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Thursday Shout-Out

I'm going to try to start doing these on a regular basis again. Now that I've achieved blogsuperstardom, I like to occasionally give back to the blogging community by picking up trash along the highway and posting links to my fellow bloggers. I don't really have a preference. Either way, I get to wear a reflective orange vest.

First, thanks to MacBros at MacBros' Place for nominating me for the Blogger's Choice Award for best humor blog. I'm not sure if MacBros is a single person or a pair of conjoined twins or what, but either way, I get to wear a reflective orange vest. Wait, where am I? Anyway, a few days ago I suggested that you vote for Mr. Fabulous' blog Pointless-Drivel. Now that I have been nominated, however, I would like to retract that suggestion and instead plead with you to vote for Pointless-Drivel. Seriously. It's not like I'm going to win anyway, and Fab has a shot at not only beating Dooce but actually giving her a trouncing of the likes she hasn't seen since she got canned for blogging about her job. And that's what blogging is all about, right? Embarrassing other bloggers.

Speaking of which, I'd like to also welcome a couple of new humor-blogs.com members. Humor-blogs.com, by the way, has jumped directly from being marginally worthwhile to spiraling completely out of control without ever touching on the kind of modest success I had hoped for when I started it. I feel like Britney Spears' manager. Anyway, I like to occasionally welcome a few standout bloggers, and today I'm singling out Zoning Out Again and Pessimistic Optimism. Why these two? Well, they're pretty funny, for one thing. Also, one of them is as cute as a button.



I mean, come on. Look at that face. She's like a cute little puppy. Yes you are. YES. YOU. ARE!!!

Also, I'm pretty sure at least one of them is stalking me. I'm not sure which one, but I guess it doesn't really matter. The important thing is that either way, I get to wear a reflective orange vest.

Don't forget, tomorrow is Caption Contest Day! Admit it, you'd feel lost without me.

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Blogger Zoning Out Again said...

Thanks for the SWEET shout-out!
I suppose I'm going to have to go and get your banner tattooed on my bum after all!
Thanks for the 'cute as a puppy' comment as well. I'm also house trained!(with the exception of a few rare accidents).

YOU'RE THE MAN D!!!!!!!!

10:02 AM  
Blogger MyUtopia said...

Cool!

10:19 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Man...here I am, I keep forgetting to put the humor blog thingy on my posts, and still you are willing to pimp me.

I am so not worthy.

Email me your address. I need to send you a gift. Seriously. I'm like Elvis that way.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Pessimistic Optimism said...

Diesel,
Thanks for mentioning Pessimistic Optimism and I am stalking you... in a purley platonic blog-type fashion. BTW, the orange vest looks great.

Linusmann

11:59 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

You're so cute when you're pimping :)

2:03 PM  
Blogger furiousBall said...

Stalking is the scariest form of flattery, but I'll take it...

going to read that puppy blog.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous logo™ said...

Dude, orange is so not your color.
Nice job with the pimping though.
Next time try a furry hat and large medallion necklace.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Zoning Out Again said...

BRING ON THE CONTEST!!!
YES WE ARE ALL LOST WITHOUT YOU!
I for one cannot remember life before your blog nor do I want to!

9:17 PM  
Anonymous susan said...

Wow, you are having a full on party over here! And then I find out that you are a blogsuperstar. I'm SO not worthy of your visit...

Now I have to go check out all your shout outs...who needs sleep anyways?

11:22 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

be lost without you? i would. i do. i am. (oh, to have you writing posts for the Snark more than once a week....) sigh xox

7:00 AM  
Blogger SpookyRach said...

"Hi. My name is Spooky and I've hated Dooce since, like, forever."

"Hi, Spooky!"

"I feel so at home here..."

2:24 PM  
Blogger MC said...

Congrats on the success of your collective.

10:50 PM  



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