This week's winning caption came from Mattress Police Stalker-in-Chief, Zoning Out Again. Or is it Obsessive Randomness with Zoning Out Again? Or maybe it's Zoning Random Obsessively Zoning Random Ponderings. Or something. Anyway, congratulations. I'm just glad that the most personally insulting entry didn't win. After all, it's not George Clooney's fault he's not as cool as me. Give the guy a break.
Second place went to Joel B. from Crummy Church Signs:
Oddly enough, the planes for "Dorktown" and "Coolville" were boarding from the same gate.
And coming in third, this gem from new contender Renal Failure:
"So what did you put in Affleck's suitcase?"
"Couple dog biscuits and some kiddie porn."
"Nice... nice..."
In other news, I have randomly selected the winning participants in the Antisocial Commentary release party raffle. (And yes, Candace and Jocelyn, I included your names in the drawing. Sorry for leaving you off the list).The winners of this little contest receive a FREE copy of my new book, Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police. And the winners are...
1. Desperate Horsewife from On the Shores of Carpenter Creek
2. The Drive-By Blogger
3. Logophile from It Really is a Dog's Life
To the winners: It would help me out if you could go to the Order Form so I can get your names and addresses. I'll make sure you don't get charged. Or, if you'd rather, just send me an email at diesel -at- mattresspolice.com.
And if you didn't win, don't worry! There is still time to preorder a signed, discounted copy of Antisocial Commentary. Order your copy today!
Thanks, everybody!
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Labels: Antisocial Commentary, Caption Contest
| posted by Diesel at Saturday, August 04, 2007 |
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I think my party invite got lost in the mail...
I can't complain about finishing second when I voted for the winner....
Robin - Sorry, I didn't have your email address! I promise to invite you to the next one.
Joel - D'oh! It was so close I bet your vote would have put you over the top.
I didn't win the caption contest or the book?
Dammit.
YEAY!!!!
Thanks to everyone
who voted for me!
Especially Joel and MADMAD!
You guys were hilarious!!!
I'm honored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for stopping by my place last week. And, btw - congrats on your big bad book! Sorry I missed the party. What a brain - I wish I had what you have. Good job!!
Congrats to all. Funny stuff.
It's a great caption, but I adored...
Must touch Geoge Clooney
xo
Blue
Dang. My streak continues: the only thing I've ever actually won is the right husband.
Guess that'll have to get me through.
@ the winners: Congrats!
@Queen: I hear yah, I have not won anything! Thought I had a shot with the book drawing but noooo! hehe no biggie, there can be only one highlander. $10 towards the cause is a good thing :)
@Robin & tsduff: Nothing wrong with a belated party on your blogs. :)
@Joel: How do you NOT vote for yourself? There's nothing wrong with it. Do you think Bush voted for Kerry? hehe
That was a great caption.
Yay!! COngratulations, people!! :)
I love the caption thingie's. Some times I can come up with one, but sometimes the fricken freezer goes out, and you lose a years worth of pay in meat!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about that. lol
Congratulations to all the winners! I'll just be over here, crying into my beer over not winning a book ... *sob*
Oh, sure, I could BUY one, but it wouldn't be the same! ;)
YAY!
Imma winner!!
No, not of some silly caption contest, I get a BOOK, boo yah!
Oh, but really, congrats to you caption winner, that is just awesome, well done.
Hey diesel,
Do you remember back in the day when I was a stalker on crack, and I used to beg to submit my own photo of you for a caption contest? You said yes back then, is that still open for discussion? Of course it would be clean!
Think about it and have your people call my people. :0D
I like chicken
All of those captions were great. Can't wait for the actual book release! :)
Well....I voted for hers because hers was funnier....I'm man enough to admit it :)
I still want your book. Email me!
Congrats on a great book party :-)
:D for all three !
That said, the original picture had a lot of potential.
hehe congrats Zoning etc etc! :)
Keshi.
Okay, so this is a comment to the comment you left on my blog, but I don't think I'm letting you near our guinea pigs - you cracked me up, though!
Congrats to all the winners! No, really, I mean that sincerely! Pay no attention to that small sad person over there crying because she never wins anything. She'll be fine with continued therapy and medication.
Oh, tsduff - you do NOT want what Diesel has! Trust me! They're still not sure what caused it but they're pretty sure its fatal. I hear he's only got 50 or 60 years left.
I really, really don't think I'm intellignet, intelinegt, smart enough to even read your blog, much less post a comment. Oh, well...no one will notice.
Thanks for the coffee out my nose today...Urine Trubble Now.
I won? I won!!! How did I win? Was it the baling twine? I knew you were into baling twine...it's so superior to wire.
Now...please do tell, is this a formal or farmall occasion? Because I need to know what to wear.
So really, at first glance I thought that was just Brad Pitt in disguise.