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Man, this is getting tough. 144 captions? Are you serious? I'm working too hard for a retiree.

Mrs. Diesel and I didn't have time to go over the entries last night, so I had to pick my favorites this morning. So you can blame me if your favorite didn't make the cut.

The finalists are listed below. If the poll widget doesn't show up, it means you're retarded. No, actually it probably means that you have javascript disabled. And you're retarded.

I'll post the results on Friday. Since there were so many good ones this week, I've also nominated some "honorable mentions" below the poll. You can't vote on them, but I thought they were too good to let disappear into comment oblivion.

Thanks for playing and/or voting!







The Finalists

MC :

The Who's Who of Sexually Transmitted diseases: Herpes, Syphilis and Gonorrhea. Chlamydia (Lindsay Lohan) not shown.

justacoolcat:

Hey Paris how do you get a Diesel off your back?

How, Britney?

Beat it off.

Joel B.:

This would be the last time that three of K-Fed's former conquests would be seen together...

Theresa:

Diesel (hand strays): Oops! I did it again.

Kanrei:

I always travel around with two because it’s better for conversation. If one starts up, I don't have to be in it.

rjlight:

Just a few of California's unemployed.

Brad:

I must be hearin' Santa, 'cause all I can see is three loud ho's...

Lonie Polony:

Ever the concerned environmentalist, Diesel always picked up his trash.

renalfailure:

Police are looking for these suspects in the savage beating of Lindsay Lohan.

y not i:

So which one of you is Lionel Richie's kid again? 'Cause, man, I love that guy!

Opinion Polls & Market Research

Honorable Mentions


Theresa:

Britney: Paris, did you just get a delivery from the WTF truck?

and:

Diesel to Britney: We'll always have Paris.

rjlight:

After helping Britney prepare for the MTV awards last week, Diesel decides to pall with his new bff Paris and Hilton.

and:

Diesel says, "I'm thinking if I open your next show with a few of my humorous remarks, you will be back on top again, Brit. What you need is to look like you want people to laugh."

Joel B.:

Not a man, not yet a woman.

and:

"I swear, if this guy uses that 'I need to inspect your Mattress tags' line one more time...

and:

Phat, Fat, and Frat.

david mcmahon:

Diesel? Paris? Britney? Are you deaf? I said `take the weasel to the parish in brittany'.

Deb:

Tonight we honor Community Service Volunteers for their hours caring for the forgotten, wretched spawn of America's ill-fated lemur/human genetic splicing experiments.

Kim:

"Sorry, Soylent Green has standards." Come again!

y not i:

Seriously, Lindsey, the drugs are really starting to affect your appearance.

McCafferty Himself:

Britney: “We can’t leave yet! We have to wait until the paparazzi find us.”

Gillian @ Indigo Blue:

It's Diesel, bitches.

Inferus:

"Are you ready for the best mistake of your lives?"

phiclub:

Diesel: "Hey, look, I'm the English Channel!"

Note: I disqualified this one because (1) I didn't think anybody would get it, and (2) Brittany is actually a province in France. Still I thought it was pretty funny.