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Our favorite Nazgul and meme-wraith, Grundir the Implacable, has taken time out of his busy meme-killing schedule to guest post at Crummy Church Signs. Tremble as the mighty Nazgul directs his unbridled fury toward misguided church signs.

Grundir is in much demand for his ability to dispatch memes and hobbits with his razor sharp wit and slightly less sharp broadsword. Look for him at a blog near you. If you would like to ask Grundir to handle a meme for you, email him at grundir@mattresspolice.com.

Chris C. over at Nothing to See Here is starting a new feature called "Humor Bloggers Speak!" I added an exclamation mark because it sounds exciting that way. He's going to be periodically interviewing members of the Humor-Blogs.com community, and guess what? I'm up first! Visit his site and read my brilliant riffs on Hillary Clinton, Arbor Day and non-dairy creamer.

Get your votes in for the caption contest by tonight. I'll be posting the winners tomorrow.

Diesel out.

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Anonymous Chris C said...

First!

Yah it does sound more exciting with an exclamation mark. I guess that's why ever B-movie used them in their titles hehe.

Next up on the interview list is Howard.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

oh, this post is so 10 hours ago...

just saying, i linked to your many not-at-all whorish "guest appearances" earlier in the day, Grundir, née Troy, née Diesel. : P

next.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Good job on the exclamation point there. And, good job on just going with one and not overdoing it. Two exclamation points would have been a bit too exiting.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Lord Likely said...

Mr. Diesel, sir, you truly are everywhere, like some kind of rash.

A sexy rash, of course.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Fiar said...

I enjoyed the interview very much, except the part where Diesel was all gay sounding, which was all of it.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Nessa said...

I voted.

3:40 AM  
Blogger Theresa said...

Damn, I forgot to put an exclamation mark in the book review I did for you. I'm off to fix that - pronto!

3:55 AM  
Blogger iz said...

How long is Grundir going to be around? Kinda unused to such scariness floating around my comments section...

5:39 AM  
Blogger charlotta-love said...

I noticed Grundir at CCC signs yesterday and laughed tons. Grundir can stay around as long as he wants!

6:03 AM  
Blogger Jami said...

You're right! The !Exclamation Points! really do make it seem more exciting!!!

I think I need to go lay down now.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

I haven't been tagged with a meme since Grundir came on the scene. Is he killing them off at the source?
(off to visit the other sites...)

7:44 AM  
Blogger ZoeyBella said...

Hehe... hoeing... keep on hoeing... I'm SO going to make a t-shirt with that written on it. ;)

9:01 AM  
Blogger Burfica said...

hahahahah heheheheheh hohohohoho uh uh uh uh there is just something wrong with a church telling it's people to keep on hoing. lmaoooooooo

9:57 AM  
Blogger justacoolcat said...

I heard Grundir will be opening for Brett Michaels at the local dive bar and then he has to rush off to a bah mitzvah.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FIAR is homophobic to the max.

10:03 AM  
Blogger CS said...

I kinda like that sign...

9:48 AM  
Blogger cathouse teri said...

Don't worry. I have no intention of stopping my ho'ing.

10:39 AM  



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