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Here are the finalists for the Funniest Blog Post for the month of February. I received 18 nominations, and these were painstakingly pared down to eight by a select panel of judges. Or, if it helps you sleep at night, you can just assume that I'm a biased jerk with no sense of humor. I could give a shit.

Anyway, here are the ones that made the cut. They are all worth a visit, so take some time this weekend to read them and then come back here and VOTE. Kay? Kay. Polls close at midnight Pacific time on Thursday, March 8.

It Came From Allen's Brain: Happy Abe Lincoln's Birthday!

Crummy Church Signs: Peter?

Pointless Drivel: It Would Have Made a Better Story

The Drive-By Blogger: One Day at a Time

Eight Bald Women Who Look Better than Britney

Lowering the Bar: Generic Funny Post

Dan's Blah Blah Blog: Germans and Hyenas

The Hot Librarian: Captain Jack has a problem with authority

Izzle Pfaff!: It's The Only Thing


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Anonymous neva said...

that's one snazzy voting-registering-percentagizing thingamajig, there, Diesel. très cool!

hmmmm... after reading through each and every one of these fine posts, i have to say it is, in fact, going to be difficult to vote for just one. but i gave it my best shot. (i confess to being a wee bit disappointed, tho', as i was so sure your "post" from Thursday would be here, too. sigh) xox

1:36 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Neva - Hmmm. Are you sure you read all of them?

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anita said...

Those were great! I had a tough time choosing between the Jess's bald women post and Mr. Fab's Rodney the Antichrist post. I really loved them all though.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Diesel, it's not fair that you don't have any of your posts up there. Not fair! You are so altruistic. In fact you made me feel so altruistic that I'm not going to vote on my own post 1,000 times like I planned. I'll cut back to about 100 times or so. Just teasing. I'm not going to vote on mine at all. I'm not going to be like all of those conceited political candidates who vote for themselves. The nerve!

Thanks for doing this Diesel. You rock.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Everyone is a winner!

4:07 PM  
Anonymous A.D.D. Girl said...

*blushing deeply*

i...um...well, er... that is... hey! what's that shiny thing on the floor behind you? *darts out of blog*

8:46 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

Odd how many of them have religious references, hmm?

6:55 AM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

I'm with Neva: that poll dealie is very slick. Your site is very slick. I wear crampons just to visit it, lest I slide on the slickness and break a hip.

Fun posts, with great phrases "Dad damn it" and "The tits stay, Quaker" and such.

10:02 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

Oh, and thanks for the shout-out.

I'm so proud of myself. *sniff*

6:39 AM  
Anonymous cindra said...

Voted!

8:59 AM  



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