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Heroes Caption Contest Winners


This week Crazy Aunt Bea pulled off an amazing upset with her disturbing-yet-hilarious caption. Crazy Aunt Bea, you get the coveted In Your Face Award.



In second place was newcomer Kev, with this caption:
Diesel: "Don't worry, I have one of those Tide to Go stain removers in my pocket."
And rounding out the top three was the Frogster, with:
Claire: Yes, your superstirring power is most impressive. Now can you use your superscrubbing power to get the spaghetti sauce off my ceiling?
Congrats and thanks for playing, everybody. Have a super weekend. I'll see you on Monday.

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Blogger Jocelyn said...

Ah, just the right caption wins every time. Unless I enter and lose, of course.

Hey, I am ever-rapt by the little sentences on the tag at the top of your page...and this Gordon one does not disappoint.

10:30 PM  
Blogger OneFullHouse said...

That IS a good caption!

By the way, I am enjoying your book. I laughed my ass off at the beginning, my husband is french :-)

Also, I wanted to let you know I've changed sites. My new URL is on my old blog.

Michelle

1:34 AM  
Anonymous cindra said...

Congrats to all, and especially to Crazy Aunt Bea for having the balls to talk of the menstruation. That was FUNNY.

All of you are hysterical. It's why I never compete. Yer too good.

2:46 AM  
Anonymous crazy aunt bea said...

i confess to being humbled AND pleased by this win. not to mention just a tad shocked. honestly, it's been one hell of a week (thanks to my son and/or his stupid accident). honestly, i thought ALL the captions were especially funny this week -- in fact, i'm STILL cracking up at "superscrubbing".

that said, i'm thinkin' i should say "thanks" to my other son (the one who wasn't in a stupid car accident), because i suspect his was the vote that put me over the top. (what's the point of having kids if they can't turn you into a nervous wreck and/or help you win contests?) ; )

5:20 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

Congrats to Crazy Aunt Bea - she had the guts to write what (probably) just about everyone was thinking when seeing that photo!

6:02 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Aunt Bea - I had you pegged for the winner the second I read it. I'm with Cindra in that I can't compete with all the comic geniuses who play here - especially YOU.

Diesel - I watched your blog's namesake on TV last night. Fletch isn't the most consistently funny movie but when it's funny, it's REALLY funny!

6:56 AM  
Blogger Joel B. said...

Finally! C.A.B. was long overdue for a win. Congrats!

7:59 AM  
Blogger elasticwaistbandlady said...

Congratulations to crazy Aunt Bea.....and congratulations to
---->ME!<----
for making top 5!

There's always room for Jell-O--and heavy amounts of narcissism.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous LadyTerri said...

Yes the period is a powerful thing! :)

8:56 AM  
Blogger Zhu said...

Oh, really good one ! Menstruation is funny in this context ! :D

10:37 AM  
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10:40 AM  
Anonymous Daveman said...

LOL - I have to admit, Aunt Bea's caption was one of my faves as sick and depraved as it was LOL, also one that Howard submitted.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Great Job, Crazy Aunt Bee! You'll forever be know in my heart as Crazy Aunt Maxi.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous the frogster said...

Congrats, C.A.B! Nicely done. Of course, this means no puppies.

9:33 PM  
Blogger Theresa said...

Congrats Crazy Aunt Bea! You certainly deserved to win with that caption.

4:20 AM  
Blogger G said...

Congrats to CAB and the entire winner's circle. I must admit there were some good captions this batch, but you know whenever you can work in menustration to caption contests, it's a winner. Nicely done!

7:58 AM  
Blogger G said...

Crazy Aunt Maxi - that is good, Deb.

7:59 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

That is a bit sick, and yet satisfying. That Crazy Aunt Bea: congrats.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Okay, that one wasn't bad. I'm going to win this damn thing one day.

In other news, I sure would like to nail the cheerleader. I can say that all I want now, because she turned 18.

Nail, nail, nail . . .

6:55 PM  
Anonymous kev said...

I was robbed!

(congrats on the win, aunt bea!)

8:17 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

All I wanted was that puppy. THANKS everybody else. Good one on not voting for frogster. Now nobody gets a man's best friend.

8:34 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

LOL thats just yukkkz!

Keshi.

11:19 PM  
Blogger Minka said...

Snuppy, well done. I loved teh frogster one too and had trouble understanding the Kevin's, which give sit credit :)

Great round!

6:39 AM  
Blogger Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

I love reading these - just wish I had the wit to leave the odd comment.. sigh.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Zoning Out Again said...

CONGRATS CRAZY AUNTIE BEA!!!
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!
One of these days your "Diesel Fitter" lines is going to win!!!

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