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Caption Contest Winners

Man, there was some tough competition this week. The final result was a tie between Humor-Blogs.com member Chris C., and David McMahon, bestselling author and inmate of the world's largest prison.





Third place goes The Frogster:
"Didn't you read the sign on The Death Star? NO SOLICITORS! Take your droid and your book and get out of here!"
Also, a special honorable mention for Joel B., for making an obscure reference to a previous post:
"Tell us the location of Kenny Skywalker NOW!"
What can I say? Mrs. Diesel thought it was funny.

Have a nice weekend, kids. If you live in the southwest, don't go outside unless you want to catch on fire.

Tip your waitresses and buy my book. See you Monday.

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Blogger wyo said...

Congratulations to the winners! What a relief it was when I checked the captions and discovered I wasn't QUITE seeing double. ;)

8:03 AM  
Blogger Joel B. said...

Congrats, all. I've been a Top 10 Machine recently, I just hope I can keep showing up in the polls!!

8:07 AM  
Blogger Diesel said...

I should probably mention that David's is the "Et Tu" line, and Chris C's is robot molestation one.

8:08 AM  
Blogger Theresa said...

Congrats to both the winners! I'll be back for the next contest. Actually, I'll be back way before then - somehow I always end up here when I have free blogging time. Diesel, what kind of subliminal messages are you sending us, or are you really that good?

8:35 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

Happy weekend Mr. & Mrs. Diesel and Little Diesels! I forgot to add this group of hilariously funny (and cool) people to my list of things I'm grateful for. But thank you for the laughs. They've made my life better.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Chris C said...

*bows*

Congrats to David on the tie and Frogster on third place as well as the other finalists.

On a side note your book should be hitting my mailbox today. Can't wait to read it. :)

9:54 AM  
Blogger Variant E said...

Hey, I got your book in the mail (actually is was probably sitting in the mail for days but I hate checking my mail). Now to read and review it...mu ha ha. Wait, maybe I should wait on that review pending a humor-blog review of my own blog. I need to keep some leverage...

10:25 AM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

I'm pretty psyched. If there were 115 entries, that puts me in the top 2.6% pf all captioneers in the universe, at least for this week. Think I'll just sit back and drink in the smell of success. I may have been awarded the bronze medal, and that may seem less important that gold or silver, but remember, we did have a BRONZE AGE, which means, um, something of, er, great importance. Thanks to all who voted for me. The checks are in the mail.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

I loved the kenny Skywalker references!
The other ones were good too and you cant miss with a good robot molestation joke.

12:26 PM  
Blogger david mcmahon said...

G'day Diesel (and Mrs Diesel)

Thank you - Chris tells me we were neck-and-neck all the way, but the last time I looked someone else was in the lead.

It was a great image, by the way. Have a great weekend.

It's Saturday mid-moning here in Oz - first day of spring!

Cheers

David

3:09 PM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

congrats to one and all! this was a particularly fantastic contest -- despite that crappy "black mark" that sullied my impeccable caption conjuring reputation. *grumble grumble*

GREAT JOB Chris and David -- and Frogster! oh yeah, and a special TWO thumbs up to Joel B, because reminding us of that hilarious "Kenny Skywalker" post was sheer genius! : )

4:36 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Good choices, all!

6:56 PM  
Blogger Mimi Lenox said...

Congratulations and thanks for being such a hilarious presence in the blogosphere.

5:33 AM  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

You did a post about flat-topped, former dunk champ Kenny Skywalker? I think I'm liking this blog more and more . . .

7:17 AM  
Blogger cathouse teri said...

I had a hard time choosing between those two, as well!

I'm happy to be up north in the state today.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Queen of Dysfunction said...

You know, I wish I had read this entry before going outside today. I escaped, but not before the weather caused my eyebrows and eyelashes to singe.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Gawpo said...

You say David McMahon is an inmate of the world's largest prison? Isn't that called North Dakota?

7:10 PM  
Blogger Gawpo said...

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa WHOA! You're letting David McMahon win and you came in at THIRTY FRIKKEN' THREE on his list of top blogs for week ending Sept 1, 2007???

Wuss!

7:16 PM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

These winners just keep getting better. Your contest idea here does not suck.

Query: if it comes down to tipping the waitresses OR buying your book, I buy your book, right?

8:39 PM  
Blogger actonbell said...

Prettydarnfunny! Happy weekend!

5:08 AM  
Blogger ADW said...

Cute, real cute. I really need to update my links because I find your blog hilarious.

10:38 AM  
Blogger OneFullHouse said...

We're back from our Alaskan cruise...can't wait to get started on reading your book. I'll let you know the minute it arrives, in the meantime, wanna check out some Alaskan pics?

1:33 PM  
Blogger C said...

Congrats to the winners! Mrs. Diesel has great taste! She chose one that I voted for :)

Anxiously awaiting the arrival of your book! I wonder if the post office people think I'm a weirdo--"Must be some package she's waiting for!" LOL! Kind of like how they gave me looks when I received my 3 boxes of stuff from Victoria's Secret...or the resistance bands from Beach Body...or the postcard of two guys making out (hey, my friend happens to be gay and he happened to be in a play about two star-crossed lovers). I get the weirdest looks from people now. Hmph...that's what ya get for living in a small town :) LOL!

8:37 PM  
Blogger Blancodeviosa said...

Mrs. Diesel knows funnny!

10:45 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Congrats winners!

btw I will never make it there in Diesel's blog...LOL! do i hv to bribe someone?

Keshi.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hooraayyy for the frog guy! and sure, I want Big D's book!!!!!!!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Turnbaby said...

Kenny "Sky" Walker?

5:02 PM  



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