Yes, it's that time again. Mrs. Diesel has picked her favorites, and now you must vote for the caption you like best. Just like last time, I threw a dozen or so of my own captions into the ring, and one of them made it into the finals. The winner gets a signed digital copy of the photo, unless the winner is me, in which case I get all of your souls and a copy of the Beatles' White Album. Get your vote in by this Friday, and I'll post the results on Saturday."Diesel, I want you to live your life. I want you to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted. I want you to try and grow up to be the kind of person that would've made your mom proud. Okay?"
Keifer: "It's on Monday nights. Won a ton of Emmys. One of Fox's top rated shows..."
Diesel: "Huh... Nope, never heard of it."
- Howard
Jack: Repeat after me, "No more fountains until the indoor plumbing is installed!"
- Michelle
"It's like I'm looking in a mirror", thought Diesel.
"It's like he's looking in a mirror", thought Jack.
- neva
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry I called Audrey a googly-eyed monkey baby!"
- Diesel
" I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I'm pretty sure the jumper cables you clamped on to my nuts are supposed to be hooked up to a car battery."
Look, I don't have time to go out and get another. The bag was marked with my name, hidden way in the back of the 'fridge... by God, you're going to tell me, who ate my sandwich!
Jack: Let's get this straight...you put a plastic playhouse on a platform in a tree... your son's nickname is Climber... and you thought WHAT, would happen?
- Robin
Kiefer: FOR THE LAST TIME, I say, "Knock, knock ..." and YOU say, "Who's there?"
- wyo
Kiefer: "OK - let's go over it one more time: Only when I put the paper towel over your nose and say 'Blow'. THEN you blow your nose."
- Jami
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I really like Robin's, but I'm afraid it won't get the votes from anyone except long-time readers of the blog.
thanks for picking my caption, Mrs. Diesel! i'm honored to be among these fabulously funny finalists. that said, i sure hope that post i did yesterday doesn't effect my chances to win.
d'oh! ; )
GO THERESA!!!!!! WOo HoO!
Some really great captions this week - good luck to all.
I agree Crummy Joel although I think she has a pretty good shot anyway.
k, I voted.
Mrs. Diesel, you just made my day! Thank you for picking another of my captions; I hope this one fares better than the last, but there's some pretty stiff competition out there. Too bad wreckless' plastic sheet caption didn't get picked, that one was great too. Hi ZOA, and thanks for your support!
Too. Many. Good. Choices. *William Shatner impression*
Yay me, though! (For making the top 10.)
Cool! Thanks, Mrs. D!
I love Wyo's. Hilarious.
Just remember that I don't get to see whose caption I'm choosing. The hubby reads them to me without telling me who wrote it. Wouldn't want to play favorites or anything.
Thanks for picking me, too! I think I'm getting the hang of this now. (It was 20 bucks, right?)
there is some funny stuff there for sure!
I've been robbed!!! I spent several seconds thinking up my caption and for this what do I get? Totally snubbed.
Forget the fact that everyone of these is better than mine...
Exiled again...I'm beginning to think my first (and only) selected caption was just luck.
Mrs. Diesel...sometimes I cry when I'm alone...
...someone hold me.
You know, it doesn't bother me a bit that NOBODY has voted for mine. Not even my own wife.
NOBODY.
dear diesel,
sorry but your captions sucked!
Just kidding! You can't have your cake and eat it too ya know! Well yes, I guess you could if you wanted to. Yours were very funny! How's that?
There were just too many that were funnier. I'm really helping my own chances for top 10 in future contests aren't I? Shutting up now!
Poor Diesel. But you wouldn't want to win your own contest, would you? I'm going to have to do a caption contest of my own one of these days, so you can make up some of your brilliant captions over at my place. The problem is, I'm not anywhere near as good with photoshop as you are. :(
So...mine didn't make it, eh?
Say goodbye to Mrs. Diesel.
I think the problem with my caption is that I couldn't stop giggling when I read "googly eyed monkey baby," which made it seem funnier than it really was.
Googly eyed monkey baby. [Giggles]
I'm very glad to hear that you're not bothered. But are you hot?
Man, there are some funny ones -- I could have thought of those I know I could have...I just have to work harder...
I voted for Howard I think his is great. I am not partial. This vote has nothing to do with him being my son.
It's nice to be one of the finalists again...granted, I'm getting beaten like a rented mule, but still it's nice.
Yeah, sorry about my mom. She's a comedian, too.
LOL!!! Those were some really good captions! I voted, but had a reeeeeeally hard time deciding! LOL! :)
I still say Diesel should do some fancy PhotoShop editing and take a scene from the Simpsons and digitally insert himself, Mrs. Diesel, and their kiddos in the pic.
PS. Did I just say "digitally insert"? LOL! Oh...that wasn't funny. I think I need to get me some sleep! LOL! Nighty night, all!
These contests are great ... the pics are funny, the captions are funny, and the comments, well, likewise. :)
Oh, and I got Robin's, and I'm not a long-time reader ... yet (someday I will be, though)!
ok diesel, you keep picking shows that i've never seen.. house, lost, and now 24. ugh. i need to tivo more shows!
next, how about the office, family guy, or three's company? thank you.
i think your NEXT contest should feature a picture of you with a googly-eyed monkey baby. that would be hilarious.
trust me, i laughed when i saw your caption, too! ; )
that was supposed to be: ; )
yeesh. one mention of "googly-eyed monkey babies" and your comment goes to hell in a monkey baby's diaper bag.
Loved Howard's, but then I got to Wyo's and I was slain. Sometimes it takes a warm-up.