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Caption Contest Winners!



Congratulations to wyo from Temporary Digression of the Spotted Kind for taking home the coveted autographed digital photo this week.


Second place:

"Thinker: Foolish flesh-man! No mortal can best me in a game of 'Statues'!
Diesel: F*** you and the plinth you Rodin on!"

- Lonie Polony fromThe Blog Shall Set You Free


Third place:

"Thinker: Go ahead Mr. Original, sit on the rock and strike a pose. Like no one's ever done that before."

- crazy aunt bea from Central Snark



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Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

CONGRATS to Wyo! i confess i laughed to the point of choking when i first read that caption. and Loney Polony had me in stitches, as well. and, trust me, i'm grateful to have squeeked past Howard's hilarious offering, in order to secure 3rd place. so thank you one and, um, however many votes it took, in order for me to do that! : )

clever way to "sign" this picture, Diesel. wonder if that would look good on a shirt? ; )

10:09 AM  
Blogger wyo said...

Woot! This made my day; thanks to everyone who voted ... and I suppose this means I should always have a glass of wine before attempting to create captions. ;)

It's truly an honor to be amongst such funny greatness!

10:13 AM  
Blogger lime said...

congrats to wyo!!

10:31 AM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

d'oh! i'm grateful to have squeaked past Howard's caption, as well. ; )

3:37 PM  
Blogger Howard said...

Hooray! My favorites all won. Congrats to youze guys. In all honesty, I wasn't completely satisfied with my this time. It was just missing something...

Like better writing!

Kidding, I always make fun of myself.

Anyway, Wyo, congrats. I really did love yours.

6:20 PM  
Blogger MSU gal said...

good choice for winner and second place as well!

6:52 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Well Howard, if it makes you feel better, I voted for yours. But then my caption was the stupid gas one that got 7%, so that shows what I know.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous andy said...

D--I just love the pictures. I think the best plan for you in order to keep this going is a Wax Museum. God Speed.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Claire said...

Well done to all the winners!
Diesel, you must do a LOCI pic sometime in the future, it will drive the V-vixens crazy. And after all, isn't that just what your purpose in life is? LOL!

6:30 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

Man, the bar is being set awfully high in these contests you're having.

Damn funny stuff.

10:26 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

congratts WYO!

Keshi.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Wendy said...

Well done wyo! I must admit I also really liked crazy aunt bea's caption.

3:16 AM  
Blogger Pavel said...

Congrats to the winner! Actually, there was a bunch of good ones that I really enjoyed.

5:47 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Copgrats wyo, nicely done,
and, OK, I love the "plinth you Rodin on" line.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Variant E said...

Congrat to the winners. I feel so shamed again for not being witty enough. I'm going to just stay here in Africa on permanent vacation.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Rhea said...

The winning caption rocks!

11:38 AM  
Blogger Lonie Polony said...

Woohoo! Never has anyone been so happy to come second. Congratulations to everyone =)

2:56 AM  



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