I'm a little late posting this, thanks to a surprise trip to the emergency room last night. Don't worry; everyone is fine, more or less. I'll post the details sometime next week. Suffice it to say that there is a reason I refer to my seven year old as "Climber."
Anyway, on to the caption contest! I ended up going with Joel's suggestion of placing myself in the cast of House. I thought it was appropriate, as I have been compared to Gregory House on more than one occasion -- mostly for my winning personality, I think. And since I spent last night at the mercy of medical professionals, it's taken on a whole new air of appropriateness.
Submit your captions in the comments. You have until this Monday at 9pm PDT. I'll pick my favorites and post a poll like last time. Good luck!
One time I dislocated my blog on humor-blogs.com.
Anyway, on to the caption contest! I ended up going with Joel's suggestion of placing myself in the cast of House. I thought it was appropriate, as I have been compared to Gregory House on more than one occasion -- mostly for my winning personality, I think. And since I spent last night at the mercy of medical professionals, it's taken on a whole new air of appropriateness.
Submit your captions in the comments. You have until this Monday at 9pm PDT. I'll pick my favorites and post a poll like last time. Good luck!
One time I dislocated my blog on humor-blogs.com.
Labels: Caption Contest, Doctored Photos, TV
| posted by Diesel at Friday, April 06, 2007 |
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"You blinked."
"Did not."
"You so totally blinked."
"Did not."
"Did too. I just saw you. You blinked."
"Did not."
"My stare has remained unwavering. You, however, blinked."
"Did not."
"Hey, um, LOOK! There's a latex glove masquerading as a condom hanging on the wall behind us!"
"Is not."
(okay, this is more like the script for the first act of my next play...)
"I see dead people. But then, I'm not a very good doctor."
"Okay. I'm just going to need to slip on these latex gloves for a sec. Don't worry. It won't hurt...that much!"
"You can't be serious."
LOL! Diesel. I totally suck at this :) The last one caption was my attempt at "simple and understated", but the first one cracked me up. I must be one sick puppy to think those jokes are funny! Hmph!! I seriously thought the Inappropriate Card Day was much easier!
I do love these caption contests, though! Diesel...you are pure genius! Oh, and a superstar with Photo Shop! LOL!
* I challenge you to a duel. Syringes at 10 paces!
* Don't look now, but that bit o' glove hanging out of the box totally looks like a condom.
* I am SO going to win this staring contest! Except I'm getting the giggles ...
What do you mean that's not a condom dispenser?
"Those gloves might work for you and me, but not for Dr. Cameron. On the other hand... Diesel fit 'er!"
hahahahahahaha. sorry, heh heh, i'm in a mood, even as i worry about your little climber and/or your frayed nerves. been there/done that emergency room thing, my friend...it's no fun. xox
dear god, dr diesel...do you really expect to heal patients when they have to look at that striped tie with a plaid shirt?
btw, relieved that all is well...now
"you put that friggin used glove back didn't you?"
"are you freakin' for real, dude?"
"Why, yes, I would love to buttfuck you on your motorcycle..."
"Yes. Yes I do see the booger that looks like the face of Jesus."
"But I don't think that Easter Weekend has anything to do with it Dr. House."
I know, I was surprised too. That strain of herpes is only found in stray dogs ... and by the way, we need to have a little talk.
1. I'm keeping some Vicodin in a very special place. Want some?
2. Is that Vicodin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
3. Want to know why I'm smiling? Look to your right.
Yeah, yeah, I know, not very original.
Put down the latex gloves folks, jocelyn most definately wins.
I have the moral absolute authority to do that cause Diesel disinfrancized my vote last time. Ha!!
Skul
What do you mean? What goes WHERE??
"...liver and onions. Why do you ask?"
well that's fine, Skul, just fine.
*packs up dumb loser captions about "dead people" and "Diesel fitters", wipes tear from eye, shuffles out of blog*
"No. The smell is unmistakable. You've been getting into the Easter peeps again, haven't you?"
"I don't like the looks of that hairline."
Dr. House: HEY! I'm CRIPPLED here.
Dr. Diesel: So? Hee hee hee.
Staring at my glasses? They're from the Elvis TCB collection. Chicks dig 'em so I'm pretty psyched.
For once, Diesel was grateful for his wife's bad taste in ties. Set against his equally hideous shirt, it created a distracting strobe, ensuring his victory in the staring contest.
Dr. H: Let me get this straight; You want to do a colonoscopy with a firehose on whose husband?
Dr. D: Uh huh, Random Ponderings husband.
Dr. H: Wipe that drool off your chin, I can't stand it anymore!
"Damn you, House. All this time I've been sticking up for you and putting up with your crap, I've lost my looks and my hair. The least you could do would be to shave every once in awhile. And turn down that collar!"
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A:
"OK, House, I'll bite. Just what's so elementary?"
Q:
"Just who do you think you are, House? Sherlock Holmes?"
House: "Wilson, we need to talk. You've really been letting yourself go lately."
Dr House to Dr. D:
"What do you mean you did your own rectal exam and can't retrieve the tongue depressor? Well, I'm not going in after it!"
1. " I think you're in the wrong place, the homeless shelter is across the street...oh, sorry Dr.House, my mistake."
2. "Yes, I'm certain Dr.House, you are way too ugly for 'Grey's Anatomy'."
"Examine you?! House, they don't make latex gloves thick enough for me to examine you!"
HOUSE:
"LISTEN UP YGOR, I'M GOING TO KISS YOU NOW, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!"
"Are you kidding me House?? I'M the new doc in town!!"
"I've told you a thousand times, the glove dispenser is not the place for your used condoms"
I am constantly in awe of you photoshop abilities.
House finds his antisocial soul mate in a chance encounter by the used condom dispenser.
"Doogie?"
"You wanna go, Vicodin Boy? 'Cause we'll go!"
will you at least wear gloves?
OK, first I have a stupid question. As much as I love Hugh Laurie, I've never seen House (no channels here) so I need to ask whether that is "another Dr. Laurie" on the left, or a different character. Lame of me, I know, but it makes a difference for the captioning.
You're right, though. Captain LeDiesel will have to stay as my wallpaper for now. ^_^
1) Next week on "House": Someone has injected Drs Diesel and House with a neurotoxin that immediately induces catalepsy.
2) Hugh Laurie at the opening of the "House" exhibit at Madame Tussaud's. "That doesn't look anything like me!" says Laurie.
We've got some great contenders here, folks. This pic was a little tougher, but you have risen to the challenge.
Candace - That's actually Dr. Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard, the guy from Dead Poets Society) wearing my head. But you can pretend it's another House if you want. It doesn't really mattter.
Keep 'em coming, people. You have until Monday night.
"Are you high!?" Guy on Left sputters indignantly.
"Duh." says Guy on Right.
"Okay, this is what you look like."
Dr. Diesel: Did you seriously show up drunk again?!?
Dr. House: That glove is flipping you off so I don't have to.
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Dr. Deisel: Do you seriously think you're fooling ANYONE with that accent?
Dr. House: That glove is flipping you off so I don't have to.
^_^
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Apparently Dr. Diesel likes to use the word "seriously." And Dr. House is not too creative with his comebacks.
OK, um, I'll try again.
Dr. Diesel: Of course I can see the scar. It's only the size of, oh, BOTSAWANA! You stitched it yourself? WTF, Man?
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I can see an infinite number of myselves reflected my glasses, reflected in your eyes.
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Dr. Diesel (SINGING): OOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhh I wanna be that complete, I wanna touch the light the heat I see in your eyes. . .
I knew a pediatric ER nurse once who said the two things she heard most often from parents were, "I swear I only looked away for a minute" and "I had no idea he could do that yet." Kids are disaster magnets.
I can stare all day, or until I need to inhale more Vicodin.
"You, House, are a very, very, very nice House. With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard. Now everything is easy 'cuz I look like you."
I know, I know----only once. But Jocelyn nailed it right off the bat. Chuh-CHING!
What the hell DID you expect somebody named "Diesel" to smell like?!?
Look buddy, yer supposed to smile when you do that. Dogs do it, possums do it, why can't you.
I vote fer jocelyn! neener neener I can't hear you!!
Skul
Dr. Diesel: For the last time, Asshole, no I WON'T bring you 'a cup of tea,' and my name is NOT 'Jeeves!'
Dr. Diesel: No, I don't think it makes you look like Bertie Wooster.
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Dr. Diesel : Tuppy WHO?!?!
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I guess you have to know Jeeves and Wooster for these to make sense. I will now attempt a change of gears.
Dr. Diesel: I know the 'Good Doctor/Bad Doctor' thing is effective. I'm only saying that just because my name is Diesel that shouldn't mean I always have to be the 'Bad Doctor.'
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Dr. Diesel: What do you mean you play one on TV? Of course you can't 'help me'!
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Dr. Diesel: Stop wrinkling your forehead; I can't read my next line.
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Dr. House: Does this coat make me look too English?
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Dr. Diesel: No, I'm not 'feeling very sleepy', and no I won't take off my pants!
"Mr. House, I should have been more specifc when I told you to get plenty of fluids-- gin does not count."
-Some dude
"Dr.Diesel how about a little less questions and a little more shut the fuck up!"
-with apologies to the Family Guy writers for rippin' off their stuff. Hope all kidlets are well and good, ER trips are a pain, between soccer, football and epilepsy, I've been there a time or two with mine!
"Here's a preview from next week's episode ... 'The Staring Contest'"
Happy Easter Diesel!
House: "Let me guess, you're the new psychiatrist. Have you been stealing my vicodan?"
Dr. Diesel: "Of course not Dr. House, I have my own. Do I feel good!!"
Dr. D to House: "Wow House! You look like you have more germs on you than a men's bathroom doorknob!"
Hope Climber is okay - Happy Easter to you and your family.
I really want to come up with a caption but am feeling handicapped by lack of watching the shows used. That's my excuse. I am, hah hah, laughing at Neva's right now.
Maybe I can resurrect a caption by the end of the contest.
I read the first one by jocelyn and decided I'm just going to vote for her right now and skip the middleman. ;)
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"I know you are...but what am I?"
Dr. D. "Now we know why all the surgical gloves have been disappearing. House, it's time to get help"
They keep asking me where my stick is? I just realised it's up your ass Dr. Deisel!
"So Dr. House, you're telling me that's a glory hole and it's my turn... again?"
"LIKE, I KNOOOW!!! Ya know, like, we should totally get our parents together, like, without them knowing beforehand and some junk, right?, and then, like, they'll totally fall all in love all over again, and, like, get married back to each other, right?!?!"
wow...too many to actually go through them all...I guess I will just have to be a bit earlier next week.
Love that you ar edoing this now...a Caption Contest shoudl be around teh bloggoverse :)
*applauds*
"We're sorry, sir, but your sperm donor application has been denied."
You don't look like my clone...
F-U.. I always look this way after a night with your mother
Damn, I love House. Truly, I do. But with all those funny potential comments, I feel intimidated (and still not very funny), so I'll conceed this one to the more funny folks. LOL to Neva especially. Dead people. HAR!
I know it's too late, but this one came to me during yoga class tonight.
"Stop pestering me! I told you what I did was a youthful indiscretion! No more enemas!"
"Exsqueeze you? What the hell does that mean?"