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Rave Reviews


Rave (rayv), verb

1. To talk wildly, as in delirium.
2. To talk or write with extravagant enthusiasm.
3. (of wind, water, storms, etc.) To make a wild or furious sound; rage.
4. To utter as if in madness.
5. An act of raving.

- Random House Unabridged Dictionary









Observation Log 7/16/07, Fairview Psychiatric Hospital

Subjects were asked to watch License to Wed and post a review on IMDB.



Has one or two flaws but overall it was hilarious
********** (10 Stars out of 10)
OK so I saw this movie yesterday and to be honest I went in here not expecting much..but wow was I blown away? The movie starts off with a bang and just leaves you to there..it made me laugh the entire way through..OK so the innuendos about stealing second base were kind of stupid...but besides that I loved it. Mandy Moore did great and looked it..the groom to be did awesome as well...and Robin Williams as always made me laugh very hard. My audience all loved the movie when the obviously funny parts came along and even some of the jokes you had to be on your feet to catch "Be chill don't kill, yes even you O.J." so overall the love story was fantastic and the comedy aspect of it was hilarious as well. I just loved this movie so much.

Notes: Subject is delusional. Unable to distinguish actors from characters. May believe she is receiving "secret messages" from the actors. Recommend Mandy Moore’s security be notified of a potential threat.



I have never laughed so hard
********** (10 Stars out of 10)
I loved this movie...granted there were a few slow parts I cracked up for most of it. If you like the show The Office then you will enjoy this as Kevin (Brian Baumgardner), Kelly (Mindy Kaling) and Angela (Angela Kinsey) also star in this film with Jim (John Krasinski). Be a bit open minded and go see it....it will surprise you!.....I went in thinking it was going to be an alright movie and figured the funny parts were most likely all in the commercials like most movies but I was so wrong I thought it was a great comedy that wasn't raunchy, unlike many other comedies there are out today (and don't get me wrong I love all kinds of comedy)

Notes: Subject lacks the ability to follow a simple narrative or formulate coherent thoughts. Possible frontal lobe damage. Recommend a full battery of cognitive testing.



A cute fun date Movie
********** (10 Stars out of 10)
I LOVED this film!! I was laughing so hard at parts I couldn't catch my breath!! Go see it if you have kids you will laugh so hard! This would be a good date movie, or a good night out with the girls! There were appearances from several OFFICE actors which makes it funnier! I really enjoyed the movie, as for everyone having problems with the priest, its a FICTIONAL movie! If you want to laugh go see this, if you want to see something that is REAL go see a documentary! Hey there is even one out right now!! I always laugh at people who go in NOT liking the idea and come out surprised that they don't like it. If you want to laugh, and hard, this is the one for you! Enjoy

Notes: Subject clearly in the throes of a manic episode. Recommend sedation and restraints.



Were those two babies drinking Mai-tais?
********* (9 Stars out of 10)
This film (which I saw on Saturday) has been trashed by the critics - including several on this thread. Why it has been is beyond me. The purpose of the film was to entertain the public during the summer, and it succeeds at that. But for some unknown reason it doesn't have the weight and gravity a lot of people expect from films these days. As this is summertime I can only wonder why we need more "solid" pictures. The news from the Mideast and the effects of global warming are serious enough to suit me.

Notes: Subject is severely depressed and experiencing paranoid delusions. May pose a danger to self or others. Recommend subject be placed under 24 hour supervision.



It was ultra hilarious!!!
********* (9 Stars out of 10)
I like the part where he was teaching all these kids the 10 commandments, and the last question, Reverend Frank had to give out hints to that boy, I think he was "Church Kid" Manny (Travis T. Flory), who could not even get the point of the hints. I was like "d'oh..." and "omg, how can anyone make it more obvious?".

The robot babies are so funny! The part where he has a sudden onset of super watery nose and super drool or whatever. Another part was where the mother watched Ben Murphy (John Krasinski) drop one baby, hangs the other one, and then the baby leaks out blue toothpaste.... The next part is even more insane where he freaks out and starts smashing the baby's head in front of everyone.

Notes: Subject’s reactions are within the low/normal range for a 9 year old female. Recommend that subject be released into adult supervision and tested in 6 months for possible developmental problems.



A disaster of a comedy
* (1 Star out of 10)
This movie was terrible.

Notes: Subject was released on his own recognizance.



Subjects who do not show improvement may need to be prescribed a daily injection of humor-blogs.com.

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Blogger Jami said...

Damn! The movie was that good?

11:12 AM  
Anonymous neva said...

i take it "date night" was less than a successful visual romp through Hollywood's idea of hilarity? ; )

12:34 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

so bad, i can't even get the "wink" to show up on the same line as the "smile". pity, that.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Joel_from_CCS said...

Transformers was both funnier AND more romantic than that movie. PLUS it had robots killing each other.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

This is good. Reviews of reviews. So, who to believe? I don't like going with the trend of the general public or the insane (although I qualify for membership in both groups) so I'm going with the diagnosis/review.
I'll pass on seeing this one.

1:29 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

I didn't actually see the movie, of course. I also didn't see R.V., Man of the Year, or any of the other pieces of crap Robin Williams has been over the past 10 years. I just assume that anyone who still thinks Robin Williams is funny is either a movie producer or retarded. Probably both.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Harmonica Man said...

I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you don't care much for Robin Williams?

I thought he was annoying back when he was Mork. Imagine what I think of him now!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Queen of Dysfunction said...

Movies like this are the reason I prefer to stay home and drink.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous neva said...

i like Robin Williams when he's being Robin Williams. not when he's playing a toned-down pseudo version of Robin Williams. that Robin Williams isn't so much funny as he is annoying. but maybe that's just me. ; )

3:49 PM  
Blogger Glacial Spain said...

I'm pretty sure you didn't write those IMDB reviews yourself as part of the satire... pretty sure... I mean I know you're clever and all, but... yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Why are movie reviews often so bad?

4:55 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

gotta catch it then...tnxx!

Keshi.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Menchie said...

Well, haven't seen it and have no intention of seeing it. Don't want to ruin my Transformers high.

Wonder how these people reviewed Transformers?

5:41 PM  
Blogger lime said...

thank you for the warning. it is much appreciated. i certainly don't want to loose any brain cells to that. if i'm gonna kill brain cells i want to be doing somethign fun in the process.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Yeah, this might have been funnier if I had been a little clearer that these were real reviews from IMDB users. I'm good at faking dumb, but not this good.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

if Robin Williams made one more doctor film, I would have tracked him down and killed him

Of course I mean this metaphorically :)

Mork, Good Morning Viet Nam--so many brilliant roles even the first doctor role

I feel a bit strongly about Robin Williams.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Kat said...

Robin had to know this movie sucked, why, with all his money, did he consent to making it. I will never understand comedians.

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Kate said...

I wasted 2 hours of my life watching Man of the Year - %$#*! At least it was just from Netflix and I didn't shell out 9 bucks. Sheesh....

8:40 PM  
Blogger Variant E said...

I'm proud to say the only DVD I own with him in it is Good Will Hunting.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Jenny! said...

His hairy arms scare me!

9:31 AM  
Blogger CS said...

Uh oh. Please don't read my reviews!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

I'll pass on this one. RV was awful and certainly not very funny.

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what movie are they rating? yeah, seriously.

7:34 AM  
Blogger MC said...

You are Transmundane

12:11 AM  
Blogger John said...

So these comments would be reviews of a review of reviews? Which means I'm writing a review of reviews of a review of reviews... aaah...

4:13 PM  



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