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Caption Contest Winners!



First Place:

"Examine you?! House, they don't make latex gloves thick enough for me to examine you!"

- Pavel from Probably Pavel.


Second Place:

"You blinked."

"Did not."

"You so totally blinked."

"Did not."

"Did too. I just saw you. You blinked."

"Did not."

"My stare has remained unwavering. You, however, blinked."

"Did not."

"Hey, um, LOOK! There's a latex glove masquerading as a condom hanging on the wall behind us!"

"Is not."

- Jocelyn from O Mighty Crisis


Third Place:

"I see dead people. But then, I'm not a very good doctor."

- neva from PuppyToes and possibly Central Snark


Yes, Pavel took home the autographed copy of the doctored photo (get it?) once again, barely edging out Jocelyn's one act play. The length of Jocelyn's caption may have been a factor, as well as Pavel's shameless begging for votes on his site. But then, we like shameless self-promotion around here, so it's all good. And Neva, who rivaled Candace this week in sheer number of entries, finished a respectable third.

I am putting the finishing touches on next week's pic, and I think it's my best one yet. What will it be? And will Pavel once again edge out the others? (That's a hint, by the way....)

I'll see you Monday with a brand new post, as per our agreed-upon schedule.


There are no losers at humor-blogs.com. Because we shoot them.

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Blogger Jay said...

I don't know anything about the show, but I've officially laughed at it now.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Random Ponderings said...

Hurry with the new contest, I'm going through withdrawals!

10:09 AM  
Blogger lime said...

congrats to pavel.

i love the 'signature' you added to the picture. haha

as for the link you requested regarding my own injury. it's in my most recent post. it's the link tied to 'april 15.'

or if you want to dig in the archive it's april 20, 2006

12:12 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

what can i say? i'm honored to have placed in the top three, from among so many fine/funny entries. had more folks actually watched the show, chances are they'd have read my offering with the proper "nuance" and then i might have garnered more votes. not that i'm bitter about the votes i did get. or didn't get. whatever.

uh... where was i? oh yeah! i'm honored to have placed third, and look forward to the next round! thanks to one and all who voted for me, and i offer my hearty congratulations to Pavel and/or Joycelyn for his/her wonderful caption and/or screenplay! xox

12:23 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

Excellent winners, all.

12:52 PM  
Blogger Pickled Olives said...

What a fun contest!!!

1:14 PM  
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1:14 PM  
Blogger Harmonica Man said...

That's it... now I know the schedule (and have you on my feeder) I'm going to win one of these suckers!

Good job Pavel. Even though I gave my nod to Jocelyn, yours was my 2nd choice.

4:21 PM  
Blogger G said...

Nicely done - congrats to all the winners. But watch out - I'm coming for ya.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

Congratulations everyone!! You made me laugh so hard!

And I'm tickled pink to have a mention due to my verbosity. (that sounds better than diarrhea of the fingers ^_^ )

9:34 PM  
Blogger Pavel said...

Hi Diesel!

Thanks folks. These caption contests are a hoot! Can't wait to see what Diesel is going to come up with next.

As for me, I voted for Neva.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

Excellent work by all...but beware. I think I may just be funny again.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmph, he did it to me again.

Skul

5:34 PM  
Blogger Gawpo said...

Doctored photo!

DOCTORED PHOTO!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

i don't get it....

9:52 PM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Congratulations, funny people!

9:55 PM  
Blogger Minka said...

Congrats to teh caption contest winners. There are no losers, just people who didn“t a caption in teh first place :(

7:28 AM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

Congrats again to Pavel!

Diesel, these contests are way too fun! I'm waiting to see what you come up with next!

7:51 AM  



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