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Thank You, Please Come Again



First prize this week went to Joel B. of Crummy Church Signs.

Second Place: Goldennib of The Chrysalis Stage:
Homer: Is he pinching my ass or stealing my donut? He better not be stealing my donut. D'oh!
Third Place: elasticwaistbandlady of The Smiling Infidel:
I'm just reaching to pull out my book you sat on so I can show it to everybody......again.

Thanks, everybody, for playing and/or voting. I'll have another one for you this Friday. And I'll see you back here on Monday with an update on the presidential election.


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Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

woohoo for Joel...and a hearty CONGRATS to all who finished in the top 3!! have to say, this was my favorite caption contest to date, even if i didn't win. d'oh! ; )

10:59 AM  
Blogger Theresa said...

Yeah Joel, way to go! Congrats to all three of you, those were great captions. Sniff, sniff...I'm always a bridesmaid... ;) Oh, well, I'll be back for the next contest, even wild horses couldn't keep me away...even if you wrapped me in bubble wrap and had me dragged around by wild horses.

12:11 PM  
Blogger Joel B. said...

I thought for sure my victory would land me on Mattress Police in my new Mattress Police T-shirt.

Oh well, I shall still revel in my first victory.

2:49 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

Joel - Damn, if I had thought of it, I would have put you on. Now you'll just have to win again.

4:43 PM  
Blogger Zoning Out Again said...

CONGRATS JOEL!!!!!
*\0/* *\0/* *\0/* *\0/*

{like my cheerleaders?}

I know...no life!

7:14 PM  
Blogger Hobbes said...

When I see images like this, I marvel that the world is not BEGGING Build-a-Bears to take over.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Burfica said...

I voted!!! hehehe I'm always to late reading to put in my captions. lmao

Congrats to the winners!!!

10:56 PM  
Blogger JustRun said...

I'm really going to have to find the wit to get in on the next one of these.

Thanks for visiting my blog, by the way.

4:55 PM  
Blogger wyo said...

Congratulations to all the winners, and to Diesel for yet another awesomely fun contest!

And Hobbes just made me LOL ...

6:42 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

Its Monday in Aus, where r ya? :)

Keshi.

10:53 PM  
Blogger iz said...

Who did the illustration? Pretty damn good!

11:48 PM  
Blogger david mcmahon said...

Well done, Joel B.....

3:08 AM  
Blogger goldennib said...

Oh, I made it in the top three. I'm so proud. Thanks, Joel, for stealing the number one spot out from under me; D Congrats.

3:51 AM  
Blogger Minka said...

hey munchkin...I was just checking yoru links...when was I made an adjutant inspector?

Did I miss a crowning ceremony and what would be my duties?
I am up for teh job I think, but I think you might have made a mistake. E-mail me at monikas@hive.is for admittign it was a mistake and a long worded letter of apology! I like dark chocolate, just FYI! ;)

Congrats to Joel and his caption...which I had to google to comprehend. I blame Europe, in particular France!

4:43 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Very nice, congrats Joel.
This was one of the best pics for captioning EVAH and I loved a lot of the submissions, glad I was not responsible for chosing them.

7:03 AM  
Blogger cathouse teri said...

Now THAT is a good caption, "Thank you, and please come again."

4:35 PM  



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