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14 Years!

Guess what? It's the 14th anniversary of Mrs. Diesel putting up with me today!

This is a picture of us when we were young and in love, not to mention slightly out of focus.



What does this mean to you? Well, it means tomorrow's post will probably suck. Oh well. I'll try to pull myself together for the caption contest on Friday.

Oh, and on Thursday I'm going to be doing some housecleaning of the Adjutant Inspector ranks, so be on your best behavior. Word to the wise: telling Mrs. Diesel how pretty she looks never hurts.

Lookit how cute she is.

Update: If you came here looking for something funny, check out Joel's guest post at the Snark.

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Blogger Blancodeviosa said...

She is adorable!!! Congratulations. You better be too tired to post tomorrow!! ;)

1:38 PM  
Blogger Uncivil said...

What a cutie! What's that thing she's hugging?
Congrats to you both!

2:11 PM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Awwwwwa,
what a cutie!
Shame about her taste in men
:p
JUST KIDDING!!

2:14 PM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

well, i have to say the two of you are pretty damn cute, my friend! of course, maybe you guys don't look so great once you get in focus, but i'm guessing you do. (no wonder your kids are so completely gorgeous)

Happy Happy Anniversary to the both 'o you!! and here's hoping you STILL look good together, 14 years from now (somehow, i suspect you will!) ; ) xox

3:02 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

How cute! Do you two still dress alike?

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Suzy said...

Everyone keeps calling your wife cute. Frankly, she's a very, very pretty girl. Cute just doesn't cut it in her case.

You, on the other hand, are cute. Happy Anniversary..

3:15 PM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Mrs. Diesel is very pretty. And since she picked my caption last week for the top three, she must be smart. And she must have a good sense of humor since she married you. (Does that last comment mean I can never be an adjunct?)

3:49 PM  
Blogger Jami said...

She's gorgeous! You're not. Fact of life - deal with it. But I'm sure that's just a focus thing, right? Congratulations to both of you, but more to you than her because I think you definitely got the better deal!

3:51 PM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Grats! It's all gravy from here!

3:57 PM  
Blogger cathouse teri said...

Well if we weren't young and out of focus, chances are we would never do such a thing as getting married!

She is a pretty gal. You're a lucky motherfucker.

(Is that my BEST behavior?)

4:03 PM  
Blogger david mcmahon said...

G'day Mrs Diesel,

Congratulations on your wedding anniversary and on choosing a fine man such as Monsieur Diesele!

Have a great wedding anniversary and I wish you many more years of love and joy.

Monsieur Diesele, in reply to your comment on my blog, Matt Damon has just spent time in Oz, promoting the movie - and he is very popular here.

Looking forward to tomorrow's post. Keep smiling

David

4:06 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

Happy Anniversary!
Young, in love and out of focus.
It all fits.

4:45 PM  
Blogger MadMad said...

Oh, she's very cute! And if you squint, she's not too out of focus. Happy anniversary!

5:01 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

Beauty and the Beast?
I kid!

5:19 PM  
Blogger Minka said...

I just found out I was and adjutant inspector (still waitign for my badge!) clearly you wouldn't contemplating taking away my new-foudn pride. I still am sorta looking for work descriptions though ;)

Mrs. Diesel is very cute, why on earth she picked you however, does not reflect kindly on her selective reasoning :)

happy anniversary, you two :) Enjoy!

5:19 PM  
Blogger Joel B. said...

The first fourteen are the hardest, I hear. Congrats. She's a hottie.

5:24 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You married way above your station.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Menchie said...

Happy Anniversary!

And your wife is gorgeous, you lucky man.

what kind of helmet did you get her?? kidding!!

6:05 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Oh Holy Cow! Talk about marrying over your head dude. You must have told her you were due to inherit a fortune or something. Good job man! She's beautiful!

Happy anniversary you crazy kids! ;-)

6:29 PM  
Blogger singleton said...

ahhh,congrats! And yes, she is beautiful! Celebrate! Clink!

6:47 PM  
Blogger JMH said...

Happy anniversary. That's a long forearm you have.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Glacial Spain said...

Congratulations, man. I still remember being in a carload of people following your "Just Married" limousine down the highway toward San Francisco, and then you were standing shirtless through moon roof, flexing your muscles. I think everyone cheered.

7:40 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

awwwwwwwwww HAPPY 14th u 2 cute love birds!

Keshi.

7:40 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

She's been putting up with you for FOURTEEN YEARS??

What in God's name is wrong with that woman???

:) Happy Anniversary you two silly kids.

7:43 PM  
Blogger sage said...

Congratulations--got you beat by a year

8:00 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Happy Anniversary! I hope my hubby can put up with me for that long, and longer.

8:26 PM  
Blogger MC said...

I envy you Diesel... not only are you 14 years into a great marriage, but your wife is a stone cold fox.

Bravo, bravo!

8:33 PM  
Blogger Variant E said...

Awwww...how cute. Wait, I sound like a damn girl. Hmmmph. There, that's more male like. So now where is the old and in love photo to go with that one? You can't leave us hanging.

8:45 PM  
Blogger paddy said...

You don't have to mention it, she really does look beautiful enhanced by the ugly factor beside her- no, only messin' with you.
You make a nice looking couple.
Y;-) Paddy

8:46 PM  
Blogger Dorky Dad said...

Wow. You were married only two days (and four years) before me. Congrats Diesel! And my condolences to Mrs. Diesel ... :p

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Julia (Mrs.Diesel) said...

I just got home from a very long first day of school to find this sweet post waiting for me. You guys have cracked me up with some of these comments! But come on--not one of you mentioned those sideburns!!

9:50 PM  
Blogger Poppy Buxom said...

Hey, everyone looked all blurry like that. It was the GINORMOUS GLASSES some of us were wearing.

I name no names.

Happy anniversary, four eyes.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Ps said...

Here from Blue and Gawpo.

Happy anniv.14 years--Congrats :-)(we just completed our 12th)

10:17 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

Congratulations! This is truly touching! Happy Anniversary! To many, many more!

1:17 AM  
Blogger Theresa said...

You are both so pretty! Okay, I'm kidding, Mrs. Diesel is very pretty and you, Diesel, are a lucky man (Maybe you would have been pretty without the sideburns...nah, probably not...I guess I could give you cute, will that do?). Actually, I think you both got a great deal...Congratulations to you both! Here's to the next 14 years...I'm raising my coffee mug in a toast to the two of you (Sorry, it's a bit early in the morning for champagne).

3:37 AM  
Blogger wreckless said...

I'm back from vacay but haven't posted yet-Happy
Anniversary!!!!!

5:19 AM  
Anonymous Lord Likely said...

Congratulations to you both on your anniversary!

You make for a charming couple, and I can honestly say I do not know which one of you two I would roger first, so beautiful are the two of you.

5:30 AM  
Blogger Pavel said...

She's very pretty! Let me guess, you got her drunk BEFORE asking her to marry you? (just kidding)

5:43 AM  
Anonymous Daveman said...

If telling the truth would get you killed (lets hope not) then sorry - that wife of yours is beautiful! She's a real sweetheart. May the both of you have many more 14 year anniversaries.

6:10 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Congrats!! Take a day off and enjoy your anniversary!

8:04 AM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Well hey, if your entry sucks for the reasons I think it might, consider yourself indulged and forgiven.

Happy 14th

8:16 AM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

looks like we

8:31 AM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

both married up and

8:33 AM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

here's to updating your

8:33 AM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

adjutant inspector ranking in a completely

8:34 AM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

unbiased fashion.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Sandy Carlson said...

Happy anniversary. My husband and I are approaching 11 years this month. Yikes. Why we chose the hottest time of year...oh, yeah, so the inlaws would stay home in their air conditioning.,...

8:56 AM  
Blogger charlotta-love said...

Congrats! To finding a new hairdo! oh yeah...and for being together for 14 years too. That's way more impressive than the 3 inch vertical your bangs got going on. (do guys have bangs?)

9:00 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

Oh my gosh, scary! It's almost the exact same pose. Happy, happy anniversary to you both! And yes, Mrs. D is gorgeous, adorable and amazing. You're a lucky guy, Diesel.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Queen of Dysfunction said...

Mrs. Diesel, you are the cutest thing since, well... cute stuff!

12:45 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Happy Anniversary! And doesn't being in love always make you slightly out of focus?

7:07 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Your wife is very pretty. You are very... You're there too.

Congratulations!

10:31 PM  
Anonymous G said...

Awww, congrats - you two are a cute couple! Here's to many more together. XOX ~ G

PS: Dig the sidebrurns. Okay, okay - Mrs. Diesel put me up to it.

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs Diesel is an absolute ray of sunshine, both then and now. (How else could she put up with your hijinks for so many years?) I think Mr Diesel should use this picture for the next caption contest. I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue.

7:03 PM  



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