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Blogger Jeff said...

Dum da-dum dum!!!

8:50 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

oooohhhhh, the antipation is killing me

10:33 PM  
Blogger Citymouse said...

I cant wait!!!!

4:11 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

When I looked at this quickly I thought it was another t-shirt.

4:58 AM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

i think it looks like a box of cereal.

PS: don't look now, but that was one KICK-ASS ROCKIN' POST ON THE SNARK you did for today, Mr. Mystery/ Teasin' Your Readers with An Ominous Picture/What's Up With That Man.

5:36 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

I'm so excited I could...(uh, never mind...)

6:14 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I am especially excited that you are unveiling this greatness on my birthday. You planned it that way didn't you?

6:27 AM  
Blogger charlottalove said...

Ahll be Bach. Tewmarow. (mustered in my deepest Arnold voice).

6:34 AM  
Blogger wyo said...

It looks like that thing from "2001." Only with better lighting.

6:50 AM  
Blogger Claire said...

WOO-HOO, see ya tomorrow!

9:00 AM  
Blogger G said...

The suspense! I came for my armband to assure my place in line.

9:13 AM  
Blogger Say No to Crack said...

A book?

9:53 AM  
Blogger Jenny! said...

That would be?????

10:20 AM  
Blogger Howard said...

Hahaha! Love that picture. It makes me want to dress up in a gorilla suit and play with bones.

10:20 AM  
Blogger MyUtopia said...

ooooh....ahhhhh

12:13 PM  
Blogger HollyGL said...

Whew! I'm so relieved I'm not the only one who doesn't have a clue... :)

12:15 PM  
Blogger Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

WHAT WHAT????

1:16 PM  
Blogger Burfica said...

shit!!! what's on the horizon??? it's to dark!!! I can't see!!!!

1:17 PM  
Blogger Balou said...

It kind of looks like one of those "_______ for Dummies" books. Did you go and write a "Blogging for Dummies" book?

1:42 PM  
Blogger In_spired said...

On the Horizon? Looks like you've had a book published that will be "unveiled".

I haven't read enough of your blog to know....Question: Is the Mattress Police store your store?

I've looked at the knit shirts several times...thinking..."Looks like something the grandkids would like!" (They're not a lot younger than yourself!)

Thanks for dropping by my inane blog. Compared to most, it's a little on the simple side. But, at my age, that's my life...s.i.m.p.l.e.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

Let me join the legion of the clueless...what is happening tomorrow? GUess I'll just have to check back to find out!

2:04 PM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Can't wait :)

4:17 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

Whoo Hoo!!! I think it's your book! I think it's your book! (Is it your book?) Tell me it's your book!!!

:)

4:58 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

That or another inappropriate card day -- which would be fun, too.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Lord Likely said...

You filthy little book-tease (If it is indeed a book).

5:10 PM  
Blogger Zoning Out Again said...

HEY D~MAN!!!
WOO AND HOO! What a great idea! Are you selling it in your store?
GREEEEAAAAT IDEA if so!!! Gives me ideas of my own!

Now get over here and explain to me what Man Nipples are for! :0)
Thanks!!!!!!

5:56 PM  
Blogger The OE said...

Looks like the Space Odyssey monolith. Have we solved the mystery?

7:29 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

woohoo! :)

Keshi.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Chris C said...

Nice! Congrats!

8:14 PM  
Blogger JaniceNW said...

Should we be nekkid for the premiere party? Lemme know, k?

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Robert Mandrake said...

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Really great stuff here...
I bookmarked this.

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4:38 PM  



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