Ok, folks. I had to pick the contenders this week, because Mrs. Diesel was "busy." So if your caption didn't make it, there's still a chance that my wife thinks you're funny. And that's what really matters, isn't it?I'll be back tomorrow with a post about the 3rd Worst Boss Ever.
Told ya' we shoulda worn our hats, Matt. They always serve the guys in the cool hats first.
- MadMad
"So what did you put in Affleck's suitcase?"
"Couple dog biscuits and some kiddie porn."
"Nice... nice..."
- renalfailure
Oddly enough, the planes for "Dorktown" and "Coolville" were boarding from the same gate.
- Joel B.
Clooney: "Dude, he's still here."
Damon: "Will you just buy the damn Chiclets already!"
- Zoning Out Again
"Must... Touch.. George... Clooney...
- DrObviousSo
Diesel: "Ahhh, adult diapers...the traveling beer drinker's best friend."
- The Drive-by Blogger
Announcer: "And please give a warm welcome to Bachelor #3!"
Diesel: "Crap."
- Matt
Despite the beer, party hats and celebrity appearances, all were in
agreement that this was the most boring book release party in recent memory.
- Brad
Diesel: "Seriously, the guy said that they would turn dark once I went indoors. Maybe it's because I haven't taken them outdoors yet, you know, I bought them inside. Actually, I bought them in the airport and then I got a beer from right next door and, you know, I thought I could see the menu too well for wearing shades and all and I..."
Matt and George: "Shut up!"
- Anonymous
Like all sequels, "The Three Amigos, Part Dos" sucked like a bad bean burrito.
- crazy aunt bea
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whooohooo I'm first.
In your eye suckers!!! hehehehe
j/k don't stone me or anything
Whew...I'd been on a dry spell with these things. Glad to just make the top ten.
I voted.
voted for Mad Mad's caption. :)
Keshi.
There are some witty people out there! I must get in on the next one.....so I can shame myself a little more with my lack of wit!
GOOD TIMES! :)
Too funny! Loved it, made me lmao.
I voted for Dr.Obiviso..or something.
xo
Blue
Man, I didn't read the contest deadline right, and I came here rubbing my hands together all LET'S MAKE A CAPTION and I'm eight hours late.
But these captions, these are hot, I say.
Had to vote for Joel B, but Brad and Anonymous were right on his heels.
WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE
First I'd like to thank God.
Next my mom, my dad, my brothers, my neighbors,..... What's that?...I didn't actually win yet?
I'm not even in 2nd or 3rd place?
Oh, who cares, I MADE IT!
I MADE IT into the top 10!
I'd like to thank my children, my co-workers, I should thank diesel.... And in your faces to all of those humor lacking teachers who told me I was a wise ass. Thank you everyone else... Thank you so much.
I know the music means get off the stage, sheez...this may never happen again! Get off me... get. off. me. Ouchie that hurt man.
Too funny. well, I cast my vote!
I'm facing some pretty stiff competition here. That means it's time to unleash my secret weapon:steroids.
whoa. color me surprised. and thanks! i was certain i didn't have a shot in hell this week, especially since i could find no way to work in the words "masturbation", God", and/or "kittens".
for the record, as happy as i am to be among these great captions, i have to say i thought Al's was pretty damn funny, too. but maybe that's something someone who might wear brown shoes with a black tux would think. ; )
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I didn't play this week because I figured Mrs. Diesel doesn't like me since I haven't been nominated since she took over. The fact that my entries aren't funny is not relevant.
Then, the one week that Diesel (who adores me) takes over, I'm not in! Just my luck.
You new tag line took me a minute. I'm still not sure I want to contemplate all of the possible implications...
Joel B.'s caption rocks.
Hee.
Well, I'm relieved someone came up with some captions... I was flummoxed for some reason.
BTW... have you checked this out? It's pretty darned funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dPRNgfnH-8
I thought of it after the self-portraiteers...
woo i votes for zoning out agin i think that how you spell it well whatever i think hers is the best hopeflly she wins but right now she is in 3rd bump it u zoa.!
-a loyal fan
[#1 fan]
Hmm... for me it's a tough call between renal and joel b - both are hilarious! There were a lot of good ones this time...