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Thursday Cop-Out

I was going to try to promote some more people to Adjutant Inspector rank today, but you wouldn't believe the paperwork that Homeland Security makes me fill out these days. Maybe next week.

Anyway, I'm over at the Snark today with some thoughts about humor books. I'll be back here tomorrow with a special surprise. And, of course, check back on Saturday for the caption contest results.

Diesel out.
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Anonymous neva said...

a surprise? lemme tell you something, Asparagus Boy... the best surprise for me was finding that fab post sitting in the Snark queue this morning! lucky thing you live on the other side of the country, i could SO have planted a big fat sloppy "crazy aunt" kiss on the side of your face, before you had a chance to duck and/or run away! ; )

that said... A SURPRISE?? ooooh... goody!!

*claps hands in delight*

1:06 PM  
Blogger Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

Oh I LOVE surprises!! Animal, vegetable or mineral??

1:21 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Mostly vegetable.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Gawpo said...

I will be flying over you about this time tomorrow. Well, hopefully earlier. Better pray that I don't have to pee. My favorite is to go in a Lipton diet ice tea bottle and pitch it out the window with the cap on from 9,500 feet.

I'll be eating aminds tomorrow.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous susan said...

I was all excited about the surprise until I saw that it was mostley vegetable. I hope it's not like the Broccoli Surprise Casserole that my daughter made. Eeeewwwwwww!

4:33 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

It's not the edible kind of vegetable.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Variant E said...

Sure. Give us nothing and then try to win us back with the lure of a surprise in the future. You must think we are stupid!

(is the surprise for me? I love surprises...just don't tell my conscious)

11:30 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

Oh, you string me along with such ease.

Have you no conscience?

11:42 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

Why do I always end up here on Snark day? Right. Off to Snarkland. . .

6:01 AM  



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