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Thursday Shout Out: Thinking Bloggers

I've been accused of a lot of things, but this is a new one. I have now been accused not once, but twice, of making people think. I'm sorry, I don't know what what wrong. Shrink Wrapped Scream said that I write with "acidic irony." I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds dangerous, like maybe I should be wearing gloves or something. And then Mr. Fabulous from Pointless Drivel goes and says that he envies my "prose." I didn't even know I was writing prose. What the hell is going on here? Somebody hold me.

So I guess now I'm supposed to name five bloggers who make me think. So let's see. There's Jocelyn from O Mighty Crisis, a pro whose prose is to my prose as my prose is to Fab's prose, proving my prose a prosaic pose.

Then there's Al's blog, Up the Hudson with Gun & Camera, which is all about exotic places that I've never been to, like Central Park and the Statue of Liberty and stuff. Also there are questions, just like on a 5th grade social studies test, which I take about as seriously.

Thud Factor covers a variety of topics, but I particularly enjoy his posts on religion and spirituality. And he enjoys the fact that at least one person enjoys those posts.

O Ceallaigh's Felloffatruck Publications is also a bit of a hodge-podge of stuff from a guy who seems to have so much going on deep within his brain that sometimes I get the feeling when I read his blog that I'm seeing bits of the Loch Ness monster surfacing from the depths. I know all the slimy bits and pieces fit together somehow, but I can't quite figure out how.

And finally there's Doug from Waking Ambrose. I haven't made it over to Doug's blog for a while because dammit, he actually makes me think too much. I feel so much pressure to come up with a clever comment on his updated Devil's Dictionary items that sometimes I just can't risk going over there. Who can afford to spend three hours staring at the computer screen trying to redefine the word eccentricity?

Boy, with all the thinking I'm doing, I may have a shot at becoming the world’s smartest man.

So the rules of this meme are:

a) People should respond to this if, and only if, they are tagged.

b) Those who have been tagged should now list five blogs that they themselves find makes them think, as well as also including a link to this post, so that people can easily find the origin of this award.

I'll see you tomorrow with the conclusion of my run-in with the law. And don't forget to vote in the caption contest. If you don't see a voting button under the contestants' names, just click on the black area underneath. There's a button there somewhere; it's just hard to see. I'll post the winners on Saturday.

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Blogger furiousBall said...

Jocelyn's blog is great...I read it everyday with a tenacity unforeseen by blogkind

8:14 AM  
Blogger Theresa said...

Oh yes, you make people think, I mean after all you made me remember the Heisenberg uncertainty principal, damn you. Just when you think you're safe, bang, some thinking blogger comes along and slaps you in the face with it. That's like a teacher coming to class on a Monday morning and saying, "Pop Quiz, everyone".

Since I'm a martyr and can't stop searching out new ways to think, I checked out O Mighty Crisis and Waking Ambrose. Now, I'm afraid I'll be having brain overload everyday as I visit all these thinking blogs, but I'll be laughing all the way.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous neva said...

is this your way of saying you were honored with one of those "Thinking Blogger" thing-a-majigs? if so, wouldn't it have been a hell of a lot easier to just come out and SAY it? i mean, come on, man -- some of us NON-thinkers need help with big words like "prose", "drivel" and "irony".

oh fine, i suppose congratulations are in order, so... congratulations! honestly, as your Crazy Aunt, i approve of your ability to make people think, even as you force others not to. ; ) xox

9:36 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

I can't go anywhere in the blogosphere without seeing all this thinking stuff.

It has to stop. It simply has to. Enough thinking already!

9:41 AM  
Blogger Shrink wrapped scream said...

Jeez, guy - you do know I wuz only joking, dont'cha?? (heheheh).

Alright, enough of this.

Thanks for passing the baton on - we all need more diesel's in our lives - x

3:27 PM  
Blogger Al said...

Thanks, Deez. I haven't covered the Statue of Liberty yet, and Central Park is way too far Uptown for me (still, a great place), but... hmmm, you sure got me thinking about my next post, though. Thanks!

If you should make a wrong turn some day while driving through Sacramento and suddenly end up in New York (this is predicted by quantum theory, but probably not more often than once every fifty trillion years), the beer's are DEFINITELY on me.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Furiousball - Indeed.

Theresa - You can always skip to the unthinking parts of my blog.

Neva - Well, geez, why don't I ever just come out and say what I mean? Because it's more fun this way.

Dan - I know. Let's get back to talking about how dumb Bush is and taking pictures of our cats.

SWS - Half the time I don't even know when I'm joking.

Al - You're welcome. Actually, Sacramento is a bit far uptown for me too.

8:58 PM  
Anonymous the amoeba said...

And you're coming to Hawai'i when, dude?

Thanks.

3:34 AM  
Blogger CS said...

Congratulations. I like a mix of thinking and non-thinking - it's balanced somehow.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

Digg it, Diesel. Thanks, my acidically ironic friend. And shout out to Furiousball, too. Until you two said kind things, I was having a fairly crappy Friday (it started at 5:30 a.m. with my son's damn coughing fit, and now, four hours later, thanks to y'all, I'm starting to think I might get through the next twelve hours).

7:44 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Amoeba - You tell me.

CS - Balanced between balanced and imbalanced, right?

Jocelyn - Glad to improve your morning. You deserve it.

9:59 AM  
Blogger Minka said...

This meme sure has made its way around! I mean it has reached you, maybe it has gone almost full circle :)

Kidding!

I would say congratulations, but it sounds like your head is already fairly high positioned :)

6:26 PM  
Blogger The Boob Lady said...

I don't know if I'm sad or glad that I don't make people think...

8:43 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

I think you're the World's Smartest Blogger!

Thanks for thinking of me, Diesel. You might be overestimating the thought required at my site. Cockney jokes work every time.

7:36 AM  



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