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Congrats to the Winners!


This week Crazy Aunt Beatrice single-handedly beat off the the competition, proving herself to the master of her domain with this satisfying entry.


In second place was Tina, with her paradoxical stage direction:
"What I'm trying to say is that I want you to be shorter in this scene, right? But also taller."

And in a distant third, why, it's me! I Finally placed in my own competition, with this little gem:
"Watch my hand. Look, I'm pointing. What am I pointing at? It's a mystery. And then BAM! here's the other hand, slapping you on the head. What did I say, Daniel? I said 'watch my hand.' Let's try it again."

Thanks for playing and/or voting, everyone. We'll do it again this Friday if I have anything to say about it.


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Blogger Queen of Dysfunction said...

So I get the feeling that this humor-blogs... it's humorous. And it's blog. Right?

1:49 PM  
Anonymous crazy-yet-happy aunt beatrice said...

in my head this was funny. needless to say, i'm honored -- and more than a little relieved -- to know some of you thought so, too. (seriously, sometimes i crack myself up, and realize i'm the only one laughing. i guess you could say "i really know how to enjoy myself". er... or not)

all this to say, THANK YOU SO MUCH for the votes, and congrats to ALL the finalists!!

would you think any less of me if i confessed i once played on a softball team called -- and i'm not making this up -- The Master Batters? no,i didn't think so. ; )

4:24 PM  
Blogger tina said...

Congratulations, Crazy Aunt Beatrice! It was a total no-brainer, your victory. It had to be.

And congrats to Diesel, whose caption busted a gut - mine - I busted one - reading it, see?

And great captions one and all!

(Is the camera off me, now? Can I scowl now? No? Still filming?)

Yes, wonderful, wonderful!

(But I mean it.)

6:55 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

And justice was done.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

I vote for ... oh ... it's done?

Great. Some friend you are. Not waiting until I got back from vacation.

Drat.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

I dig Crazy Aunt Beatrice's winning quote. Just please don't tell me it's true.

1:23 AM  
Blogger Wendy said...

I really to stop by more often so that I don't miss the competition...

3:32 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

Congratulations to all the winners - and a special congrats to you for finally placing in the competition. I voted for you - your caption was sick - but funny. (Which says what about me??)

5:29 AM  
Blogger wyo said...

Congratulations to all the winners! And way to go FINALLY getting into the top three in your own contest, Diesel. ;)

And now, let's all pray for God to have mercy on the kittens ...

6:43 AM  
Blogger Variant E said...

I heard Angelina will be adopting all known kittens to protect them from this tragedy. Brad can help feed them.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Congrats to the winners. Those ALL make me laugh so hard! ^_^

1:54 PM  
Blogger Silver Dragon said...

Well deserved win.

6:01 PM  
Blogger OneFullHouse said...

I love Crazy Aunt Beatrice's comment. The other 2 were hilarious as well... I really ought to follow this more closely, that way I could put my 2 cents in too at voting time...yeay.

Michelle

10:37 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

o noooooo HP again!

:)
Keshi.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Citymouse said...

OMG-- that was great!!!

7:36 AM  
Blogger G said...

I have to say firstly - CONGRATS! And secondly the three were equally excellent so I voted for you all! Nah, not really but if I could have I would.

8:22 AM  
Blogger Chrissy121875 said...

Hahahahaha!!! That is fantastic!! Great caption!

Congrats to all the winners. Diesel...soooooo sorry I've been MIA! I'll try to do my blogging and my "visiting" at night if I can. Miss reading your wonderful blog!

11:37 AM  
Blogger david mcmahon said...

G'day, Diesel,

Great winning entry. Well done all round.

Cheers

David

1:13 PM  
Blogger Minka said...

I wanted your caption to win, there was another great one, but you deserved this one. Now quit submitting captions...so we get a shot...pretty please? with sugar on top?

5:34 AM  



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