Yes, it's time once again to promote a handful of bloggers who have outdone their peers in their efforts to make me forget that time in 7th grade when the girls ranked all the boys in the class from 1 to 10, and I was given an 'L'.
The Adjutant Inspectors are listed to the left. No, your other left. There they are! The latest additions are:
Tomorrow: A caption contest with a special twist!
The Adjutant Inspectors are listed to the left. No, your other left. There they are! The latest additions are:
- Jocelyn from O Mighty Crisis
- Monika, teh Ice Queen!
- Howard from The Web Pen Blog
- Carol from Shrink Wrapped Scream
- Cathouse Teri from The Road Lester Traveled
Tomorrow: A caption contest with a special twist!
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Howard must feel so special, snuggled in there with all those fabulous women.
an "L"? that's hella funny. HAHAHA. ; ) xox
Love the L idea.
Your tons of fun! Thanks for making me an inspector. Now I just gotta order me a uniform... and cut it all up so it's sexy... and then wear it to have sex so it's sexed.
All under the guise of inspecting mattresses.
You mean I have to ORDER a uniform? You don't want me to wear the gypsy cheerleader one anymore?
Bossy always did confuse her left from her right which is why she's always wrong.
PS - Bossy isn't sure she understands this whole Mattress Police and HumorBlog thing -- Is it sort of like that TV show Remington Steele where the muscle-head Private Investigator is actually a chick in heels?
Well I am glad that I was not picked *sniff sniff* cause I would have to wear my uniform backwards.
As a recently promoted inspector (who wasn't "bumped" - thank you Diesel) I'm here to offer support, guidance and general tech support for all you new inspectors. Just remember... respect the badge and wear it proud!
Me?
{Black streaks run down my face as my tears smear my guyliner and manscara. Depp does it, damit!}
And as Crazy Aunt Bea points out, I guess I best be ordering the pink, spaghetti strip girlie T for my uniform not that there is anything wrong with that.
And thanks, Diesel. VERY cool of you.
Bea - I think I'll leave that one to Howard....
Teri - The sad thing, that's only a slight embellishment on a true story. In truth, I was left off the list completely. I think they forgot I was technically a boy.
Jami - You don't HAVE to, but don't expect anyone to take you seriously if you don't. Or if you do, for that matter.
Bossy - It's more like Hong Kong Fooey, Number One Super Guy. But yeah.
Princess - We won't know if you're coming or going. Keep up the good work and there will be a promotion ahead of you. Or behind you.
Harmonica Man - Proud-LY. Watch it.
Howard - You're welcome. Whatever makes you comfortable.
i can now "officially" report that the uniforms are hella cute. and i should know, because i got mine in the mail just today! actually, i got 4 of 'em, because i'm hella indecisive, and couldn't pick out JUST ONE.
obviously i'm talking about the t-shirts... which are so, like, totally cute! and Howard, tho' i got mine in white and green, that pink looks hella nice, too! : ) xox
Diesel: the girls didn't know you were "technically" a boy? THAT'S why your mom kept telling you to stop tucking "little Diesel" between your legs, dude. guessing that was rough. HELLA rough, L Boy. ; )
I think the coolest thing is that no one made fun of me for putting YOUR instead of YOU'RE.
I'm so glad I'm not a retard.
Great choices! (I think as an adjutant inspector my opinion is worthy.) Well done Diesel my man.
teri: if that's the coolest thing you've come across today, your in the right place. ; )
Didn't you get the bribe, I mean "gift" I sent you?
I know I'm a "Z", so does that mean I have to wait to be chosen last? I'm always last!
I'm changing my name to Always Zoning Out. :0)
I just go here...but if it's u who's in that pic (on profile) then plz add me too into this The Adjutant Inspectors list. tnxx ;-)
Keshi.
I like a twist of lime in my G & T.
You mean,
hang on,
being put into your own catagory isn't a compliment??
Dang it!
Uh oh, that's going to get me bumped for sure.
I actually had it written that way to start with, and then changed it. Later I thought I should have just written, "wear it with pride."
I can't believe I spent time thinking about that.
Ooh some fresh kill, I mean new blogs to read! Congrats to the new inspectors. It's a cushy job, but don't take advantage - you can always be cut loose.