I have to head to my night job fronting David Letterman's house band."
- Brad of Diaries of the Professor


"With my new X-ray Specs I can clearly see Uranus."

- Anne of Queen Anne's Revenge


Congratulations to all the winners! I'll be posting another picture this Friday. Will I be on American Idol? Lost? Queer Eye? Even I'm not sure.

One more thing: I'm losing miserably in Tracy's Booger Award contest. At this rate, I may not even get third place, and there are only three blogs competing. I think I'm losing to "None of the above" and Pat Buchanan. Please spare my dignity by voting. Polls close sometime today, so do it NOW. Thanks ever so much.

I'll be back with a typically well thought out and coherent post on Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody!


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Blogger Lizza said...

Congrats to the winners!

Even though I'm not a big fan of the shows you mentioned, I'm looking forward to reading the entries in next week's caption contest.

Voted for you (though I think the other two were funny, too).

11:20 AM  
Blogger Citymouse said...

I really wanted to post a caption, but you looked to hot and I got distracted and well....you know, maybe next week you wont be so sexy.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Love the captions.
I didn't register to vote, I'll see if I can squeak in as an elderly Floridian.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Manola Blablablanik said...

Congratulations! I too loved those captions.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

congrats to our dear friend Pavel for a fantastic caption (that said, i confess i voted for Candace's... even tho' i didn't get it)

and what a FANTASTIC idea it is to create your own funny pictures for the purposes of posting 'em and/or holding a contest. wonder how you came up with something so ingenious. so clever. so...brillaint. guess we'll never know...

love it, i really do. ; ) xoxo

2:02 PM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

That's hilarious :) Great idea, Diesel! Pavel, I'm so happy the best caption award went to you. It couldn't have gone to a better blogger ;)

5:19 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

Wow...good things come to those who stumble across great blogs. Thanks for including me in the contest.

My mother was so proud when I told her I tied for third place with a play on the word "anus"...

...well, she cried, anyway...but I'm pretty sure it was from being proud.

Talk soon!

7:06 PM  
Blogger Pavel said...

Wow!!! I'd like to say thank you to the academy for... Oh, wait. Wrong speech. (smile)

Seriously, thanks for the contest! It was fun to come up with something and even more fun to win, especially amongst such great entries.

Can't wait to try my luck in the next contest.

7:12 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

I can always pick a winner.

You've stumbled onto a very enjoyable blogtime here. I can't wait for more.

7:43 PM  
Blogger ThePapaDog said...

I'm so going to win one of these.

Dude, I just voted for ya...

I tried to vote twice, but it was on to me...

9:13 PM  
Blogger Arlene said...

I love the Brokeback reference! Great movie, but that line always makes me giggle. Probably because of all the silliness people have done with it :-)
Congrats to the winners!!

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anne said...

Yay! That was fun. There are some very funny people here (in a good way).

@ Brad - I know, I can't believe my Uranus joke was even in the running. I hope people won't think I'm undignified now. Hee-hee!
Thanks to everyone who voted.

12:29 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Wow, I never thought I'd make it as far as second place! I'm shocked! I actually voted for Anne's, LOL! There's something about Uranus that just Cracks me up. ^_^

Congrats to Pavel! :) Look at that lovely picture. I hope you do this again , Diesel. :)

8:52 AM  
Blogger Brad said...

I voted for Anne too... Uranus jokes are timeless.

9:36 AM  
Blogger Claire said...

Fun contest! They were all really good. Diesel, you really must do a House photo at some point. Oh, the fodder!

12:36 PM  
Blogger actonbell said...

Congrats to the winners! Those were great:)

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lies!! Deceit!! The vote was stolen by Pavel and Diebold with the help of evil Dieselovian plots.

I demand a recount of all voters that picked my choice. Voters were disinfranchized by being required to vote for their vote to count. I'm pitching a hissy now. I demand my choice wins.

Skul

4:10 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Congratulations to me, The Super Secret Winner! Yay!

6:54 AM  
Blogger G said...

COngrats to Pavel and all the placers - they were good indeed. Oh and for what's it worth, my vote tied you for that auspicious award you're gunning for.

6:59 AM  
Blogger furiousBall said...

I'm starting a vote for the worst website to make these results totally invalid. muhahahahaha

Just kidding, I'm totally too lazy to do that.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Man. Those gay cowboy jokes just aren't going away, are they?

9:39 AM  
Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

These guys are totally on a different wavelength. I salute them.

9:40 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Congrats, everybody! Sorry it took me so long to get back here. Been busy with the house and landscaping stuff. I just planted 6 fruit trees!

7:33 PM  



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