One of the main purposes of this blog is to make you all insanely jealous of me. Because, after all, I have the best life ever. Toward that end I occasionally post pictures of my gigantic house, my vast estate, my superfast sports car, my sweet tractor and, of course, my beautiful and angelic children. I almost never post pics of Mrs. Diesel, however, because... well, partly because according to her every picture of her is "terrible," but mainly because there's a limit to how much people will believe.
So you're probably going to think I just stole this picture from some modeling website, but I swear this really is Mrs. Diesel. I keep her in that little compartment in my basement.
Actually I stole this picture from her camera -- she just got back from a cruise. I guess those are portholes or something behind her. Anyway, she's going to kill me when she sees this. You hear me? I'm a dead man. You'll believe me then, won't you? When I turn up DEAD on my next blog post.
Despite the risks, I decided that I really needed to post this. Why? Well, because Mrs. Diesel rocks, and not just because she's way hot. She puts up with my blogging and all my other weird obsessions, and she's smart and funny and did I mention that she's way hot?
So now I have a favor to ask you. I'm trying to get Mrs. Diesel to do a guest post here one of these days. She'll never do it if I just ask her, because she's all shy and stuff. So what I would like you to do is to post comments asking her to guest post. You can give her suggestions for a post, or just tell her to post more pics of herself, or ask her questions about me, or whatever, but I want you to BOMBARD her with comments. I want like 100+ comments here, people. This is for THE Mrs. Diesel, without whom this blog would almost certainly not exist. Tell your friends. Oh, and can you keep things in the PG/PG-13 range? This is the mother of my children, after all.
Thanks in advance!
I'll be back with an early Mother's Day post tomorrow.
Diesel out
I call upon the might of humor-blogs.com to help me with this task.
So you're probably going to think I just stole this picture from some modeling website, but I swear this really is Mrs. Diesel. I keep her in that little compartment in my basement.
Actually I stole this picture from her camera -- she just got back from a cruise. I guess those are portholes or something behind her. Anyway, she's going to kill me when she sees this. You hear me? I'm a dead man. You'll believe me then, won't you? When I turn up DEAD on my next blog post.
Despite the risks, I decided that I really needed to post this. Why? Well, because Mrs. Diesel rocks, and not just because she's way hot. She puts up with my blogging and all my other weird obsessions, and she's smart and funny and did I mention that she's way hot?
So now I have a favor to ask you. I'm trying to get Mrs. Diesel to do a guest post here one of these days. She'll never do it if I just ask her, because she's all shy and stuff. So what I would like you to do is to post comments asking her to guest post. You can give her suggestions for a post, or just tell her to post more pics of herself, or ask her questions about me, or whatever, but I want you to BOMBARD her with comments. I want like 100+ comments here, people. This is for THE Mrs. Diesel, without whom this blog would almost certainly not exist. Tell your friends. Oh, and can you keep things in the PG/PG-13 range? This is the mother of my children, after all.
Thanks in advance!
I'll be back with an early Mother's Day post tomorrow.
Diesel out
I call upon the might of humor-blogs.com to help me with this task.
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Hey, Mrs. Diesel, we were all wondering what you looked like, or even if you really existed. That's a great picture! We would love it if you tell us what Mr. Diesel is really like, should we believe everything he says?
hey, there Mrs. Diesel. I am glad you are not a figment of his imagination...he needs a bit of help...that man of yours!
Hi Minka, got here just a minute before you.
oh and more more thing...and this is just out of teh blue: how do you-Mrs.Diesel- feel about doing a guets post here one of these fine spring days? I mean a picture is good and well, but can you type, can you think and do you have oposable thumbs?
These are quetsions I need to know the answer to!
Much obliged, I am sure!
theresa, and don´t I know it :)
Mrs. Diesel...how do you feel about the color maroon?
No wonder your kids are so cute.
Dear Mrs. Diesel,
We beseech, nay implore, you to bestow upon us even the smallest morsel of your bounteous wisdom gained through lo these many years of putting up with Mr. Diesel.
Sincerely,
the blogosphere
"Dude!"
"What?!?"
"Stop slobbering. It's unbecoming."
"What's your problem, dude? Can't you see? Or are you trying to tell me something I oughta know about?"
"You ain't gettin' any from me, dude. Or her. She's taken."
"Not after tonight she ain't, as you'd know if you could read."
"As if you'd have a shot if you were the last dude on the planet. Read this. Mrs. Diesel. She ain't gonna be hittin' him. He's safe, dude. And you're SOL."
"She could change it to Ms. Diesel."
"She could. But that's not going to help your chances. I mean, how much damage can she do to software?"
"I hope for her sake it's not all soft, dude."
"That's it, dude. Log off. Now."
;)
So THAT explains how the kids are so darn cute, I get it now.
So, Mrs. Diesel, I was hoping you might consider doing an occasional guest post here, you know, just to give us break from Diesel's constant begging for affirmation and boasting after he's gotten it.
We would all really appreciate it, I assure you.
Diesel, you are a braver man than I.
I would be hesitant to give my wife the reins to my blog because of all the untruths I have posted that she would feel required to undo after so many years of blogging.
But since she's your wife and not mine - I say GO FOR IT MS. DIESEL!!!
I think I speak for everyone when I say... give us the dirt on Diesel!
Well, hello there, Mrs. Diesel. It would be wonderful if you could take a moment of your time and honor your husband's loyal followers with a few witty phrases, nasty rants or whatever floats your boat.
Thank you in advance for taking a break from the high road and stooping to our level in the blogosphere.
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Mrs. Diesel, we must know how you cope being the spouse to some so clearly insane.
Lady D - you gotta post here! If for no other reason than to really PROVE that D didn't just find that photo in the dumpster while scrounging for supper, because I think I see a little schmutz of mustard on the upper left corner of the picture.
(Plus, your post can't be any worse than some I've seen here. Just sayin' )
Yep, you're one lucky dude.
I'd keep her in a compartment in the basement too, just to be sure she didn't escape.
Hey Mrs. Diesel, you are very lovely indeed! What was your maiden name, regular, unleaded or fabulous?
OK, seriously. How do you do it? Mistress of the vast estate? Cruise vacations? Children? A blogging husband? Please tell us. I'm single, own a parrot and can barely remember to pay my bills!
How about Mrs. Diesel gets her feet wet deciding on a new caption contest and being the judge as well? Maybe both Mr and Mrs. Diesel appear in the photo?!
Dear Beautiful Mrs. Diesel:
having seen your picture once, a long while ago, i already knew you were beyond GORGEOUS (and, as such, far to good for Diesel). that said, PUH-LEASE do a guest post for that hubby of yours, his whining is starting to get on our nerves.
with warmes regards,
Crazy Aunt Neva
(the relative you didn't know you had) ; ) xox
not only do i send you my warmes regards, i send you my warmest, as well.
now, write that post! ; )
Mrs. Diesel, do a guest post for the man. Would putting the toilet seat down sweeten the deal? How about if he mows the lawn? Or mows the cat? Or put the cat in the toilet, mow it, then put the seat down? Surely then you could post . . .
Holy crap, Mrs. Diesel is HOT. And I'm gay! If THAT kind of ultimate compliment doesn't get her attention, nothing will.
So, Mrs. Diesel, would you please guest post so Mr. Diesel will stop posts like this one.
Pretty please? *Butterfly kisses!*
Thanks, everybody! Now we're getting somewhere. I just re-read this post and frankly I wouldn't want to see any more like this either (except for the pic). KEEP 'EM COMING!!!
Sarah - I like the idea of putting both of us in the pic. Or maybe just her. Geez, why didn't I think of that before?
Howard - I was gay before I met her too.
I call BS, Diesel. No freakin' way you snagged that hottie. I refuse to believe it. It's either that, or another part of the phenomenon being chronicled here.
The only way I'm believing that gorgeous incarnation of all that is good and pure in this world is married to you is if she does a guest post.
Hi, Mrs. Diesel!
We can see from the pic that you're really purty, but can you tell us just what it is about Diesel that you think is hot? :-)
Or if that's too icky a topic, just post whatever you want to.
Well, I must admit she cleans up quite a bit better than Mr. Diesel.
Skul
Dear Mrs. Diesel...
I would really like to read a post from you. You have to be all sorts of messed up to have put up with Diesel's crap 24/7.
Also, you might want to watch your back. Now that, thanks to this post, "Zoning" knows what you look like, she is probably on her way to Ripon, CA to take this stalking thing to another level.
Mrs. Diesel, come be our friend and do a guest post. Inquiring minds want to know and make sure that Diesel does not have you locked up in that little porthole as his prisoner.
Blink twice if you'd like us to send help. Actually the guest post would be a perfect venue for that.
Sorry I might have meant "Random Ponderings" instead of "Zoning".
Regardless, Mrs. D., The Diesel has some fans and you should watch yourself.
I think I stated a long time ago that Mrs. Diesel should have a blog. After all it must be very entertaining to be married to Mr. Diesel. I suppose a guest post would do...
P.S. Mrs. Diesel -your hubby is funny and speed pony and climber are nothing short of adorable.
Oh yeah, she's HOT!! Lucky you!! (As long as that picture wasn't taken for an Internet dating site, I am very happy for you both.) ;o)
But, ummmm, back to the topic at hand. Happy Mother's Day, to begin. Secondly, do you have any advice for those of us Marrieds With Young Children who never seem to be able to find time to do it all and are very, very tired by only like 10 o'clock in the morning? Any hints? Secrets?
Oh, and yeah, I second the folks who want the dirt on Diesel. Dirt is fun. (Only clean dirt though, please. Thank you!)
I hate to see a grown man cry
please Mrs D, put him out of his misery
Ok, i came back... to check her picture is still there.
FRIENDS slightly altered:
´You always these beautiful women with these really nothing guys. Diesel could be one of those guys!´
Mrs. Diesel...how come bananas have such an odd and bended shape?
Dude, she is WAY too hot for you.
Seriously, are you blackmailing her? Keeping her drugged up? What's the deal?
Wow! My first comment here in Dieselville, and I get to address the Beautiful Mrs. Diesel!
First of all, Happy Mothers Day and hope to see more of you on here!
Mr. Diesel, I see your hilarious comments all over the blogosphere, and had to check you out man.
Great post. I hope this works out well for you! LOL!
I don't see how she could not be flattered? Are you trying to get out of the dog house with her or something?
You are one lucky man - Mrs. Diesel is beautiful.
And, yes, we would like to hear from her!
Mrs. Diesel - thank you for sharing your husband with us - please do a guest post and tell us what he is really like.
mrs. diesel, nice to meet you. we'd all love if you'd consider doing periodic guest posts. it would certainly in crease the aesthetic of this blog...i mena a couple weeks ago we had to look at diesel and an unshaven dr, house. it was greusome...have mercy on us, won't you?
"keep things in the PG/PG-13 range"
(sigh)Ok, well let's see...er...um...hmmm...I'll have to get back to you.
Happy Mother's Day Mrs. Diesel!!!
(Yes this is your husband’s stalker, BUT ONLY METAPHORICALLY!)
I have one of those husbandy people too! Mine provides a ton of inspiration for my blog, as do my children. It would be incredibly AWESOME if you joined our sick and twisted little community in blogtown. We need more girlie girls to talk about things other than lawns, sports cars, tractors, and boyish junk like that.
Don’t get me wrong, I have been infatuated with your husband’s witty prose, however ONLY in that manner. So don’t worry about “watching your back”! [Joel you might want to warn theresa’s husband too because I’ve been stalking her as well
:0) …AND YOU ARE NEXT BUDDY!]
Anyhow Mrs. D, pleeeeeease start a blog of your own!
I’m sure that your very capable husband can put a cool one together for you so that we can enjoy more than an occasional guest post.
We would love more photos of the children (who are the perfect blend of both of you), and as you can tell by most of the comments, everyone needs to read a few funny stories about Mr D. (preferably VERY embarrassing stories). I’ll be back with more shameless pleading to help your hub get to 100+. :0)
Joel B:
:0P PPPBBBBBBBTTHTHHHH :0D
I'm holding my breath until you post something, Mrs D.
I mean it.
Woohoo! 39! I mean, 40!
Yes, I'm well aware that she's way too hot for me. And that's just based on my looks. If you throw my winning personality in there, I should be dating somewhere in the Rosie O'Donnell/orangutan range.
Mrs. Diesel hasn't seen this yet -- she just got home and may not have a chance to turn on the computer tonight, so let's get a few dozen more in before tomorrow, ok?
THANKS!
Okay, Mrs. Diesel, not to pressure you but did you vote for me in the Caption Contest and do you have any pull on fudging the stats?
You could certainly write a guest post about that.
Minka and I are tag-team return commenting for the same reason: just to see if the picture is still there or if the rightful owner has come and claimed it.
And is stat fudging a PG-13 rating?
Hey Mrs. Diesel ... tell us some really embarrassing story about Diesel! Haha, and post some really embarrassing photos too!
=)
So, Mrs. Diesel, has Mr. Diesel really got you locked up in the basement? How do you put up with this crazy guy who gets pulled over for speeding, airs his sock drawer in public, and may have made a pact with the devil after reading Harry Potter? (After all, all those great posts have to come from somewhere - after seeing your picture, the beautiful kids have been explained.) So, please grace us with your lovely presence, and give us the low-down on Mr. Diesel, but no dirty details please, or we'll have to cover our eyes and say, "la la la la la".
Mrs. Diesel, there's a 50 with your name on it if you can help me out with the next caption contest.
I would like Mrs. Diesel to do a post about me because I love it when people talk about me. If she cannot oblige, I would also enjoy a post about shoes. Other than that, I'm out of ideas, but the offer to post about me still stands.
I would say Diesel is too manly for her. She seems completely unleaded. (that was supposed to be good)
Mrs. D, I have only known your husband for a short while here in blog land, but I have always wondered about you. Please tell us how you met this Diesel guy? Give us the whole scoop. Did you meet in college? There are a million other questions I would love to ask, but I really would like you to give us some history and "dirt" on the man known as Diesel. Hey, and have a nice Mother's Day. I hope he is doing something nice for you. Please don't kill him.
Hi Mrs. Diesel. I may just be a new reader to your husbands blog, but I wanted you to know I am busting my comment cherry asking for a guest post from you.
I figure, if I find Diesel funny and entertaining, it stands to reason he would have picked a witty and articulate woman to share his life with. I can't wait to read it.
Dear Mrs. Completely Beautiful and Charming and Lovely Diesel:
IF and when you should decide to sneak a peek at your husband's blog -- and, by chance, scroll down to the CAPTION CONTEST, I would be ever so grateful for one or two more votes. NOT that I won't be thrilled for G when she wins (she is, after all, my NBFF) but I've only recieved a pathetic handful of votes for a caption I considered to be rather brilliant. If by "brilliant" I mean "ripped off from a Mommy Mommy joke", and I do.
Then write that post. Trust me, I balked when my husband started blogging, too, but quickly saw the advantages to starting one of my own -- if only to keep an "open" eye out on him! (that said, I have it on good authority that The Zoned Out Girl is only attracted to shiny objects, such as your brillaint husband's glasses and/or the back of his head. If it hasn't happened yet, I'm sure someone and/or something will distract her any minute now.)
Happy Happy Joy Joy Write Write!
With Wormest Regards,
xoxoxoxox
Crazy Aunt Neva
Okay, Mrs. Diesel, I think you need to write a post on what life is like living with Mr. Diesel. I know you can do it and now that your picture is plastered all over the internet--you have nothing to fear -- it can't get any worse!
Mrs. Diesel, you really need to get out here into the blogging world, even if only to get your feet wet.
Honestly, you've never really lived until you've posted your innermost thoughts on the internets for thousands of people to read.
Hey Mrs. Diesel,
Think of it as a chance to enlighten us with some of Mr. Diesel's habits or funny things that he'd rather not post. How entertaining would that be for you?!
Post, Mrs. Diesel! Post!
There just has to be something you can tell us about Mr. Diesel that he hasn't already.
(Then again, maybe not... But, anyhow, Post!)
So as I was saying Mrs. D.
As Queen D., you share in the loyalties of diesel's minions, so give us some really good stu.....oooh, pretty shiny object across the street...GOTTA GO! :0)
I don't think it's cheating to leave another comment - Diesel wants the numbers up there!
Mrs. Diesel - we would love to hear from you - please do a guest post (and forgive Diesel for posting your picture without your permission.)
Hey Diesel, did we mention you outkicked your coverage? Because you did...in case we didn't mention it...uh, or you hadn't noticed...not to be repetitive or redundant, and say the same thing again.
#58
Come on peeps!
We need more begging here!
No it isn't cheating to
Oh yes Mrs. D, please don't kill Mr. D. for putting your beautiful photo up. (although I might not take my own advice if my husband put up an unauthorized and non-approved photo of me). You can hurt him though!
Anyhow we need him around to run Humor-blogs.com He's sort of like a ginormous interactive billboard for our blogs. :0)
So don't kill him, and post us something yummy!
Yes diesel I said yummy! :0P
Please, Mrs. D., we are just dying to hear from you. If you're half as funny as Mr. D, you should be out here making us laugh, or if you don't want to do a funny post at least tell us how you met Mr. D, and why on earth did you marry him.
I'm turning blue, here, Mrs. D.
And my children will be awfully sad with no one to gift on Sunday with their precious little bits of macaroni & glitter tied with yarn into a Mother's Day necklace.
Won't you please post, so that I can stop holding my breath?
Dear Mrs. Beautiful, Warm, Lovely, and Kind Diesel:
Naturally, we already know that, as the woman who inspired the first "Inappropriate Card Day", you've got a great sense of humor. As further evidence of your ability to be a "good sport", you married and/or have had sex with that young man of yours at least twice (by my count).
Two grand reasons to believe you're a woman who enjoys a hearty laugh, to be sure. But that's beside the point. My point, for I intend to come up with one before I publish this comment, is that, uh... you should do a post for Diesel. That way he can have time to do at least a couple more for his fans who read the Snark (not only are we lame and/or whiney over there, we're pathetic in our need of good material).
If not for him, do it for me. I'm old, and feeble, and running out of material even as I type this note to you.
Trust me, if Diesel can make up drivel in order to entertain a bunch of strangers, you sure as heck can! ; )
With Wormes and/or Warmest Regards,
xoxox
Crazy Aunt Neva
PLEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE
POST SOMETHING
FOR US MRS D!
(Do you see why they call me the Stalker?)
Mrs. Diesel is quite a fetching one. I think that I may have to lift that photo for Things I Found In The Blogosphere...undoubtedly in the treasure category. 8-)
MRS. Diesel,
bugger, published before I finsihed me sentence. Darn
ups, I did it again.
No,
I am not a fan of Britney Spears. Anyways, I was wondering, if you could be so kind as relieve us from scrolling down the oage every time we get here, in order to get you to write a guest post and stop Diesel from whining. It´s taking the fun out of the weekend!
Please?
Pretty Please?
Pretty Please with sugar on top?
Would it help if I get on my knees?
Incidentally, how did Diesel propose and WHY did you say yes?
Was there wine involved, did teh judge not accept your plead for temporary insanity?
Inquiring minds everywhere need to know!
I really think I have done my bit!
*knocks herself out*
Mrs. Diesel, I'm asking you, mom to mom, please put in a regular guest appearance! We like your hubby and all, but he gets kinda old after awhile ;-)
Wow Minka,
You get the stalker title now! :0)
Why do I feel like I'm in a Speed Racer cartoon, watching the same 3 trees fly past over and over?
She should be home any minute. Nice work, everybody! I'll let you know what happens. Please feel free to keep commenting, in the hopes that I have not died.
ditto ditto ditto ditto...
and....
............DITTO!!!
to everyone here... including me!!
; )
xox
Your name is already a household name, Mrs. Diesel. My five year old son saw your picture and kept saying "go back - to Mrs. Diesel". So we eagerly await your guest post.
Okay everybody, get back and give her room to breathe. She hasn't seen the light of day since the birth of Speed Pony!
Now that would be an idea to blog about...really no pressure Mrs. Diesel. I am sure a quick paragraph post and excerpts from Diesel's nightstand journal would do the trick. We're an easy crowd as you've probably begun to suspect.
Dear Mrs. Diesel,
I probably shouldn't be writing you. In fact, if Mr. Diesel has half a brain, he won't ever let these words reach your eyes. So here goes: You could have had a short, fat, older Sicilian Jew from Turlock. Do you realize that? Yeah, well I'm single too.
There. Now surely she will regret being married to a very smart, funny tall guy in a Ripon amend orchard.
You asked for it, Diesel. She shall be mine. Oh yes, she shall be mine.
Oh good Gwapo! Let me know when she's all yours so I can move in on D!
I KID! I TOTALLY KID!
I hope Mrs D can see the screen clearly after being locked in the basement for so long! She looks pretty great for living underground for so long!
This was a ton of work, and now we're all anticipating your post!
:0))))) I've been holding my pee all day!!!!!!!! Just for you!
Oh, and seeing that you have been to everyone else’s blog today and have completely avoided mine for the last couple of posts *sniffles and blows red puffy nose*
I thought it would be a good time to invite you and Mrs D. over to read about my Bra Fat. (after she's read all of her comment mail of course.) *Wipes swollen and tear depleted eyes along with more sniffling*
(you're right minka, I love html'ing)
Hey, would it kill ya to do a guest post? Make Diesel watch the kids while you do it. It's not like he has a job or anything.
We all want all the dirty scoop on Diesel!!
Fortunately, Mrs. Diesel has been vegging since she got home, so she STILL hasn't seen this. She keeps asking who is winning the caption contest though, so I'm afraid I might not be able to hold her off much longer. Come on, 14 more!
Yeah Hi again Mrs D,
Listen, if you do decide to kill him…(seeing as I may have left the most comments for YOU today)…may I keep the Humor-Blogs.com site?
I mean only if you kill him of course.
Please let me know, because even though I don't know smack about web design, I’m going to need to a crash course. I can definitely italicize and embolden the hell out of everything tho’ so that’s a start. Let me know. Thanks.
Hi Mrs D~
Just thinking about you
and your post again.
Can’t wait!
Please hurry!
Can’t hold my pee anymore…d’oh,
I soiled myself.
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!
:0) just kidding. oOoh I scared myself on that one!
Where the heck did everyone go? I can't do finish this by myself! Sheesh!
*Stomps off to bed*
NIGHT
I'm up for a drink of water and a trip to the potty. Just checking to see where we are. 10 more to go!
*yawning*
Actually diesel, this was a great marketing ploy! Sure, use your sweet innocent wife to suck a 100 comments out of us! YOU RULE COMMENT WHORING KING!!!!! :0)
G'night again!
lordy ~ i suppose i'll have to give this comment section a tender nudge, in hopes of sending it over the "100 comments" edge.
see how we suffer for you and/or that guy you let sleep next to you, Mrs. Diesel? it's not as though we don't have FAR better things to do with our lives today than yip and/or nip at your heels, you know. some of us have older-yet-completely-immature children to coax out of bed/cart off to work. (and by "coax" i mean drag his sorry ass out of bed with the threat of getting kicked out of the house. and by "cart off to work" i mean i had to hoist his 6'6" frame over my shoulder, toss him in the back seat, then drive him down to Starbucks. at 6:30 AM, no less! oy)
uh... where was i? oh yeah. here's #91... the next 9 are up to everyone else, my work here is done. or i am... i can't remember which.
xox
Neva
(Crazy Aunt and/or Annoyed Mom, take your pick)
Hey Mrs. Diesel ("D" ???),
All these comments put a weird kind of pressure on you to deliver the goods, don't they? If it was my wife, she'd instantly say, "No." But then again, I lack charm, so this would all look different. Consider the source of all this pressure, and do it for the love. If that doesn't work, "Use the force."
Happy Mother's Day!
GS
mrs. diesel...
you strangled him, didn´t you?
Canæt say I blame you, although now there is an abandones blog...you could just jump ina dn take all of us in your loving arms and maybe make us right in teh head again.
because this here is crazy!
I hope he had teh sense to give you flowers before he died!
what kinda flowers should we send to put on his grave?
Did he like daffodils...or any other kinda indestructable weed?
minka he likes grass remember?
A few more to go until we're at 100.
As I scroll back and see how many times I've been here, and also know that I must have clicked on diesels link a bazillion times to check on the status of the big 100 goal, I am reminded by how sad a life I live. I must have more friends out here outside of blog world. I must!
Anyhow, I'm truly hoping you will post something, (anything except a death threat telling me to stay away from Mr D.)
We'll give you an hour to come up with something good kay!
I really should feed the children, it's been a few days and they're starting to look a little emaciated.
0Ooooh teacher! teacher! I have the answer!!! *Raises and flails hand in the air excitedly*
You can post a slide show of "you maiming or killing him!"
I LOVE IT!
Make it brutal! :0) Give us some good SAW type of footage!
But make sure the little chickens aren't home when you do it.
They're going to need therapy anyhow, but that would be pushing it overboard.
:0) Thanks! (lots of guts & stuff).
And...
that's...
100...
comments.
Sorry, I felt like I had to put you all out of your misery. What my fans (or my wife's fans) lack in numbers, they make up for in tenacity, that's for sure.
Thanks, everybody!
Yeah, well you promised your first child, now hand him over!!!!!
The person with the most comments wins remember? I'll be there to pick him up tomorrow! (and you).
JK Mrs D!
One. Oh. TWO.
This "picture of your wife" scam had better be as real as what I've got posted.
Holy crap, everyone! No pressure or anything, right? Ok, Ok, I'll put you all out of your misery and do a post. Happy? Yeah, me neither. See y'all soon.
Mrs. Diesel,
Grab the chance whilst you've got it! He's not fooling anyone, we know he's been holding you hostage for years.. scream out hon - help is at hand!