Okay, folks. Mrs. Diesel has picked her ten favorite captions. I'll post the poll results on Saturday.A few of you posted several really good captions, which Mrs. Diesel hates because when she's picked 10 I have to tell her "Sorry, you've picked 2 by ______ and 3 by ______." Then she has to eliminate 3 of them and find 3 replacements, when she really wants to be watching reruns of Scrubs.
Anyway, if you submitted more than one really good caption, you have only yourself to blame if she didn't pick the best one, because you made her cranky.
I'll be back with a new post about some damn thing tomorrow.
The Captions
Homer: Is he pinching my ass or stealing my donut? He better not be stealing my donut. D'oh!
- goldennib
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me from this guy, Superman.
- Theresa
Determined to explore every possible promotional angle for his new book, Diesel charmed his way into an untapped market: 'Antisocial Commentary : It's in your crack.'
- Jocelyn
Good God, have Clark Kent and Jimmy Olsen let themselves go.
- Joel B.
Homer (thinking to himself): "Help me Jeebus."
- crazy aunt bea
Mmmmmmmmm forbidden donut.
- justacoolcat
Homer is stunned to see that someone else came to the party dressed as Drunk Lecherous Superman.
- renalfailure
Homer (thinks): I didn't know Bart and Lisa could play the banjo!
- David
I'm just reaching to pull out my book you sat on so I can show it to everybody......again.
- elasticwaistbandlady
Homer, dumbfounded by the news that he only has, and has always only had, four fingers and toes, stares ahead. Diesel's attempt to console really doesn't help.
- charlotta-love
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Labels: Caption Contest, TV
| posted by Diesel at Monday, August 13, 2007 |
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Those captions were all hilarious!
Why does your wife hate me...am I just not funny???
I'm not sure where to vote, but I'd have to go with the "pinching my ass or stealing my donut" one-
naughty, but hilarious!
Ok. I voted. It was hard, though, 'cause there werwe several really good ones!
Oh man, Crazy Aunt Bea and theresa had some even funnier captions that I wished had made it in.
Not that I'm complaining that Mrs. D wanted to get back to her Scrubs episodes though. I've been obsessed with that show too. Anyhow, I had to give it to Joel! Then again....the guy with the "mmmmmmmm forbidden donut" was pretty hilarious too. D'OH!!!!
I'm glad I'm not a judge!!!
I voted already, not changing it now. :0) Congrats everyone!
I Luzz'Dis Game!
This is the best contest online, even when I'm not in it. *dries tears with crushed dreams*
Great selections, though!
justacoolcat's made me spit up my coffee. Guess who I voted for?
Oh my gosh, these are fantastic. Quite possibly the best yet.
Mrs Diesel, any selection process is a tough selection process when you want to go and watch Scrubs!
Yeah! Picked again! That's a nice welcome home after being on vacation. There were some really good captions this time, a lot of my favorites never even made it to the final cut, there's just too much good humor out there.
Those are great!!! You really can't go wrong with The Simpsons...
Another successful contest, Dies. And now that we finally have our own internet at home, hopefully I'll be able to participate one of these days again.
well, needless to say, i'm honored to be among this week's finalists. seriously, this was my FAVORITE picture of yours to date -- and i've been howling at many of the great captions that poured in, throughout the week.
that said, i kind of have to agree with ZOA, because this wasn't my personal favorite of the (many) lines i "submitted". THAT said, i wouldn't mind in the least if a few folks would toss me a 'pity vote', because i LOVELOVELOVE the Simpsons, and would dearly love to finish in the final 3.
i'll understand if the only one who votes for me IS me. but don't think i won't remember who didn't vote for me the next time around... (kidding, i kid! this is a great list of finalists, and i'm more than a little humbled to be in the running) ; )
You have some witty commenters!
Crazy Aunt Bea these were my favorite captions that you had out there, I thought for sure you'd have at least 3 of the ten:
"Tweedledumb and Tweedle...do'h!"
"I thought I won a year's worth of gas, not a guy named Diesel who had gas! D'oh!"
"Homer (singing): Simpson, Homer Simpson... sittin' on the couch with Diesel-o... in our... little t-shirts... watchin' TV til' the cows come home.
Diesel: That's really lame, Homer.
Homer: I know you are, but what am I? "
I peed myself A LOT on that one!
I liked Jocelyn's cuz she managed to combine Homer's silliness with Diesel's whoriness.
luv ya, diesel ;)
My super lame comment made it into the top 10???!!!? Suddenly my life's mission has been realized.
my simpson is so lame in comparison..
Congrats to all you captionistas!
I'm with Zoning - I loved "Tweedledumb and Tweedle...doh!". That was the winner right there.
Theresa, congrats and welcome back - getting right back into the swing of things I see.