I've been seeing these Simpsonized pictures of bloggers everywhere, which gave me the idea for this week's caption contest. I Simpsonized myself, made a few Dieselifications, and then inserted myself into a scene with Homer. Neat, huh?
You know the drill: Post your caption in the comments by Monday night. Mrs. Diesel will pick her 10 favorites (if she's not "busy" like last time), and I'll post them in a poll for your voting pleasure on Tuesday.
And remember, today is the last day to pre-order your signed copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary at a big discount. Today it's $9.95 with FREE shipping. Tomorrow it's $11.95 + shipping. Do the math. Order it now!
UPDATE 8/11: I'm going to be gone all day today, so it looks like I won't be ordering the pre-ordered books until Monday. That means you have one more chance to get your orders in. Order it by Sunday night and I can still get you a discounted, signed copy. JUST DO IT.
Keep the captions coming. I'll be back with a fresh post on Monday.
Even humor-blogs.com is getting sick of my shameless pandering.
You know the drill: Post your caption in the comments by Monday night. Mrs. Diesel will pick her 10 favorites (if she's not "busy" like last time), and I'll post them in a poll for your voting pleasure on Tuesday.
And remember, today is the last day to pre-order your signed copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary at a big discount. Today it's $9.95 with FREE shipping. Tomorrow it's $11.95 + shipping. Do the math. Order it now!
UPDATE 8/11: I'm going to be gone all day today, so it looks like I won't be ordering the pre-ordered books until Monday. That means you have one more chance to get your orders in. Order it by Sunday night and I can still get you a discounted, signed copy. JUST DO IT.
Keep the captions coming. I'll be back with a fresh post on Monday.
Even humor-blogs.com is getting sick of my shameless pandering.
Labels: Caption Contest, TV
| posted by Diesel at Friday, August 10, 2007 |
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Homer: "DOH!"
Diesel: "DUH!"
okay, before i offer up even ONE caption, i have to tell you:
this is your best caption contest picture YET!
seriously, this is truly inspired, even by your standards, my friend. lovelovelove it! : )
Diesel: "Next time -- it's at my place."
Under Where (Diesel Touches Homer's Ass)
Apu (offscreen): "Thank you, come again!"
Diesel, "Do you want to start the farting contest now or after the game?"
I guess that's all I have -- not much, I think I'm too distracted by seeing Diesel in his hanes.
Good God, have Clark Kent and Jimmy Olsen let themselves go.
Homer slowly realizes that Diesel misunderstood him when he asked "Where's the Bud?"
Homer (thinking to himself): "Help me Jeebus."
Diesel: Hey Homie, what do you say we let our wonder twins activate?
(Homer stares ahead dumbfounded.)
Wow - that is impressive, I have to say. And I love how the Mrs. is "busy" in quotes, too. OK. I'm off to think deep thoughts on this one...
Cmon Homer fifteen minutes that's all it takes...
Homer: "Please don't let it be the finger. Please don't let it be the finger."
Homer, dumbfounded by the news that he only has, and has always only had, four fingers and toes, stares ahead. Diesel's attempt to console really doesn't help.
Homer: "Mmmm. Beer."
Homer: Diesel, where is your hand......D'oh!!!!!!
"You're right, yours do ride up higher."
H: Did you find my donut yet?
D: Nope!
H: Keep digging! Its teh last chocolate one!
Homer could not figure out what went wrong with the cloning experiment.
Homer: Is he pinching my ass or stealing my donut? He better not be stealing my donut. D'oh!
Homer (thinks): Oh God, this guy is going to drink all my beer.
Homer (thinks): Gee Bart sure does look strange today.
Homer (thinks): Maybe if I move slowly I can get to the fridge before this guy realizes I'm gone.
Homer (thinks): What? Huh? Is that me, or am I me?
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me from this guy, Superman.
Homer (thinks): This must be a figment of my imagination. Maybe if I have another beer he'll just disappear.
Homer (thinks): Please let that be a chip I'm sitting on.
"I see...twice, therfore I am ...lubricated!"
This picture is just so well done, Diesel. I can't stop starring at it!
Homer:"Diesel, the picture needs to go about three blocks to the left to be straight...nailing something is not your thing, huh?!"
I got nothin' to best joel b's comment, and that was sort of the vein I was traveling in.
Pre-ordered your tour de force today. Can't wait to read it! But first, I'm going to learn all about Simpsonizing.
mmmmmmmmm forbidden donut.
My eyes! My eyes! I must bleach my eyes! I don't think I was prepared to see diesel in his underwear...
Hmmm...
I'm not even going to try for the caption contest right now. It may take a while to recuperate...
From the kitchen, Marge: Diesel, can I get you anything.
Diesel: No thanks. I've got what I need right here.
Homer: Diesel, that better be the remote I'm sitting on.
Diesel: "That was wonderful."
Homer: "I wonder if I should have held out for TWO donuts."
ROFLMAO.....i am too busy laughing at the looks on the faces while diesel cops a feel to come up with a good caption...
Homer is stunned to see that someone else came to the party dressed as Drunk Lecherous Superman.
"Okay Homer, now turn your head to the right and cough."
Until today, Homer had thought accupressure was a bunch of malarkey.
Homers attempt at cloning goes terribly wrong.
"I have a movie".
"Yeah, but I have a blog"
The morning after the night before, Homer vows never to get drunk at that new "Men's Bar" again.
"Even four fingers makes a nice fist, doesn't it, Homer?"
Would have ordered your book before the llth hour, but wanted to insure the security system was up to date before giving you my address. Great job with this picture Diesel.
Diesel: "DUH! Homer... I'd like to put some fruit in your looms"
hey diesel, that's not sector 7G.
Homer: (thinks) Who the hell is this guy, and why is he touching my ass.
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Diesel: Itsy bitsy spider climed in Homer's...
Homer: (thinks) God, when will it end.
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Diesel: Thats one hell of a love handle you have there.
Homer: Uh, thanks.
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Diesel: (thinks) Hmmmmm, if I dig in deep enough I might find some change.
Homer: (thinking) I'm a married man, I'm a married man.
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Diesel: Hey Homer, guess where my other hand is.
Homer: (thinking) Other hand, what other hand...Doh!
Critics and fans of the Simpsons agreed, that was the Worst Episode Ever.
Homer: It's like I'm sitting next to a thinner/hairier version of myself.
Diesel: In glasses.
Homer: Glasses? When did I start wearing glasses?
Tweedledumb and Tweedle...do'h!
Homer (thinking): Shit. I didn't peg him for the cuddling-fondling-feelings afterglow type.
Homer: "Okaaay, playdate is over!"
Diesel:
"ooooh, you do feel WARM AND FUZZY!"
Diesel: "Homer Simpson?!...what is this? Am I being punked?"
"Do it for a good review...do it for a good review....wait a minute, that's not Leonard Maltin!"
I can see quite definitely you have a thing for Homer, deduced by both corresponding expressions and your right h....eh, yes, there's ehhh not a propper distance between you and Homer.
I think you'll have to have Simson couching / I mean coaching. Sorry!This is all turning a bit Freudian, instead of Simsonian. I'll get back to you when I Simsonise myself.
Y;-) Paddy
Suddenly Homer realized that maybe picking up a hobo on the side of the road was NOT such a good idea!
1. MMmmmmmmmmm - Diesel.
2. Homer Lone
3. Diesel Fumes as Homer Fiddles
HAHAHA!!! OMG, Diesel! This is fantastic! You are just way too skilled at this stuff, my friend. I'm sure there's a way you can make money by doing all this stuff! LOL!
I love Joel B's caption, btw!
I'll try my hand at a few captions, but I don't think anything would be better than the "Thank you. Come again" quote! LOL!
1) "The Itchy and Scratchy Show" theme song plays in the background as Homer feels Diesel's hand slip under him.
2) Homer: Mmmmmmmmm...beer...DOH!
Diesel: Mmmmmmm...Wait. That wasn't the chip bag?
3) Homer: MARRRRRRRRGE!!!! Help!
4) Diesel: I bet this is not what he was expecting from a "guy's bonding evening"! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
5) Homer: If I close my eyes, maybe he'll disappear. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...
Diesel: "Really Homer, if you completely squash my right hand flat I will never roll a decent doobie again. I beg you man, get up! Why'd you sit so close to me in the first place? Pervert!"
Homer: "DOH?!"
"Awww, Homer, what do you mean guys don't make passes at guys who wear glasses?!!!??"
I'm just reaching to pull out my book you sat on so I can show it to everybody......again.
Homer (thinks): Hmmm...more hair, prettier wife, bigger house...Should I start worrying? What?! He even has a book out! I'm in trouble now.
Homer (thinks): Mmmmm. Fruit...of the Loom.
Homer: Uh, Diesel, I think you're looking for Smithers, not me.
Homer: I wonder what was in that squishy Apu gave me?...I knew I should have stuck to Duff.
Apu (offscreen): Hey! hey! Mr. Diesel, this is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your head off!
jenny's rocks! LMHO
and The Frogster LMHO more
Diesel simply had to test his theory,
"No sense, no feeling."
Homer dreaming about the future:
“Listen son, you’re 37 now!
Don’t you think it’s time you get a job and move out?”
Bart: “Awwwe Dad you’re SO cute!” (Pinches Homer’s butt).
Diesel, since I've been so crappy at being a good blogfriend, I've just pre-ordered my copy of your book :)
Ciao for now. Still cracking up at Joel B's caption. Uncivil's caption was hilarious too. They're all hilarious :) As always, choosing a winner is going to be difficult!
They're the new Odd Couple; one's Odd and the other just wants to Couple.
Homer: Diesel, I know you said it was going to be a "Super" party, so when are the other guests coming, and when they do, can I put my pants on?
Homer: "That's not the remote"
You've been added to my blogroll ! Let me know if you want another anchor text ;)
Marge (offscreen): When does cousin Diesel have to head home?
Homer: Not soon enough. Doh!
Uh, I think I found the remote!
Homer: "WOA! NOT THAT DONUT HOLE!"
"I wonder if they make 'em in thongs?"
Homer: "Am I sitting on your bookmark, or are you just glad to see me?"
Okay, THIS is the best photo yet! I can't even make a stab at one, but let me give it a little thought. Shall I rip off my own child and use her "spider pig" reference?
I'm not above it.
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig - hey that's not Spider Pig!"
Some good ones - Crazy Aunt Bea's gotta get in with one of those.
Diesel: "Are you suuuuure you don't want to buy any chiclets?"
Homer (thinks) I didn't know Bart and Lisa could play the banjo!
Diesel (thinks) How does he keep this leg hole elastic from snapping?
Phiclub~
I'm sorry; there is now a copy write on any caption referring to the word "Chiclet".
My attorneys will send you a cease and desist!
:0P
Homer: I am not sitting on the remote!
We'd better straighten that picture before the wife gets back.
Funny pic, Diesel!
Homer's Iliad goes from verse to worse
Homer, thinking: I knew it. I'm getting replaced by a younger man. They think I'm getting too old for this job.
Or
Homer: Get your own show, copycat!
Or
Homer: When I told you to get comfortable, I didn't mean it that way. This is my house. I am the only one who gets to watch TV in my underwear.
Diesel, embarrassed: Oh.
Sooo many good captions here. LOL
I Now Pronounce You Homer And Diesel
"I thought I won a year's worth of gas, not a guy named Diesel who had gas! D'oh!"
Nothing was more fun than watching a monkey knife fight with a buddy wearing matching undies. Nothing.
"Determined to explore every possible promotional angle for his new book, Diesel charmed his way into an untapped market:
'ANTISOCIAL COMMENTARY: It's in your crack.'"
"I said 'these'll fit her', you idiot, not YOU!"
Crazy Aunt B you have me ROTFL!!!!
Homer (singing): Simpson, Homer Simpson... sittin' on the couch with Diesel-o... in our... little t-shirts... watchin' TV til' the cows come home.
Diesel: That's really lame, Homer.
Homer: I know you are, but what am I?
I dont care how much beer we've had ... you still need to move your hand.
I cant come up with the smart ones like ur usual winners do. So I'll skip this one ok? :):)
Keshi.
Homer is overwhelmed by the attention Diesel's book is getting. It took Homer 20 years to get a movie made and he hasn't even captured the blogging crowd
I totally suck at contests, but am never ashamed of that
Homer: What the? Wait a second. This guy's not with the mattress police. He's just an oridnary tag inspector!
. . . chiclets!
ZOA~
I'm not too worried about copy writes; I don't think they're inforsable. :)
P.S. Chew on *that* for a while. Get it? It's like chiclets? A kind of gum? For chewing? The come in several colors? All taste the same? Compelling protagonist? Overarching themes?
Homer: Yabba dabba...D'oh!
Diesel: Come on Homie, I'll make you Head of all the Adjutant Inspectors...
Homer: So this is what happens when you cut the tag off your mattress. D'oh!
Hi Diesel, I just wanted to tell you that I nominated you for a 'Thinking Blogger' award. I've been reading your site for a while and really enjoy it, it makes me laugh all the time and think once in a while too (go figure). If you are willing to accept it, please visit my site and look over the post 'Who Me?'. Thanks! Karen
diesel~ {in whiny tattle tale tone} phiclub keeps copying me!
Actually you're crackin me up phi!
Aunt Bea and theresa are throwin down!!!! This was your BEST caption contest D! I hope there is time to squeeze this into the book!
Diesel, did you pick a winner yet?
WOO HOO! Had to be #100!
Ok. I got nothin. But I love the picture. That's pretty cool. I should do one of my husband and I...
Yes, VERY neat! But not as cool as your profile pic...:-)
"Homer. Come fly with me."
or
"Homer. Take me to the Moon."
or
"Homer. Do you know in the right light you look just like Lois Lane?"