Greetings once again, meat-sacks. My master is still occupied with other matters, so he has asked me to handle the "Thursday Shout-Out" for him. I am not accustomed to speaking in a heartening manner regarding other bloggers, but I shall try for the sake of my master. I am indebted to him for his confidence in me.Firstly, I must mention young Lisa of Insatiable: the Girl. Lisa blessed my lord Diesel with an endorsement of his book, Antisocial Commentary, that is so enthusiastic and heartfelt that it nearly melted the metaphorical ice around my cold, shriveled Nazgul heart. Read it and understand why every one of you must buy a copy. As a display of gratitude, my lord Diesel has authorized me to deal with a particularly loathsome meme that is troubling Lisa. Look for my appalling visage at her blog in the near future.
I have never excelled at contests (although I do hold the record for speed-skinning a live hobbit), but I have two contests to announce: Cindra is re-launching her word game, now known as The Great Quill Driving Competition. And Nessa (Goldennib) is embarking on the second month of her Scavenger Hunt Game. May the good-natured competitiveness begin!
And of course, my master will be posting a new photo for the caption contest tomorrow. Be here or taste my steel!
Labels: Shout-Outs
| posted by Grundir the Implacable at Thursday, October 04, 2007 |
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grundir...you little Nazgul devil...you dug deep and were almost sweet in thsi post. Impressive!
You do a fine job for your master. And I'm sure you'll deal with the loathsome meme admirably. Hmmm. I like Nazguls.:)
I'm a little hung up on why like being called a meat-sack so very much.
My problem.
LOL so thats Nazgul!
Keshi.
taste your steel?
Good review, but I see that my review has not melted your cold, shriveled heart. Are you related to the Grinch in any way? If I sing something will that help? Sigh. I guess I'll have to work harder on the next one. ;)
Meat-sacks?
I miss Diesel.
I'd like to inquire about hosting a special Q&A Session with Grundir. Mainly because I'm dying to know if he ever drops his long robe into the crapper when he takes a squat.
I asked Crystal Gayle that same question about her long hair. Grundir seems a little bit friendlier though.
MEAT SACK? I beg your pardon! The correct term is "flesh vessel". Guh! You're not up on the latest political correctness thing are you? - rhetorical question.
MEATSACKS?????
Okay Diesel you've stooped to a new low to endorse your book.
Is that DEATH? Grim Reaper? What the hell man? The last person/demon/whatever you would want endorsing your book is... nevermind, I see I missed a post or two based on everyone's comments regarding these Nazgul and Grundir characters. WHATEVER!
Meatsacks....*grumbles and stomps off* I still luzz diesel dough!