Hi everybody! Sorry I haven't been around much lately; it's been a crazy week. At times like these I'm glad to have a faithful minion like Grundir to fill in for me. He handily eliminated several memes and made a good showing of doing an almost civil shout-out yesterday. He probably should have mentioned Theresa's review of Antisocial Commentary as well, but don't be too hard on him; it was his first time. And don't take his threats about "tasting his steel" too seriously, by the way. I think he's mostly just trying out a catch phrase. If you're over 4' 2", he is unlikely to slay you.
Anyway, on to the caption contest! It's hard to believe I haven't done this one yet, but this is actually the first time I've inserted myself into Heroes. You know the rules: Post your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post the top ten in a poll on Tuesday. Oh, and be sure to come back on Monday for a special "behind-the-scenes" look at the making of the caption contest photo.
Have fun!
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Anyway, on to the caption contest! It's hard to believe I haven't done this one yet, but this is actually the first time I've inserted myself into Heroes. You know the rules: Post your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post the top ten in a poll on Tuesday. Oh, and be sure to come back on Monday for a special "behind-the-scenes" look at the making of the caption contest photo.
Have fun!
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| posted by Diesel at Friday, October 05, 2007 |
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First! Thanks for the link, and I won't be too hard on Grundir next time. ;) Now, on to the contest...
I just saw this show for the first time last Sunday, but I'll do my best...
Save Antisocial Commentary...Save the world!
Claire: I was holding out for a hero...
Diesel: Let me show you my superpowers.
Diesel: Only the Mattress Police can save you now.
Diesel: Sorry babe, you're underage, even if you do have superpowers.
Claire: I have some other superpowers, wanna see?
Hm... When did Hiro get Prescriptive lenses?
He's not that tall, folks. He's standing on a box.
Wonder if that's a (Antisocial Commentary) book in his pocket or he's happy to see me?
Claire: Yes, your superstirring power is most impressive. Now can you use your superscrubbing power to get the spaghetti sauce off my ceiling?
Save the cheerleader, destroy the marriage!
Ummm ... yeah. That's a great power, Diesel, but I don't think being able to produce lipstick from thin air is enough to qualify as a Hero.
Claire: Don't worry, Grundir's sword didn't hurt me.
Claire: So, you're my real father?
Claire: You're the one who wrote Antisocial Commentary? You're totally my hero!
Diesel: So what if you walked through fire, I have to face the Mattress Police crowd every day. You try that and see if you come out alive.
Claire: Wow! So, you can identify anything you taste? Then tell me what's really in those McDonald's Quarter Pounders.
Goddamnit, his head grew back. I thought I was the only one with regenerative powers.
Claire: Where have all the good men gone? Where are all the gods?...So, like where are they?
Claire: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Diesel: Yes, let us exact our vengeance on the set of Dora The Explorer now.
When Claire asked Diesel to take her to the Prom...she didn't mean Carrie's Prom.
Claire - Told you that whole 'sucking my brain out' thing wouldn't do any good. Nothing there.
Claire: Don't feel bad, Diesel. Just because you don't have any superpowers, doesn't mean you don't have other abilities.
Claire: So, Diesel, could you like hook me up with Grundir? That hard steel really turns me on.
Claire: Making ketchup bottles explode with your mind, now what kind of superpower is that?
Claire: You do not have the power do that with your....Or do you?
Claire: Diesel, Diesel, he's our man. If he can't make us laugh, no one can!
"You can't be a hero unless you start wearing pants under that trench coat..."
Claire: Wow. And I thought I was the one with the ability to spontaneously regenerate...
Claire: I think you misunderstood the concept of blush... Next time you want to play dress up, let me help you. Mum-kay?
Suddenly Diesel felt the wrath of Claire rain down on him when he refused to pick her up some pads at Quickie Mart.
Claie: Is that a superpower in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Claire: "I thought you'd be taller."
Diesel: So does this mean you're finally going to wear something other than that cheerleading outfit?
"This is so totally going in my blog."
Diesel: "Don't worry, I have one of those Tide to Go stain removers in my pocket."
well this one will surely cross the line but inappropriate is my middle name. :)
"Yah that's right. We just had 'crime scene' sex"
(And lastly, since there have already been several captions around this theme and I feel compelled to join in...)
Claire: "Is that a Tide to Go stain remover in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Bloody Good. And You?"
PS Who stands a chance against Theresa, the One Person Comment Making Machine. Hi Theresa!
Claire: "So many midgets... so much blood..."
Diesel: "There will be more. There will always be more..."
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Claire in a Yoda voice:“Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.”
Diesel: "Feel the force, baby!"
sorry, peer pressure made me do it!
*points at everybody else*
"If you're over 4' 2", he is unlikely to slay you."
Wahahahahahahahaha!
Secret agent OE observes his next targets from the rear right corner wearing night vision goggles
And next time I ask you to go to the store you will NOT get me the ones that say 'Have a happy period'now will you Diesel?
Diesel: When I said I wanted to act out scenes from my favourite movies I meant SEX scenes.
Well that was fun. Anonymous from yesterday will know better than to mess with us again.....
Claire: Being the bottom of a pyramid is SERIOUS, Diesel! You will never cheer in this town or any other again!
Claire: You aren't as tall in person as you are on TV.
Claire: Did you just try to pinch me?.....It turned me on.
Apprentice Hero, Diesel, leans on Claire after discovering his superpowers trenchcoat had a few holes.
Diesel: let's do it again, baby, but this time can I be the cheerleader?
Diesel: she's cute and all, but I asked for a hero SANDWICH, dude. I'm starving.
Next time, let's order our hot dogs without ketchup
At least, you could have done the laundry while I was away.
(sorry, shitty imagination that late)
"Oooh, who does your blood?"
I think Theresa took all the good ones!
Are you Bruise Willis?
Diesal said. "You knew the rules, Hitchhikers are not allowed to talk!'
Diesal said,' Ok OK, Barbeque & Sashimi ain't gona be the next thing!"
Diesal said. "er the babysitter, ah didn't show up, yea, she never turned up, aint tht right darlin'?"
Oh, so many good options here - and yet the picture just haunts me.
Diesel: So, to be or not to be, that's not even a question for you, is it?
Claire: Diesel, you're an old man, hard man.
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world some day.
You got blood on your face,
A big disgrace.
Waving your book all over the place.
(Diesel, just so you know, I don't think you're old, because then I would be too, but for Claire...and she probably wouldn't know the lyrics to this song, would she?)
Claire: Ok, you wash your clothes with Tide, and I'll do mine with Cheer, and we'll see which one is really the best.
Diesel: I asked for a bubble bath, not a bloodbath.
wow that sucks, the lighting isn't even correct
You too can keep you hair perfect in bloody times with "Who Done It?" Hairspray for winners.
Diesel: Okay, we've got the blood, now what about the sweat and the tears?
Claire: Getting those Hollywood FX guys to help us with the Halloween party was brilliant.
Whoops, sorry about that. I guess I should read the other comments first. How about this one.
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Diesel: Wha? Heeey . . ahh . . they never show your tail on tv.
Claire: mmmmmmm, is that your book it's try to read?
Gory and wonoderful. But I am so sucky at doing this and fear humiliation too much. I like to watch.
I'll vote. That's how I'll participate.
Happy week-end to you and yours.
It was a slaughter. No one survived. Not even the children.
The new Heroes character, Max E. Paddington was a big hit with fans, even though he only showed up once every four episodes.
"No, I'm not a Hero...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night..."
"Hell of a hangnail Hayden...hell of a hangnail..."
Diesel to Claire:
Hey, you're the one that asked for a meme wraith.
Diesel: Wow! You took on Freddy, Jason, and Norman Bates singlehandedly. You are totally my hero!
"You asshole. Leave my lipstick in the car in the sun and I have a problem with application. So sue me."
Dear Mr.Implacable,
Please be assured no handbags of any description or jewelry will be gifted to you under any circumstances by me. Also, please note a stack of frogs have been put in place, as per your demand. They seemed even creepier than the previous frog, and I hope you will enjoy their red goggling gaze. Most sincerely, Karen
Blondie: That fight just totally, like, ruined my hair with blood and stuff, and you hardly have any blood in yours! My contract says MY HAIR always looks better than ANYONE ELSES. I want you to go get your hair messed up RIGHT NOW, or I'm, like, talking to Daddy about it right now! *runs over to producer* Daaaaddyyyy, Diesel's hair looks better than miiiiinneeee!
Claire: This is what I'll make Theresa look like if she submits any more caption entries.
Diesel: Good call.
LOL Diesel!
Keshi.
No one knew of Claire's other power until she finally started her period.
wait, this isnt beauty and the geek?
Claire: Pssht...'save the cheerleader'. Who's gonna save this geek from his glasses?
Diesel, eh? I thought you were Inspector Gadget.
See? It's easy to deep fry a turkey...
Voice over announcer: (whispering)
"We're here at Adventure Zone, where we've secretly replaced the paint balls they usually use with live ammo....Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!"
(This one's for Fletch) ;)
Diesel: So you're not Buffy the Vampire slayer? And I thought you would be able to help me with all those blood suckers that are living in my barn (yes, I mean you Grundir).
Diesel: Man this is why I don't do virgins!
"Great idea, Diesel. 'Let the kids finger paint after they're through eating the chocolate.' ...F**ktard."
After a nasty quarrel between Claire and Diesel, Olive Garden was said to be reconsidering its all-you-can-eat pasta nights....
"Yeesh, I said Diesel fitter NOT Diesel slit her. Yuck."
sorry, i have to get in at least one stupid "diesel fitter" reference per caption contest, otherwise... something something something. (never figured out what would happen if i failed to turn one in, not sure i'm of a mind to find out.)
by the way, that was on FABULOUSLY DISTURBING POST you did for the Snark today, Grundir. Mistress Snuppy thanks you from the bottom of her fragile little heart. keep up the ghould work. ; )
A little blood is always a regrettable reality when severing ones head and placing it on real actors body...
Hey theresa, if you don't make the top 3 this contest, I'll help you chop diesel up and put him into a really compromising position with
Grundir.
So many great captions here. I've got NADDA!
I'm going to work on my own photos.
Can you remove a double chin in Photoshop?
CLAIRE: "Uhm, Deisel., you have a slight stain on your collar."