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Thursday Shout-Out

So I'm over at Central Snark today, whining about how Stephen Colbert is totally ripping me off. The Snark den mother, Snuppy aka Neva aka Crazy Aunt Beatrice, has been having a rough time of it of late, and to make matters worse, interlopers like Joel from Crummy Church Signs and I have been ruining the good name of the Snark. Anyway, even if you don't want to read my stupid post, stop by Central Snark and wish Crazy Aunt Beatrice rest and safe travels as she travels across the country for a funeral and then returns home to her son who is recuperating from a serious car accident.

In other news, I have decided, in response to your feedback, to put Grundir the meme-wraith on temporary probation. He's out in the barn thinking things over now. I may call upon his services in a week or two if I get tagged for anything. In the mean time, he still has a few meme-quashing requests outstanding. If you've requested his services, don't worry, he should be able to get to you in the next day or two.

Well, this is supposed to be a shout-out, so let's see what else I can come up with. Renal Failure's post on prostitution in Vancouver was pretty funny, as was Dorky Dad's good-natured ridiculing of his wife's Fist of Death. And you should really check out the cartoons of new Humor-Blogs.com member Mike at See Mike Draw. Great stuff.

I'm going to put some real effort into tomorrow's caption contest pic, so that stupid anonymous commenters with very small penises can't bitch about the lighting being off. See you back here tomorrow!

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Blogger Logophile said...

One day Mrs. DOrk is going to pop him a shot and we'll see who's laughing THEN!
HA!
That would be me...laughing.
And hey, what is with banishing Grundir?? I LOVE Grundir!
If it wasn't for my sneaking suspicion that he is really just you I would ask him to have my babies.
Sob, don't take my Grundir away!

3:25 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

Temporary probation, huh? I feel for the guy, and I can't imagine what he's actually thinking out there in the barn. Remorse? Sorrow?

More to the point, I can't figure out what I'm even doing writing about a guy who isn't (dare I say it?) - real.

3:45 PM  
Blogger Keshi said...

**as she travels across the country for a funeral and then returns home to her son who is recuperating from a serious car accident.

thats no good...


Keshi.

6:33 PM  
Blogger Minka said...

You are taking criticism marvelously well! :)

6:41 PM  
Blogger Zhu said...

Good job with Gundir. Show him who is the master of this blog ! Just don't send him to Guantanamo Bay. Yet.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Gillian @ Indigo Blue said...

Still pissing myself at yesterday's toddler discussion that you had with your wife.

I am making people read your stuff when they come in to the spa now. They are enjoying it! :D

I can actually picture him being put on probation. I have a visual of this, him sitting with his chin propped up on one hand, and sighing.

Poor Grundir. He can't wait to be unleashed on blog society again.

Looking forward to the next photoshopped caption of you and some unsuspecting celebrity. I would like to request one with you and George Bush. No, I realize he isn't a celebrity. But he would make for a funny caption. Every party needs a clown!

xo
Gillian

7:11 PM  
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7:12 PM  
Blogger Kadi Prescott said...

Hey there! I had a question regarding the comment left on my blog. Could you specify exactly what you mean by "line breaks?" I'm but a mere mother, who has not much brain cell activity these days! Thanks~Kadi
www.kadiprescott.blogspot.com

8:46 PM  
Blogger Lady Roxanne said...

rawr

10:17 PM  
Blogger Pope Terry said...

You dont have him sitting on the naughty chair do you... that would just be degrading to the poor little seven foot hobbit smashing tyke

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Kat said...

Grundir has been banished due to comments? There is no justice in blog land.

4:00 AM  
Blogger Jocelyn said...

If, just for the hell of it, I post a comment about the crap lighting in your caption contest, does that mean I have a small vagina?

Or maybe an overstretched one?

Just pondering.

10:47 PM  



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