Well folks, he did it again. Mr. Pink T-shirt, proprietor of Crummy Church Signs and author of the runaway bestseller Crummy Church Signs Volume 1, won the caption contest. And with the shortest caption ever, I might add.
Joel, you get to display the coveted In Your Face award. Again.
By the way, has anyone else noticed how much my face looks like those funny novelty glasses people wear?
It's just me, right? Ok, good.
Second place goes to crotch-obsessed Jocelyn with a typically bizarre, Jocelyn-esque entry:
That evening's game of "Guess Who's Sucking on Sammy's Glass Eye?" ended abruptly when Diesel-- daydreaming about the olive in his "martooni"--absentmindedly swallowed.And coming in third is perennial bridesmaid and one-woman caption machine Theresa:
Diesel: Oh my god, I'm back in the early 60's! What if I run into my parents and I'm never born?So it's a sweep by my Adjutant Inspectors this week. Very nice.
Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everybody for playing and/or voting.
In other news, have you seen the Snark's new look? I got a wild hair the other day and decided to redo the template. I think it turned out rather nicely. Head on over and read today's hot and heavy post by Lampsha (aka G of Simply Said).
Ok, have a great weekend, everybody. I've got a special surprise for you on Monday, so meet me back here then.
Diesel out.
Humor-blogs.com has occasionally fondled Sammy's glass eye, but it never sucks.
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Congrats, Joel. You are a captioning machine. And to Theresa- at least bridesmaids get to wear different color dresses.
LOL! Love it! Congrats, Joel! I really enjoy reading everyone's captions.
Alright, you know what? I'm going to enter one of these times. In fact, NEXT time. I can never think of anything good but seriously, we've got to usurp these champions. Get ready Joel B.
Thanks, all.
And Lisa...bring it.
Congrats everyone.
Diesel, the new template looks splendiferous.
darn! I missed the contest again. i would have went with: "Why does Deano let his accountant hang with him?"
wow...first time the one I voted for won!
You shouldn't have pointed out how much your face looks like those novelty glasses. Except for the eyebrows, I can definitely see the resemblance.
And I'd never noticed before.
Congrats to Joel - I voted for him!
Hey dirty D. Long time. Always seems to be the caption contest that brings me back from unintentional retirement. maybe you should think about that before you do it again.
Ooooh, I love the shiny, new look over at Central Snark!
Ok that photo was some of your best work yet, lol. It took me a minute to realize your face had been super-imposed!
I'm going to enter one of these times. I just don't work well under pressure, and there is some serious competition here.
Well, fer Christ. I have a couple days of no-blog time, and then I check in to see I had a pretty good week over here, even if you intimated I'm sometimes bizarre.
Which we all--including my state-paid team of mental health workers--know isn't true.
I knew Joel's would win, the second I read it. He's way too gifted at the one-liners. That's why The Ladies love him.
They do?
er..um...well..yeah I didn't want to say anything but now that ya mentioned it you do resemble the novelty glasses lmao! just messing with ya!
Thanks for stoppin in and saying something, them poor llamas :)
Congrats Joel, yours was the best for sure. I'm still pretty happy with my third place, but I'll be back with my eye on first. :)
Don't I win something just for looking pretty and saying stupid shit?
Congrats to the winners :)
Joel is the Montreal Canadiens of Caption Contests here. I would have said Yankees but I am a die-hard Sawks fan and we are about to win another championship while NY fires their manager.
The Habs are a much better example of a constant contender like you and your pink shirt.
Next time! I'm with Lisa... someone must shake up the status quo.
As for the glasses and your look, have you photoshop'd yourself into Groucho's place? Put the glasses on and give it a try! Next caption contest???
Well once upon a time, captions were actually meant to be short. Actually I think they still are before people started submitting scripts. Hey, I didn't write the rules and you don't follow them apparently.
In any event, Joel produced a fine one which I easily voted for this week! Nicely done Joel. Congrats.