Ok folks, now that you've all bought Joel's book, here are the top ten captions. Vote for your favorite below. I'll post the results on Friday. And since I did a shout-out yesterday, I guess I'll have to do an actual post tomorrow. Sigh.
Ol' Four Eyes.
Diesel was ejected from the rat pack after suggesting that, instead of "groovy cats," they should refer to themselves as "valleculated felines."
Diesel: Oh my god, I'm back in the early 60's! What if I run into my parents and I'm never born?
Who's the guy next to me with the terrible lighting?
That evening's game of "Guess Who's Sucking on Sammy's Glass Eye?" ended abruptly when Diesel-- daydreaming about the olive in his "martooni"--absentmindedly swallowed.
The Pack agreed that, despite strides made by Sammy, it would be another 50 years before the entertainment world was ready to hear Diesel rap.
Dean: Joey looks bad. I bet he's dead before any of us.
Everyone is in shock when Frank is voted off the island.
Diesel decided to go for the One Cheek Sneak.
Dean: "No, Sammy he might just make the cut. At least we got him out of the Jupiter t-shirt and he's learning how to scat."
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This is tough. I mean, I can't vote for me this time. Hmm. I'd like to see Theresa win so she stops referring to herself as "The Caption Contest Bridesmaid," but then again there is Old Faithful Joel with another great caption, along with a couple other great ones. I think I'll refrain from voting just yet and stop back later after I've given it some thought.
Oh Frogster, vote for me please, pretty please. Am I pathetic, or what?
those are all good!
Ha! Those are damn fine captions! Great choice for a pic, too. Too much fun over here.
Rats! I thought I had a shot.
If it can't be me, then Joel B has my vote!
all i can say is it is good i was nto drinking anything when i read jocelyn's caption! it would have been sprayed across my monitor!
Well, since the best one didn't make the cut (again!), I guess I'll vote for the second best.
No! I profoundly disagree with your concensus... Joel B's is not the best only the ONE I CHOSE WAS HAHA!!!
Great captions for a wonderful picture. Happy hump day:)
Great captions - great choices.
I voted!
By the way, the author and book that reminded me of you:
Douglas Coupland - The Gum Thief. Check it out.
They are all so much funnier than I'll ever be. I voted too.
Great photo this week, BTW.
i just love your blog!
Funny story on "4 eyes".
It's kind of late, a couple of my friends are walking home from a bar. It's college town, so there's drunk frat boys everywhere. One of my friends has glasses.
We walk past these 3 guys, one of whom also is sporting spectacles. They're walking 3 across on the path, which means we have to walk on the grass. Which is slippery, and one friend slips and mutters "ass holes" or something.
This irks the other guys, and somehow a verbal fight breaks out. Lots of profanity, and threats of violence. The highlight, however, was when the guy with glasses tell my friend with glasses to "Shut up, 4 eyes"
Delightful in SO MANY ways.
They're all good. It's a close race.
By the way, you emailed to ask why my blog was private now (one full house) then I sent you back an invite to my private blog, but you haven't come by yet, hehe.
Pah!
Well i wasnt going to say anything but since my caption didnt make it, the lighting is all wrong!!!
tough choices this time around. That is a good thing i think.
I can't chooooose!!!!! They are all brilliant! Well only because I couldn't think of anything....
Perhaps I can vote for them all.... just keep hitting refresh and vote over and over and over.... or are you hip with that happening thing and make it so I can only vote once? Oh Diesel what to do? I have optional paralysis.....
I need a good lie down, I am all a tither...
No love for the inside joke, eh? My goal is to break 10% -- make this small dream happen, friends...
...please?
I'm fairly certain that's a Baldwin on the left.
what? no fart joke captions?