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Thursday Shout-Out

It's been a while since I've done a straight-up shout-out, so here are some links for your enjoyment.
First, I was going to tell you to get your movie quotes in to The Spoon's contest, but I'm too late. Instead, you'll just have to go there and watch me get my ass kicked.

If the phrase "The early bird gets caught the continuous screw" strikes a chord with you, you might want to get the full scoop at Central Snark.

Anybody up for a nice game of Bushopoly?

And finally, those of you who share my inexplicable and unrequited love for Peggy Noonan may want to avoid reading this.
I'll be back tomorrow with the caption contest results. Diesel out.

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Blogger Jeff said...

Ouch.

Kind of reminds me of the times I had my ass kicked in your caption contests.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

or THIS time, when i'm getting MY ass kicked.

ouch, and ouch again.

that said -- thanks for the "shout out". thinking i'll be using cheesy misworded "quotes" on a semi-regular basis, from here on out. (no chance of accidentally "plagerizing" anyone, that way, right? right!) ; )

2:13 PM  
Blogger Uncivil said...

OK, now I know where you got the name Mattress Police. It all makes sense to me now?

"You may have heard some funny comedians in your time...Milton Berlin, Don Trickles?"

Archie Bunker

2:57 PM  
Blogger mist1 said...

I don't play Bushopoly. I get waxed. I mean, really, who likes a bush?

3:59 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Thanks for the shout out and good luck with your Fletch quote. You may think you're getting your ass kicked, but right now I'm doing even worse - and it's my contest!

By the way, I showed my mom your "Who Wants to Help Daddy?" post and she just about laid an egg. From laughting too hard, see.

Now she's dead set on ordering your book, although she keeps asking me if she can get one "signed by that retarded monkey."

Is it still possible to request the vandalized-by-the-retarded-monkey edition of your book?

12:12 AM  
Blogger elasticwaistbandlady said...

Peggy Noonan? Is she the female alter ego of Herman Hermit's lead singer, Peter Noonan?

Oooh, something tells me that I'm into something GOOD!

4:06 PM  



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