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Caption Contest: National Treasure

Lately I feel like I should have the phrase "Sorry, I've been really busy" automatically prepended to the body of all my emails. I forgot how time-consuming this whole employment thing is. How the heck do you people get anything important done when you're working all day?

Anyway, sorry about not replying to comments and not making my blog visiting rounds. I'm hoping things will normalize a bit in the next week or so.

In any case, at least I haven't been too busy to do the really important things, like photoshop myself into a scene with Nicholas Cage in National Treasure. You know the drill. Submit your captions in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites and I'll post a poll with the top ten on Tuesday.

Have fun!



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