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Thursday Housekeeping Post

Hi all! A few quick announcements:

First, I'd like to welcome all the new humor-blogs.com members. I'm having a hard time keeping up with them all, but a few that caught my eye are:





Go to humor-blogs.com to see the burgeoning list of members (or to join your own self!).

And for those of you who suspect that humor-blogs.com is just a shill site to promote my own blog, let me point out that I've now dropped to 3rd place in the rankings, behind Crummy Church Signs and Say No To Crack. Grrrr.

I should also mention that Mad Kane has announced the winners of her spring limerick contest! Sadly, I didn't win. Even sadlier, I didn't even enter.

That's it for today. Be sure to come back tomorrow to witness the birth of a new feature on Mattress Police. Hint: It's an idea that was prompted by some of your comments on my bad hair posts.

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Blogger furiousBall said...

to get my ultra fancy banner displayed over there, i need to put one of the humor banners on my page too? a quid pro quo clarise?

10:36 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Furiousball - Did you send me a banner? I'll put one up for you if you send me it. Maybe with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Joel Bezaire said...

But considering my website is just a shill site for Mattress Police, you're still technically in first, Diesel.

furiousBall...yep, that's how it works. Either that or bring a nice chianti.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Joel Bezaire said...

Doh! Look at the times! I swear I didn't steal Diesel's joke!

Great minds think alike, and apparently so do not-so-great ones.

10:51 AM  
Blogger furiousBall said...

yep, i'll resend (the humor blogs banner is up now too)

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anita said...

Wow, I guess that means some people are clicking on my blogroll links then. Glad to send you the traffic!

12:30 PM  
Blogger brent said...

Sadlier is my new most-favorite word.

12:55 PM  
Blogger brent said...

Sadlier is now my new favorite word.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

You can write "even sadlier" anytime. It makes me grin.

That's, of course, why you are a humor-blogger, right?

9:04 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

P.S. I didn't even read Brent's two comments before writing my own.

I come up with my own material; no, really.

9:05 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

So... Jocelyn didn't steal from Brent, Joel didn't steal from me, and Brent didn't steal from himself. Got it.

9:53 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

I don't know nothin' about birthin'.

3:10 AM  



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